100 Funny Art Jokes

1. Why did the artist always carry a pencil and paper? Because they liked to conclude.

2. What did the artist say to the hat? “You make me beret happy!”

3. Why did the artist get kicked out of school? They couldn’t resist drawing outside the lines.

4. How do you find a missing artist? Check all the sketches.

5. What’s an artist’s favorite kind of clothing? Paletteable attire.

6. Why did the artist become a musician? They couldn’t draw a crowd.

7. How do you catch a squirrel that’s been stealing paintbrushes? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

8. Why did the artist go broke? They couldn’t draw a salary.

9. What do you call an artist with a rubber toe? Roberto!

10. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? They wanted to reach new heights of creativity.

11. How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye!

12. What did the artist say to the art thief? “You can’t run, you can’t hide, you’ll always be framed!”

13. How does an artist organize their brushes? With a palette knife.

14. Why did the art dealer go to jail? They were framing innocent artists!

15. What did the artichoke say to the artist? “Stop peeling me!”

16. Why did the artist paint the ocean? Because it had a lot of depth.

17. How does an artist pay for their groceries? With Monet.

18. What do you call a drawing of a bee? A buzz sketch.

19. Why did the art student always carry a camera? They wanted to capture every exposure.

20. How do you find a successful artist? Look for the one with a Monet tree.

21. What do you call a funny artist? Picasso of humor.

22. How do you know when an artist is getting frustrated? They start drawing blood.

23. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer.

24. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the gallery? To reach new heights of creativity.

25. What did the paintbrush say to the canvas? “I love your strokes!”

26. What’s an artist’s favorite type of exercise? Doodle jumping.

27. What’s an artist’s favorite fruit? Aquare pear.

28. Why did the artist paint themselves green? They wanted to be an avocado.

29. What do you call an artist who sleeps all the time? A napkin.

30. How do you fix a broken art piece? With a canvas action.

31. What did the artist say to the empty canvas? “I can’t picture you without me.”

32. How do you organize a space-themed art exhibition? You planet.

33. What’s an artist’s favorite animal? The draw gon.

34. Why did the artist get kicked out of the library? They refused to draw the line.

35. What did the artist say to the wall? “I’ve got you covered!”

36. Why did the artist bring a ruler to the gallery? They wanted to draw a straight line.

37. What do you call an artist who can’t draw? Traced and confused.

38. How does an artist make their coffee? They paint it black.

39. Why did the artist go to the doctor? They had too many sketch-aches.

40. What’s an artist’s favorite type of fish? A watercolor.

41. How do you become a famous artist? Have a stroke of genius.

42. Why did the artist get in trouble at the zoo? They were sketchy around the lions.

43. What’s an artist’s favorite dance move? The brush step.

44. How do you start a painting? With a fresh canvas and a sense of hue.

45. Why did the artist go to the dentist? They had too many brush strokes.

46. What do you call an artist who can’t control their brush? A painting.

47. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

48. Why did the artist draw birds? They wanted to tweet their art.

49. How do you know when an artist has a fever? Their work starts to look sketchy.

50. What do you call a drawing that doesn’t cost anything? A free sketch.

51. Why did the artist always carry a camera? They wanted to capture the moment in pixels.

52. What do you call an artist who becomes a detective? Sherartist Holmes.

53. How did the artist feel after finishing a masterpiece? They were canvas typically happy.

54. Why did the artist only paint in black and white? They couldn’t afford the color palette.

55. What’s an artist’s favorite part of a party? The brush hour.

56. How do you catch a fish artist? With a palette net.

57. What did the artist say to the pencil? “You’re so sketchy!”

58. Why did the artist carry a roll of duct tape? To frame their artwork.

59. How do you know when an artist is lying? Their pants are on fire, but their artwork is telling the truth.

60. What’s an artist’s favorite superhero? Spider Manga.

61. Why did the artist bring a camera to the art class? To shoot some still life.

62. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

63. What’s an artist’s favorite way to say goodbye? “Art” for now!

64. Why did the artist paint their car yellow? So it could draw attention.

65. How do you greet an artist? “Sketch you later!”

66. What do you call a group of musical artists? A band doodle.

67. Why did the artist draw a dinosaur? Because they thought it would be dino-mite!

68. How do you make an artist happy? Give them a canvas and some colors, and they’ll be easily pleased.

69. What did the artist say to their broken paintbrush? “I guess we need to brush it off and move on.”

70. Why did the artist always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw blood.

71. What did the artist say to the tree? “I can’t picture you without your bark.”

72. How do you recognize a happy artist? They have a smile that’s framed!

73. Why did the artist become a chef? They wanted to create masterpieces on a plate.

74. What’s an artist’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop art.

75. How do you stop an artist from becoming a vampire? Give them a palette with garlic paint.

76. What did the artist say to the sculpture? “I’m drawn to you!”

77. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the museum? They heard the paintings were hanging.

78. What do you call an artist who paints while riding a horse? A canter ist.

79. How does an artist draw a self-portrait? With an “i” for talent.

80. Why did the artist open a bakery? They wanted to create dough-original art.

81. What do you call an artist who can’t take criticism? Picasso Offended.

82. How did the artist respond when someone told them their painting was terrible? “I artfully disagree!”

83. Why did the artist carry a magnifying glass? To see the finer details.

84. What did the art dealer say to the artist? “You’re making a canvas for yourself!”

85. How do you make an artist laugh? Show them a picture of their bank account.

86. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the exhibit? They wanted to get a better perspective on the art.

87. What do you call an artist who can’t draw but is good at math? A graphic designer.

88. Why did the artist paint the Mona Lisa? Because it was on their bucket palette.

89. How did the artist find their inspiration? They followed their brushstrokes.

90. What did the artist say to their rebellious painting? “You’re pushing my canvas!”

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91. How do you catch a squirrel that’s been stealing paintbrushes? Set up an easel and wait for them to come.

92. Why did the artist become an astronaut? They wanted to explore a whole new art sphere.

93. What did the artist say to their artwork at the museum? “You’re framed for greatness!”

94. How do you know when an artist is hungry? They start drawing food.

95. Why did the artist bring a map to the art gallery? So they wouldn’t get “canvas” lost!

96. Why did the artist become a beekeeper? They wanted to create buzz-worthy art.

97. How did the artist fix their broken sculpture? They used a little bit of “plaster of Paris Hilton.”

98. What do you call an artist who sleeps all day? A dreamer.

99. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the exhibition? They wanted to reach new heights of creativity.

100. How did the artist find their lost paintbrush? They followed the strokes of genius.

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