Here are 50 Funny Bald Jokes and the Best Bald Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 50 jokes about Bald.
1. Why did the bald guy bring an airplane to the party? He wanted to make sure he had a good “takeoff” on top, just like his hairline never did!
2. Why did the bald guy challenge the chess champion? He thought he could finally checkmate without any “hair-raising” distractions!
3. Why did the rabbit invite the bald man to its burrow? Because it heard he was looking for a hare-raising solution to his hair loss!
5. Why did the bald man bring shampoo to the party? He heard they were having a “shower” of compliments and he didn’t want to be left high and dry!
6. Why did the bald magician get into comedy? Because every time he made his hair disappear, he found a new way to pull off a disappearing act!
7. Why did the bald guy become an astronaut? Because he heard the moon needed a shiny new landing spot!
8. What did the bald man say when he won a hat in a raffle? “Guess I’ll have to wig out now!”
9. Why did the bald man bring a clock to the party? So he could show off his timeless style while keeping track of his hairline’s “growth” over time!
10. What’s a bald person’s favorite dance move? The “shine and slide”!
11. Why did the bald guy paint an egg on his head? He wanted to have sunny-side-up hair!
12. Did you hear about the bald guy who joined a baking class? He learned how to make “follicle-less” bread!
13. What did one bald guy say to another at the beach? “Let’s get some sun on that chrome dome!”
14. Why did Voldemort apply for a role in Harry Potter? Because he heard they were looking for someone with a “hair-raising” presence!
15. Why don’t bald people use keys to unlock doors? Because they’ve already lost their locks!
16. Why did the bald man start a gardening club? He wanted to embrace his “bare” roots!
17. What did the bald guy say when he got a new comb? “I finally found a tool for my scalp-tivating hairdo!”
18. How do you compliment a bald man? “You have such a smooth approach to hairlessness!”
19. What did the bald guy do when he found a toupee? He took it to the “hair-apparent” lost and found!
20. Why did the bald man apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to knead some “dough” with his bare scalp!
21. What’s a bald person’s favorite song? “I’m Too Sexy (for My Hair)!”
22. Why did the bald guy put his head in the sand? He wanted to grow “beachy waves”!
23. What did one bald guy say to another during winter? “At least our heads won’t get cold!”
24. Why did the bald man become a chef? He wanted to create dishes that were as smooth as his head!
26. Why did the bald man bring a clock to the hair salon? Because he wanted to make sure he had a “hair-raising” time!
27. Why did the bald guy bring a porcupine to the wig store? He thought it was a “prickly” solution for his hair-raising dilemma!
28. Why did the bald man start a music band? He wanted to rock that “bare tone”!
29. How do you make a bald person smile? Shine a flashlight on their head and say, “I found gold!”
30. What did the bald guy do when he won the lottery? He bought the world’s largest collection of hats!
31. Why did the bald man become a gardener? He wanted to let his head “bloom” with nature!
32. What’s a bald person’s favorite vehicle? A “Baldwin” locomotive!
33. Why did the bald guy start a fashion blog? He wanted to show off his “head-turning” style!
34. What did the bald man say about meditation? “I’m getting in touch with my inner scalp!”
35. Why did the bald guy start a detective agency? He had an eye for detail, just like his smooth head!
36. What do you call a bald guy’s autobiography? “The Bare Truth: My Hair-raising Journey!”
37. Why did the bald man become a weather forecaster? He loved talking about “clear skies”!
38. What did the bald guy say about losing his wallet? “Well, at least I’m used to losing things!”
39. Why did the bald man paint a rabbit on his head? He wanted to share his creative side, even if it was a hair-raising choice!
40. Why did the bald man sit in front of the mirror at the comedy show? He wanted to reflect on his hair-raising sense of humor, or should I say “hair-erasing” sense of humor!
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41. Why did the bald guy start a construction business? He wanted to build a strong foundation, just like his head!
42. What did the bald man say when asked about his workout routine? “I’m all about staying ‘hair’ in shape!”
43. Why did the bald man get a pet snake? He thought it was the perfect accessory for his head!
44. What’s a bald person’s favorite dessert? “Creme brulee” – because it’s smooth and crispy on top!
45. Why did the bald guy start a podcast? He had a lot of “bare” opinions to share!
46. What did the bald man say about his computer skills? “I’m good at ‘browsing’ the internet!”
47. Why did the bald guy start collecting seashells? He wanted to find the perfect “headpiece” for himself!
48. What’s a bald person’s favorite exercise? “Scalp-ups” – like push-ups, but focused on the head!
49. Why did the bald man start a dance class? He wanted to teach the “smooth moves” routine!
50. What did the bald guy say when someone asked about his favorite hair product? “Sunscreen!”
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