100 Funny Balls Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Balls Jokes and the Best Balls Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Balls Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Balls, then share them with your friends and family members.
Balls Puns
Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Balls.
1. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
2. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
3. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowball!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
6. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
7. How does a basketball team stay cool? By playing in the shade!
8. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base!
9. What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
10. Why do tennis players make terrible spies? Because they’re always getting caught in the net!
11. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
12. How do soccer players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
13. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
16. Why don’t soccer players do well in school? They always play better on grass!
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
18. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’ll make you look good!”
19. Why was the baseball player a great musician? He had a perfect pitch!
20. What do you call a baseball player who steals seafood? A prawn-stealer!
21. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She always ran away from the ball!
22. What’s a football player’s favorite candy? A touchdown!
23. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
24. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
25. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
26. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
27. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
28. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans!
29. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
30. What’s a baseball player’s favorite candy? A double bubble!
31. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
32. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
33. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowball!
34. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
35. What’s a baseball player’s favorite candy? A double bubble!
36. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
37. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
38. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
39. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’ll make you look good!”
40. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She always ran away from the ball!
41. What do you call a football player who can’t stop telling jokes? A punter!
42. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
43. How does a baseball team stay cool? They sit next to their fans!
44. Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!
45. What’s a soccer player’s favorite chemical element? Gooooooold!
46. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
47. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowball!
48. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
49. How does a soccer team stay cool? By standing near the fans!
50. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
51. What do you call a baseball player who steals seafood? A prawn-stealer!
52. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
53. What’s a football player’s favorite candy? A touchdown!
54. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She always ran away from the ball!
55. How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
56. What’s a baseball player’s favorite candy? A double bubble!
57. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
58. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’ll make you look good!”
59. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
60. How does a baseball team stay cool? They sit next to their fans!
61. Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!
62. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowball!
63. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
64. What’s a football player’s favorite candy? A touchdown!
65. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
66. How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
67. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
68. What’s a baseball player’s favorite candy? A double bubble!
69. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
70. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’ll make you look good!”
71. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
72. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She always ran away from the ball!
73. How does a baseball team stay cool? They sit next to their fans!
74. Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!
75. What’s a soccer player’s favorite chemical element? Gooooooold!
76. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
77. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowball!
78. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
79. What’s a football player’s favorite candy? A touchdown!
80. How does a basketball team stay cool? By playing in the shade!
81. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base!
82. What do you call a baseball player who steals seafood? A prawn-stealer!
83. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
84. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’ll make you look good!”
85. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She always ran away from the ball!
86. What’s a football player’s favorite candy? A touchdown!
87. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
88. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans!
89. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
90. What’s a baseball player’s favorite candy? A double bubble!
Best Balls Jokes
Here is the collection of our Best Balls Jokes.
91. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
92. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
93. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowball!
94. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
95. What’s a baseball player’s favorite candy? A double bubble!
96. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They might get called for traveling!
97. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
98. Why did the scarecrow become a successful baseball player? He was outstanding in his field!
99. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’ll make you look good!”
100. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
Final thoughts About Balls Jokes
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