65 Funny Baseball Jokes
Here are 65 Funny Baseball Jokes and the Best Baseball Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 65 funny Baseball Jokes for you:
1. Why was the baseball player a great musician? Because he had a perfect pitch!
2. Why did the baseball team go to the bank? To get their pitchers!
3. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear – just like a baseball player without his glove!
4. Why was the baseball player a terrible gardener? He couldn’t catch a fly ball!
5. What do you call a snowman at a baseball game? An umpire – because he’s cold and makes tough calls!
6. Why don’t baseball players ever get lost? Because they always follow the base paths!
7. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base!
8. Why did the scarecrow become a baseball umpire? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What’s a baseball player’s favorite kind of dog? A pinch-hitter!
10. Why don’t baseball players ever join a band? Because they can’t find the right pitch!
11. Why did the baseball player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
12. What do you call a baseball player who doesn’t take a shower? A dirty slider!
13. Why was the computer cold at the baseball game? It left its Windows open!
14. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the tickets were sky-high!
15. How do baseball players stay cool during the game? They stand next to the fans!
16. Why don’t baseball players ever become bankers? Because they can’t catch a steal!
17. What do you call a baseball player who throws a tantrum? A pitch fit!
18. Why did the tomato turn red at the baseball game? It saw the salad dressing!
19. What do baseball players use to make breakfast? A batter!
20. Why did the baseball player go to therapy? He had too many issues with his curveball!
21. Why do baseball players make bad spies? Because they’re always caught stealing!
22. Why don’t baseball players ever go broke? Because they always save their pennies!
23. What do you call a baseball player with no hands or legs? Anything you want, he can’t catch you!
24. Why did the baseball player go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw a walk!
25. What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of clothing? A pitch-black shirt!
26. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the seats were up in the bleachers!
27. How did the baseball player get to the game? By swinging a bat!
28. Why was the math book sad at the baseball game? It had too many problems!
29. What do baseball players do when they’re in a slump? They try to steal a smile!
30. Why was the baseball team always so good at navigation? They had great field sense!
31. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch you later!
32. Why did the baseball team go to the bank? To get their bats checked!
33. How do baseball players stay cool in the summer? They use their fans!
34. What do you call a baseball player with a runny nose? A snotty runner!
35. Why did the baseball player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
36. What do you call a baseball player who steals a lot? A robber!
37. Why do baseball players always carry a pencil? In case they need to draw a walk!
38. How do baseball players stay warm? They stand near the heaters!
39. Why did the baseball player go to school? He wanted to improve his “pitching” skills!
40. What’s a baseball player’s favorite kind of cookie? A base-butter cookie!
41. Why did the baseball player go to the bank? To get his shortstop!
42. What do baseball players eat in the dugout? Corn on the “cob”!
43. Why did the baseball player go to space? To catch a flying saucer!
44. What’s a baseball player’s favorite instrument? The pitch pipe!
45. Why was the baseball player a bad musician? He couldn’t find the right pitch!
46. How do baseball players stay cool during games? They sit in the shade!
47. What did one baseball glove say to the other glove? “Catch you later!”
48. Why did the baseball player go to the bank? To get his salary!
49. How do baseball players stay cool in the sun? They wear their shades!
50. Why did the baseball player go to the circus? He wanted to catch a “flyer”!
51. What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of chocolate? A home-run bar!
52. Why did the baseball player go to the bank? To get his catcher’s mitt!
53. How do baseball players stay cool in the heat? They sit next to their fans!
54. Why did the baseball player go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “batter” muscles!
55. What’s a baseball player’s favorite fruit? A base-berry!
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56. Why did the baseball player go to the bank? To get his home run!
57. What do you call a baseball player’s secret hideout? His “base” meant!
58. Why did the baseball player go to the circus? He wanted to catch a “pop” fly!
59. How do baseball players keep their uniforms clean? They “slide” into the washing machine!
60. Why did the baseball player go to the gym? He wanted to improve his “bat” ting average!
61. What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of sandwich? A base ham sandwich!
62. Why did the baseball player go to the bank? To get his safe hit!
63. How do baseball players stay warm in the winter? They wear their “bats” and gloves!
64. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? He heard the seats were up in the “bleachers”!
65. What’s a baseball player’s favorite dance move? The “catch” -er shuffle!
Final thoughts About Baseball Jokes
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