50 Funny Basketball jokes
Here are 50 Funny Basketball Jokes and the Best Basketball Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Basketball Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Basketball, then share them with your friends and family members.
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Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Basketball.
1. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? They wanted to get their bounce checks!
2. Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players dribbled all over it!
3. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
4. How did the basketball court feel after the game? Drained!
5. Why do basketball players make bad detectives? Because they always dribble the clues!
6. What do you call a basketball player who misses dunks? A rim-job!
7. Why did the scarecrow become a successful basketball player? He was outstanding in his field!
8. How did the basketball court get hurt? It had too many foul plays!
9. Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he committed a slam dunk!
10. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They’re always traveling for away games!
11. What’s a basketball player’s favorite candy? Dribble gum!
12. Why was the basketball player a good gardener? He had a great jump shot!
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, just like a basketball player without his sneakers!
14. Why was the basketball player a terrible musician? He couldn’t find the right rhythm to dribble!
15. Why don’t basketball players ever get lost? Because they always follow the court!
16. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “Are you ready to network?”
17. Why did the basketball team go to the bank before the game? To get their free throws!
18. What do basketball players do when they can’t find their keys? They check their dribble!
19. Why do basketball players love gardening? Because they have a natural ability to shoot!
20. What’s a basketball player’s favorite dessert? Jump-shot pudding!
21. Why do basketball players make terrible teachers? They can’t stop dribbling on about the same thing!
22. What do you call a basketball player who moonlights as a baker? A slam-doughnut!
23. Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? He had too many free-throwing pains!
24. What did the basketball coach say to the vegetable tray? “Lettuce play some defense!”
25. Why don’t basketball players ever get cold? Because they’re always dribbling!
26. How did the basketball team celebrate? They had a ball!
27. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He heard the tickets were up for grabs!
28. What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music? Slam jams!
29. Why don’t basketball players ever listen to music? They can’t find the right beat to dribble to!
30. How do basketball players stay cool during the game? They use their fans!
31. Why did the basketball team go to the aquarium? They wanted to learn how to play zone defense!
32. What’s a basketball player’s favorite book? The Dunkin’ Donuts menu!
33. Why don’t basketball players ever read novels? They can’t handle too many dribble chapters!
34. What do basketball players use to clean their shoes? Hoop-a-loop!
35. Why did the basketball team bring string to the game? So they could tie up the score!
36. How did the basketball court feel after the game? Drained!
37. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder? To keep up with his jump shots!
38. Why did the basketball player put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some smoothie throws!
39. What’s a basketball player’s favorite game show? Spin the Bottle, because it’s all about rotation!
40. Why did the basketball team go to the movie theater? They heard they were showing “Air Bud”!
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41. What do basketball players and computers have in common? They both need good “net” works!
42. Why did the basketball team go to the park? They wanted to shoot some outdoor hoops!
43. What do you call a basketball player who’s also a detective? A slam-sherlock!
44. Why don’t basketball players ever tell secrets? They can’t keep a lid on their dribbles!
45. What’s a basketball player’s favorite dance move? The jump shot shuffle!
46. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He heard the tickets were up for grabs!
47. What do you call a basketball player who loves to garden? A dribble green thumb!
48. Why don’t basketball players ever make good astronauts? They can’t dribble in zero gravity!
49. What’s a basketball player’s favorite place to go on vacation? The free-throw line!
50. Why did the basketball player bring a backpack to the game? In case he needed to travel!
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