Here are 50 Funny Bath Jokes and the Best Bath Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Bath Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Bath and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here are 50 jokes about Bath.
1. Why did the computer take a bath? It had a lot of bugs to wash off!
2. I tried to make a joke about the bath, but it’s a little too “wet” for my sense of humor.
3. What do you call a cat who loves taking baths? A shampoo-dle!
4. Why did the tomato turn red in the bath? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Did you hear about the faucet who became a comedian? It had great “drip” timing!
6. Why did the rubber ducky go to therapy? It felt all quacked up!
7. How does the ocean say hello? It waves in the bathtub!
8. I used to be a baker until I found my true calling – now I’m a bath-cake decorator!
9. Why did the smartphone refuse to take a bath? It was afraid of losing its contacts.
10. Why did the skeleton bring a towel to the bath? To dry its bones off, of course!
11. Did you hear about the bath that ran for political office? It promised cleaner bubbles for everyone!
12. What do you call a fish who loves to take baths? A soaker fish!
13. Why did the math book take a bath? It had too many problems to solve!
14. I had to stop telling bath jokes because they were all washed up.
15. What’s a bath’s favorite song? “Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub!”
16. Why did the bubble bath refuse to share its secrets? It was afraid they’d burst!
17. Why did the athlete take a bath before the race? To get a head start on being refreshed!
18. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of bath? A soak-at!
19. Why did the computer take a bath? It wanted to get rid of all its cookies!
20. Why did the scarecrow take a bath? Because it was outstanding in its field… and needed a good scrub!
21. Did you hear about the drain that went to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage to let go of.
22. What’s a vampire’s least favorite type of bath? A bloodbath!
23. Why did the astronaut bring a bath towel to space? To dry off after his out-of-this-world bath!
24. What did one bath say to the other bath? “I feel so drained today!”
25. Why did the bicycle take a bath? Because it was two-tired!
26. What do you call a snowman in the bath? A puddle!
27. Why did the broom go to the bath? It wanted to clean up its act!
28. What did the rubber ducky say to the other rubber ducky? “Squeak it, don’t leak it!”
29. Why did the tomato refuse to take a bath? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. What’s a bath’s favorite type of art? Watercolors!
31. Why did the musician bring a tuba to the bath? To have a tuba time!
32. Why did the pencil jump in the bath? It wanted to make a splash in the writing world!
33. What do you call a bath that you share with a friend? A spa-party!
34. Why did the mathematician take a bath? Because they wanted to wash off their sins (sines)!
35. What’s a witch’s favorite type of bath? A bewitching soak!
36. Why did the dog take a bath in the ocean? Because it wanted to become a hot dog!
37. Why did the mathematician bring a ruler to the bath? To measure the depth of his thoughts!
38. What did the bath say when it was feeling sad? “I’m all washed up!”
39. Why did the broom go to the bath? I heard there was a lot of dirt to clean off!
40. What do you call a bath that’s always in a hurry? A quick-splash!
Best Bath Puns
Here are some Best Bath Puns.
41. Why did the bubble bath go to the party? Because it was bursting with excitement!
42. What’s a spider’s favorite type of bath? A web-bath!
43. Why did the chicken take a bath? To get rid of its “fowl” odor!
44. What do you call a bath that’s always lying? A fibber-tub!
45. Why did the bicycle fall over in the bath? It was two-tired!
46. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of bath? A nut-tub!
47. Why did the candle take a bath? To freshen up its wick!
48. What do you call a bath that loves to dance? A tap-tub!
49. Why did the banana take a bath? Because it had to peel itself off a sticky situation!
50. What did the bathtub say to the toilet? “You crack me up!”
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