Batman Jokes

50 Funny Batman Jokes

ByJim John

Here are 50 Funny Batman Jokes and the Best Batman Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Batman Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Batman and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Batman Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Batman.

1. Why did Batman and Robin never use smartphones? Because the Bat-Signal was their favorite way to communicate!

2. Why did Batman and Catwoman break up? Because he couldn’t trust her – she was always purr-persuading him to do things!

3. Why did Batman go to therapy? Because he had too many issues and not just the ones in his comics!

4. What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Bat-berry!

5. Why did Batman and Robin never use credit cards? Because the Joker kept stealing their identities!

6. What’s Batman’s favorite dessert? Dark Knight chocolate cake!

7. Why did Batman and Robin always fight crime after dessert? Because they wanted to have their cake and beat it too!

8. What’s Batman’s favorite dance move? The Batusi – it’s his secret weapon on the dance floor!

9. Why did Batman and Superman start a band? Because they wanted to rock Gotham City and Metropolis!

10. What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, just like in his fights!

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11. Why did Batman and Robin never play hide and seek with the villains? Because good hiding spots were their Bat-cave secret!

12. What’s Batman’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because it’s as dark and brooding as he is!

13. Why did Batman bring a ladder to the Bat cave? Because he heard the Joker was up to something!

14. Why did Batman and Robin get kicked out of the museum? They were caught trying to steal the spotlight!

15. What’s Batman’s favorite place to shop? The Dark Mart!

16. Why did Batman and Robin always use elevators? Because they were afraid of falling into the Bat-hole!

17. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? “Robin, get in the car!”

18. Why did Batman and Robin go to school? To improve their bat education!

19. What’s Batman’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because he loves owning Gotham City!

20. Why did Batman and Robin start a gardening club? Because they wanted to grow justice from the ground up!

21. What’s Batman’s favorite kind of cereal? Saturday morning cereal!

22. Why did Batman and Robin join the gym? So they could work on their bat-bods!

23. What’s Batman’s favorite seafood? Bat-ter-dipped fish!

24. Why did Batman and Robin go to the beach? To catch some bat waves!

25. What’s Batman’s favorite instrument? The bat-trombone!

26. Why did Batman and Robin open a bakery? Because they kneaded dough and justice!

27. What’s Batman’s favorite art style? Bat-toon!

28. Why did Batman and Robin start a podcast? Because they had bat-loads of opinions!

29. What’s Batman’s favorite dessert topping? Bat-sprinkles!

30. Why did Batman and Robin go to the arcade? To play some better games!

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31. What’s Batman’s favorite exercise? Bat-ups!

32. Why did Batman and Robin become comedians? Because they had a talent for delivering punchlines!

33. What’s Batman’s favorite clothing brand? Bat-clothes Unlimited!

34. Why did Batman and Robin go to the zoo? Visit the bat exhibit!

35. What’s Batman’s favorite song? “Bat Out of Hell” by Meat Loaf!

36. Why did Batman and Robin start a tech company? They wanted to create better gadgets!

37. What’s Batman’s favorite weather? Bat-storms!

38. Why did Batman and Robin become architects? They wanted to design beautiful buildings!

39. What’s Batman’s favorite movie genre? Bat-suspense!

40. Why did Batman and Robin become detectives? Because they had a nose for bat investigations!

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41. What’s Batman’s favorite mode of transportation? The Bat-cycle, of course!

42. Why did Batman and Robin go to the amusement park? To ride the Bat-coaster!

43. What’s Batman’s favorite mythical creature? The Bat-dragon!

44. Why did Batman and Robin start a cooking show? They wanted to share their bat-licious recipes!

45. What’s Batman’s favorite card game? Bat-gammon!

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46. Why did Batman and Robin become meteorologists? They wanted to predict bat weather accurately!

47. What’s Batman’s favorite pizza topping? Bat-Roni!

48. Why did Batman and Robin start a fashion line? Because they had bat-style!

49. What’s Batman’s favorite social media platform? Battery!

50. Why did Batman and Robin open a zoo? They wanted to showcase at-animals from around the world!

Final Thoughts about Batman Jokes

I hope these Batman jokes brought a smile to your face!  You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Funny Jokes

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