Here are 50 Funny Beauty Jokes and the Best Beauty Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Beauty Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Beauty and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here are 50 jokes about Beauty :
1. Why did the lipstick go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with commitment!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my makeup!
3. Did you hear about the shampoo shortage? It’s becoming quite a hairy situation!
4. Why did the concealer feel awkward? Because it couldn’t blend in with the other makeup!
5. What do you call a group of musical skincare products? The Moisturizer Chorus!
6. Why did the mascara break up with the eyelash curler? It felt like it was just too clingy!
7. Why did the foundation break up with the highlighter? It felt overshadowed all the time!
8. Why don’t skeletons use lipstick? Because they don’t have lips to stick it on!
9. Why did the eyeshadow go to school? To improve its shading skills!
10. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” with some out-of-this-world makeup!
11. Why did the moisturizer go broke? Because it had too many expenses to cover!
12. Why was the hairbrush always late? It had too many tangles to sort out!
13. What did the eyeliner pencil say to the lipstick? “You color my world!”
14. Why was the sunscreen bad at making friends? It was too protective and never let anyone get close!
15. Why did the nail polish get an award? Because it had the best coat of arms!
16. How does a computer apply makeup? With a space bar!
17. What did the hair gel say to the hair spray? “Let’s stick together!”
18. Why was the blush always gossiping? Because it couldn’t keep its cheeky secrets!
19. Why did the mascara get into trouble? Because it wanted to live life on the edge!
20. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it and add a drop of glitter!
21. Why did the foundation become a detective? Because it loved solving cover-ups!
22. What do you call a beauty product that’s always on time? Punctualips!
23. Why did the hairdresser win an award? Because they were a cut above the rest!
24. Why was the hairdryer such a good listener? It always had time to blow off steam!
25. How do you organize a makeup collection? With lipstictionary and eyeshadowgraphy!
26. What did the mirror say to the smartphone? “You selfie-obsessed gadget!”
27. Why did the lipstick refuse to work? It had too many lips to talk to!
28. Why was the skincare routine so good at math? It always knew the formula for success!
29. What did the lipstick say to the lip gloss? “Stick with me, and we’ll shine together!”
30. Why did the moisturizer become a motivational speaker? Because it knew the key to staying uplifted!
31. Why did the hairbrush get a ticket? I couldn’t find a valid brush ID!
32. How do you fix a broken tub of cream? With a tuba glue!
33. Why did the hair extensions go to school? To get longer education!
34. What did the eyelash say to the mascara? “Don’t wiggle, we’re in this together!”
35. Why did the beauty guru go broke? They spent too much on their “face” book followers!
36. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it and dab away the sweat!
37. Why did the concealer get emotional? Because it had too many dark circles to cover up!
38. Why did the nail file go to therapy? It had a lot of hangnail issues!
39. What do you call a makeup artist’s favorite place? Blushington Abbey!
40. Why did the shampoo feel left out? Because everyone was lathering in attention!
Best Beauty jokes
Here are some Best Beauty Jokes.
41. How do you fix a broken nail? With nail-aid!
42. Why did the moisturizer go to school? To get its daily dose of hydration!
43. Why did the eyeliner refuse to tell jokes? It was always drawing a thin line between humor and tragedy!
44. How do you organize a space-themed beauty contest? You “meteor” expectations!
45. Why did the hair gel start a band? Because it wanted to make some hair-raising music!
46. What did the lipstick say to the lip balm? “You’re the balm dot com!”
47. Why was the lipstick a great friend? It always knew how to make up after a fight!
48. How do you stop a bad hair day? Put a hat on it and call it a day!
49. Why did the hairdryer go to school? To learn the art of blow-mats!
50. Why did the nail polish always win at poker? Because it had the best poker face – and nails!
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