80 Funny Bee Jokes
Here are 80 Bee Jokes and the Best Bee Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Bee Puns
Here are 80 Funny Bee Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
2. What’s a bee’s favorite flower? A “bee-gonia”!
3. Why did the bee go to school? To improve its buzziness!
4. What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB (United States Bee)!
5. Why did the bee get married? Because it found its honey!
6. How do bees communicate with each other? Through “beemail”!
7. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud, let’s pollinate!”
8. What do you get when you cross a bee with a doorbell? A buzzed visitor!
9. What do you call a bee with a low voice? A “hum-bass” bee!
10. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
11. What’s a bee’s favorite game? Bee-go!
12. Why was the bee’s hair always so neat? It used honeycomb and beeswax!
13. What do you call a bee that can’t stop eating? A “chub-bee”!
14. What do you get when you cross a bee and a puppy? A “honey lab” retriever!
15. What do bees do if they want to use public transportation? Wait at the buzz stop!
16. Why did the bee become a comedian? Because it had all the best “puns”!
17. What do bees use to style their hair? A honeycomb!
18. What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine’s Day? “I’m pollen for you!”
19. Why do bees have sticky feet? Because they use honeycombs!
20. What do you get when you cross a bee and a door? A “humdinger”!
21. What did the bee say when it returned to the hive after a long day? “Honey, I’m comb!”
22. What’s a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee!
23. Why did the bee go to the party? To show off its sweet dance moves!
24. What did the bee say to the naughty bee? “Bee-hive yourself!”
25. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!
26. What did the bee say to the rose? “Your beauty is the bee’s knees!”
27. What do you call a bee that lives in England? A Brit-bee!
28. Why did the bee refuse to share its food? Because it was a little “stingy”!
29. What do bees say when they return home? “Honey, I’m combing in!”
30. What do you call a bee that can’t stop buzzing? A “nervous bee”!
31. Why did the bee go to the barbershop? It needed a buzz cut!
32. What did the bee say to the flower that stole its nectar? “You’re a real nectar-napper!”
33. What’s a bee’s favorite decade? The “swinging six-bees”!
34. What do you call a bee that’s good at spelling? A “spelling bee”!
35. Why did the bee get a ticket? It was caught “speeding” in a school zone!
36. What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!
37. What’s a bee’s favorite book? “The Great Gats-bee”!
38. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A “bah-humbug”!
39. What did the bee say to the daffodil? “You’re the be-all and end-all!”
40. Why did the bee go to the dentist? It had a “honey-ache”!
41. What do bees do at parties? They have a “hive” of a good time!
42. What did the bee say to the flower on their first date? “I’m buzzing with excitement!”
43. Why did the bee go to the gym? To work on its buzz-les!
44. What did the bee say to the rose? “You are rosy-sweet!”
45. What do you get when you cross a bee and a potato? A “buzzed” spud!
46. Why did the bee refuse to share its dessert? Because it was too “honey-licious” to give away!
47. What did the bee say to the tulip? “You’re two-lip-smacking good!”
48. What’s a bee’s favorite music genre? Bee-bop!
49. Why do bees have sticky wings? To catch their “fly” food!
50. What do bees do when they are cold? They shiver and make “buzzard” sounds!
51. What did the bee say to the sunflower? “You’re my sunshine, honey!”
52. What’s a bee’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bee Theory”!
53. Why do bees have sticky mouths? They enjoy eating honey “lip-smacking” good!
54. What did the bee say to the buttercup? “You’re butter-licious!”
55. What do you get when you cross a bee with a skunk? A stinger that leaves a “stink”!
56. Why did the bee join the football team? It wanted to be the “sting” quarterback!
57. What did the bee say to the waitress? “I’ll have the buzz-ghetti and meat bee cells!”
58. What’s a bee’s favorite hobby? Knit-bee!
59. Why do bees have sticky backs? They sit on honeycombs!
60. What did the bee say to the camera? “Say, honey!”
61. What do bees do on vacation? They go to “bee-ch” resorts!
62. Why did the bee become a chef? It loved making honey-flavored dishes!
63. What did the bee say to the clover? “You’re four-leafs of fun!”
64. What do you call a bee that can’t stop exercising? A “workout bee”!
65. Why did the bee break up with its partner? They were too “insect-able”!
66. What did the bee say to the puppy? “You’re so dog-gone cute!”
67. What’s a bee’s favorite subject in school? Buzziness!
68. Why did the bee go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of sunshine!
69. What do bees do when they are sad? They go to the “beer” to drown their sorrows!
70. What did the bee say to the rose? “You’re bloomin’ beautiful!”
Best Bee jokes
Here are some Best Bee Jokes.
71. Why did the bee get a promotion? Because it was the “honey” of the office!
72. What’s a bee’s favorite instrument? The “buzz” guitar!
73. What do you get when you cross a bee with a snowman? Frost-bee the Snow Bee!
74. Why did the bee go to the party? To “bee-have” itself!
75. What did the bee say to the picky eater? “Bee a little adventurous and try some pollen!”
76. What do you get when you cross a bee with a doorbell? A “buzzing” announcement!
77. Why did the bee get a cell phone? To take “cell-fies” with its friends!
78. What’s a bee’s favorite candy? Honeycomb!
79. Why did the bee go to the gym? To work on its “bee-ceps
80. What’s a bee‘s favorite movie? “The Sting”!
Final thoughts about Bee Puns
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