50 Funny Bell Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Bell Jokes and the Best Bell Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Bell Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Bell and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Bell Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Bell.
1. Why did the bell break up with the alarm clock? Because it couldn’t stand the constant ringing!
2. What do you call a bell that can sing? A jingle bell!
3. Why did the bicycle go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with its bell esteem!
4. What’s a bell’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “ring” to it!
5. Why did the bell go to school? It wanted to get a “regulation”!
6. What do you call a bell with no clapper? A moot point!
7. What’s a bell’s favorite game? Hide and go ring!
8. How do you make a bell laugh? Tell it a “ding”-worthy joke!
9. Why was the bell feeling down? It had too much “toll” on its shoulders!
10. What did one ball say to the other? “I’m pealing the love today!”
11. Why did the bell go to the gym? It wanted to get in shape for “ring season”!
12. What’s a bell’s favorite plant? A deffo-dill, because it’s got a nice “ring” to it!
13. Why was the bell so good at math? It had a great sense of “countenance”!
14. What did the bell say to the telephone? “You’re a real “ring” leader!”
15. What do you call a bell that’s not afraid to speak up? A revolutionary!
16. How do bells communicate with each other? Through “intercom”!
17. What’s a bell’s favorite type of comedy? Anything that’s “ring”-ridiculous!
18. Why did the bell enroll in a music class? It wanted to learn how to “chime” in harmony!
19. What do you call a bell that’s trying to lose weight? A “ting”-ercise enthusiast!
20. What do you call a bell that’s always on time? Depend-a-“bell”!
21. Why did the bell go to the doctor? It had a case of “influenza”!
22. How do you fix a broken bell? With a “ring”-novation!
23. What’s a bell’s favorite season? “Spring” because everything is in full “ring”!
24. What did the bell say when it got promoted? “Looks like I’m moving up the “ring” ladder!”
25. Why did the computer get jealous of the bell? Because it got all the “ring-intelligence” jokes!
26. What’s a bell’s favorite dance move? The “ding” and groove!
27. Why was the bell so good at making decisions? It had a great sense of “clap-altitude”!
28. What do you call a bell that’s also a chef? A “ding” ing master!
29. Why did the bell go to therapy? It had too many “ring” issues to deal with!
30. What’s a bell’s favorite TV show? Anything with a good “ring” to the plot!
31. How do you describe a hilarious bell? “Bell”-various!
32. Why did the bell go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “wave”-lengths!
33. What’s a bell’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Ring-fortune”!
34. Why did the bell go to the barbershop? It wanted a fresh “ring” style!
35. What do you call a bell that’s always telling stories? A “ring”-contour!
36. How do you compliment a fashionable bell? “You’re ringing in the style!”
37. Why did the Bell apply for a job? It wanted to “ring” in the changes!
38. What’s a bell’s favorite subject in school? “Ring”-lish literature!
39. Why was the bell’s joke so bad? Because it was a real “clanger”!
40. What do you call a bell that’s a great listener? A “ring”-couple!
Best Bell Puns
Here are some Best Bell Puns.
41. How do bells stay in touch? They use “ring” mail!
42. Why did the bell get a standing ovation? It had a “ring” -a credible performance!
43. What do you call a bell that’s always in a hurry? A “sprint” -er bell!
44. Why did the Bell become a detective? It had a knack for “ring” -ing out the truth!
45. What’s a bell’s favorite part of a song? The “ring” chorus!
46. Why did the bell start a band? It wanted to “ring” joy to the world!
47. What’s a bell’s favorite board game? “Ringing” Pong!
48. Why did the bell go to the bakery? I heard they had “ring” rolls!
49. What do you call a bell that’s having a bad day? “Dis-“ring-tied!
50. How do you compliment a bell’s appearance? “You’re looking very “ring”-chanting today!”
Final Thoughts about Bell Jokes
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