Here are 50 Bird Jokes and the Best Bird Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Bird Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about birds and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here are 50 Funny Bird Jokes for you:
1. Why did the bird join a band? Because it had the perfect “tweet”!
2. What do you call a crazy bird? A cuckoo-dle-doo!
3. Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
4. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie!
6. What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A tou-can-do-it!
7. How do crows stick together in a group? Velcro!
8. What’s a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra!
9. Why don’t birds play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheap cheeps!
10. What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? Chicken!
11. How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it!
12. What do you call a bird that can carry a tune? A hummingbird!
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
14. What kind of bird is always on the phone? A chatterbox!
15. Why did the owl invite his friends over? To have a hootenanny!
16. What did the baby bird want for breakfast? An Eggo-t!
17. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
18. What do you call a bird that’s a magician? A “tweet” ing star!
19. Why was the pigeon knighted? For his “quill-ant” service!
20. What do you call a bird that’s good at problem-solving? A brain-storm!
21. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? To protect her colorful feathers from “fowl” weather!
22. What’s a bird’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo!
23. What do you call a bird that’s argumentative? A squawker!
24. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s too far to walk and too cold to paddle!
25. What do you get when you cross a bird with a lawn mower? Shredded tweet!
26. What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Quackers!
27. How do you write a top-notch birdwatching book? With lots of “tweet” ing and “chirp”-ters!
28. Why did the seagull sit by the shore? It didn’t want to be a “bay”-watcher!
29. What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle!
30. What do you call a bird who can play the guitar? A string-cheese!
31. Why was the bird hired at the music store? It had a perfect “pitch”!
32. What do you get when you cross a bird and a snake? A feather boa!
33. Why did the owl become a judge? Because he was wise!
34. What’s a bird’s favorite subject in school? Feather-sticks!
35. Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s easier than walking!
36. What do you call a bird that knows how to work out? A “fit”-finch!
37. What do you call a bird with a briefcase? A lawyer!
38. Why don’t birds like to ride bicycles? They can’t handle the handlebars!
39. What do you call a bird that’s good at math? A plus-sized owl!
Best Bird jokes
Here are some Best Bird Jokes.
40. Why was the bird arrested? It was caught “egg”-handed!
41. How do you apologize to a bird? Owl be sorry!
42. What did one crow say to another? “Caw-fee’s for closers!”
43. Why did the chicken go to space? To visit the Milky Way!
44. What do you get when you cross a bird and a dog? A bark!
45. Why do hummingbirds make bad dancers? They have two left wings!
46. What’s a bird’s favorite sport? Beak-netball!
47. What do you call a bird that can play piano? A “tweet” music composer!
48. Why did the bird join a gym? To work on its “wing” muscles!
49. What do you call a bird that’s addicted to social media? A Twitter addict!
50. How does a bird with a broken wing feel? Unflyable!
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