50 Funny Biscuit Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Biscuit Jokes and the Best Biscuit Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Biscuit Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Biscuit and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Biscuit Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Biscuit jokes.
1. Why did the biscuit go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
2. What’s a biscuit’s favorite dance move? The “cookie shuffle”!
3. Why did the biscuit blush? Because it saw the rolling pin!
4. How do you fix a broken biscuit? With a cookie patch!
5. What do you call a biscuit that can sing? A “roll” ing in the dough!
6. Why did the biscuit go to school? To improve its crum-b-cation skills!
7. What do you call a biscuit that tells jokes? A funny cracker!
8. How do you make a biscuit smile? Butter it up!
9. Why did the biscuit go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a jam partner!
10. What did the biscuit say to the tea? You’re my cup of tea!
11. Why did the biscuit go to the gym? To get rid of those extra “waist” lines!
12. What do you call a biscuit that’s asleep? A “resting dough”!
13. Why did the biscuit refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting “crumbled”!
14. What did one biscuit say to the other? “You’re so dough-lightful!”
15. Why did the biscuit go to the art class? It wanted to learn how to “dough” some art!
16. How do biscuits stay cool in summer? They relax in the shade of the cookie tree!
17. What do you call a biscuit that can fly? A plain biscuit!
18. Why did the biscuit go to the beach? To get a nice tan!
19. What do you call a biscuit’s day out? A “crumb” venture!
20. Why did the biscuit start a band? It wanted to make some “sweet” music!
21. What’s a biscuit’s favorite game? Hide and “seek”!
22. Why did the biscuit apply for a job? It wanted to earn some “dough”!
23. What do you call a biscuit that’s a detective? A “crumb” in investigator!
24. Why was the biscuit running late? It got caught in a traffic jam!
25. What do you get when you cross a biscuit with a computer? A “cookie” error!
26. Why did the biscuit break up with the coffee? It found a sweeter match with tea!
27. How do you make a biscuit float? You whip up some “dough” cream!
28. What did one biscuit say to the other at the party? “Let’s have a “crumb”tastic time!”
29. Why did the biscuit go to the doctor’s office? It had a case of the “crumbles”!
30. What do you call a biscuit that’s feeling down? A “depressed dough”!
31. Why did the biscuit go to space? To prove that it’s “out of this world”!
32. How do you make a biscuit feel special? Put some icing on it!
33. Why did the biscuit get an award? Because it was the “upper crust”!
34. What’s a biscuit’s favorite exercise? Rolling!
35. Why did the biscuit go to school early? It wanted to be a “smart cookie”!
36. What do you call a biscuit that’s on TV? A “show-stopper”!
37. Why did the biscuit call the police? It got stolen by a cookie monster!
38. How do biscuits stay warm in winter? They huddle together in a “dough” nut shape!
39. What’s a biscuit’s favorite book genre? Mystery novels – they love to solve “crumb” cases!
40. Why did the biscuit go to the football game? It wanted to cheer on the “roll” models!
Best Biscuit Jokes
Here is our Best Biscuit Jokes Collection.
41. How do you make a biscuit laugh? Tell it a “crumby” joke!
42. What do you call a biscuit’s dream job? A “fortune cookie” writer!
43. Why did the biscuit go to school for music? To learn the “dough-re-mi”!
44. What did the biscuit say to the butter? “You make me melt!”
45. Why was the biscuit so good at math? It had plenty of “dough comments”!
46. How do you know if a biscuit is happy? It’s got that “raisin” to smile!
47. Why did the biscuit go to the comedy club? It wanted to “crack” up the audience!
48. What’s a biscuit’s favorite social media platform? Instagram – because it’s all about the “food” pictures!
49. Why did the biscuit go on a diet? It wanted to become a “lighter” snack!
50. What do you call a biscuit that’s good at baseball? A “batter” biscuit!
Final Thoughts about Biscuit Jokes
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