85 Funny Book Jokes
Here are 85 Funny Book Jokes and the Best Book Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Book Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Book and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Book Jokes
Here are 85 jokes about Book.
1. Why did the book go to therapy? Because it had too many issues!
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for years? Groundhog Day.
4. Why did the librarian slip and fall? Because she lost her balance in the dictionary!
5. Why did the book break up with the bookmark? It felt like it was being held down.
6. What did one book say to the other? I just wanted to see if we’re on the same page.
7. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Or am I?
8. Why did the book get an award? Because it had a great cover story!
9. What’s a book’s favorite type of music? Paperback rap!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like fiction books!
11. Why did the book stay home? It had too many spine issues.
12. What do you call a book that’s been thrown into the ocean? A title wave!
13. Why did the book go to school? To improve its “cover” letter.
14. What did the book say to the pencil? You’ve got a good point there.
15. I told my friend ten jokes about books, but they didn’t laugh. I guess they just don’t have the right “book” of humor.
16. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
17. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had too many pages!
18. What did one book say to the other at the library party? “Have a spine-tingling time!”
19. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved plots.
20. Why did the book apply for a job? It wanted to work on its cover letter.
21. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It’s called “reading the manual.”
22. What did one book say to the other during an argument? “You’re just not my type.”
23. Why did the book take a vacation? It needed some binding time.
24. Why did the book stay up all night? It couldn’t put itself down.
25. What do you call a book that’s been told a million times? A million-ry tale.
26. What did the book say to the e-reader? “You’re my type.”
27. Why don’t books go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll get dog-eared.
28. What do you call a book that’s been banned? Un-readable.
29. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to work on its plot twists.
30. What’s a book’s favorite treat? Ice “cream” of course!
31. Why do books never get lost? Because they always follow the right path.
32. What’s a book’s favorite place in the house? The reading “Room.”
33. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had too many loose “leaves.”
34. What do you call a book that’s afraid of the dark? A scaredy-paged!
35. What did the book say to the computer? You’ve got too many “bytes.”
36. Why was the book always tired? Because it had too many “bedtime” stories.
37. What’s a book’s favorite dance move? The spine twist!
38. Why did the book go to space? It wanted to be a star!
39. Why did the book blush? Because it saw the cover and it was a “novel” experience.
40. What do you call a book that’s been chewed up? “Doggy” edition.
41. Why did the book refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to get “read.”
42. What’s a book’s favorite game? Hide and “read.”
43. Why did the book feel lonely? It couldn’t find a good “binding” partner.
44. What do you call a book that tells jokes? A “comic” book!
45. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to get in “shape.”
46. What do you call a book club that only reads romance novels? A heart-to-heart club!
47. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many unresolved “issues.”
48. What do you call a book that’s been soaked in water? A “damp” story.
49. Why did the book go to school early? It wanted to get ahead in “chapters.”
50. What do you call a book about sewing? A “stitch” in time.
51. Why did the book apply for a job at the restaurant? It wanted to be the “menu” script.
52. What do you call a book that can’t stop sneezing? A tissue!
53. Why did the book go to the park? To catch up on some “chapters” of nature.
54. What do you call a book that’s been turned into a movie? A “novel” film.
55. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
56. What do you call a book that’s always running late? A “tardy” tale.
57. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many unresolved “characters.”
58. What do you call a book club for detectives? A “case” study group.
59. Why did the book go to the beach? It wanted to get a “good read” on the waves.
60. What do you call a book that’s been erased? A “novel” idea.
61. Why did the book become a chef? It wanted to improve its “recipe” for success.
62. What do you call a book about sand? A “novel” on the beach.
63. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “spine” strength.
64. What do you call a book that’s stuck up? A “haughty” tome.
65. Why did the book get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stop talking during “classics.”
66. What do you call a book club for people who love to bake? A “cookie” exchange.
67. Why did the book go on a diet? It wanted to lose a few “pages.”
68. What do you call a book that’s been sunburned? A “red” novel.
69. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many “complex” characters.
70. What do you call a book that’s been left in the sun? A “faded” story.
Best Book jokes
Here are some Best Book Jokes.
71. Why did the book go to the dentist? It had a “bad tooth” in its plot.
72. What do you call a book that’s been stung by a bee? A “buzzing” read.
73. Why did the book go to the music store? It wanted to check out the “covers.”
74. What do you call a book that’s been folded in half? A “bent” story.
75. Why did the book go to the bakery? It wanted a “fresh batch” of inspiration.
76. What do you call a book that’s always gloomy? A “melancholy” novel.
77. Why did the book go to the bank? It wanted to check its “balance.”
78. What do you call a book that’s been in a fight? A “booked” bruise.
79. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “cliffhangers.”
80. What do you call a book that’s been left in the snow? A “chilly” tale.
81. Why did the book go to the circus? It wanted to be a “page”-turner.
82. What do you call a book that’s been crushed? A “pressed” story.
83. Why did the book go to the farm? It wanted to learn about “cover” crops.
84. What do you call a book that’s been stepped on? A “flat” narrative.
85. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had too many “sick” characters
Final Thoughts about Book Jokes
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