Here are 50 Funny Brunch Jokes and the Best Brunch Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Brunch Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Brunch and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here is the collection of 50 Brunch jokes.
1. Why did the toast go to therapy? It had too many butter issues.
2. I used to be a serial killer, but now I’m just brunching and munching.
3. What do you call a French breakfast? Ooh la la carte.
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
5. I’m on a brunch diet. I’ve lost an hour already!
6. Why did the pancake go to the gym? To get in shape for pancake races!
7. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Unscrambled, thanks to my alarm clock.
8. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
9. What did one waffle say to the other waffle? “We’re better together!”
10. Did you hear about the claustrophobic omelet? It couldn’t handle being folded.
11. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite brunch dish? A side of garlic toast.
13. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
15. Why did the bagel go to therapy? It had too many “hole” issues.
16. What do you call a brunch party on the roof? Eggs-traordinary!
17. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. Did you hear about the bread that went to therapy? It had too many loaf issues.
19. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat memes.
20. Why did the bicycle fall over during brunch? It was two-tired.
21. I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s hard to resist eggs Benny, and mimosas. They’re just eggstraordinary!
22. Why did the orange refuse to go to brunch? I couldn’t concentrate.
23. What did the bacon say to the tomato? “Lettuce get-together!”
24. Why did the coffee bean file a police report? It got mugged every morning.
25. I made a pun about bread, but it was too crumby to share.
26. What do you call a brunch for potatoes? A hash bash!
27. Why did the toaster go to therapy? It had too many burnt-out moments.
28. How does a dog stop a video? It hits the paws button.
29. What’s a brunch food’s favorite type of music? Pop music, of course!
30. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. I guess I should have put it on the Aloha set.
31. Why did the chef break up with the butter? It just couldn’t spread enough love.
32. Why did the egg go to school? To get “egg-educated”!
33. What did one coffee cup say to the other coffee cup? “You’re brew-tiful.”
34. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It couldn’t juice the commitment.
35. What do you call a sleeping sandwich? A subdued.
36. Why was the bread so funny? It had a lot of “yeast” for humor.
37. Why did the yogurt go to therapy? It couldn’t find its “inner culture.”
38. I got fired from my job at the calendar factory because I took a couple of days off.
39. What do you call a brunch for firefighters? A “blazing” feast!
40. Why did the tea bag want to be friends with the coffee bean? I heard it was grounded.
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41. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
42. What did the scrambled eggs say when they saw the bacon cooking? “Oh, sizzle me impressed!”
43. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
44. I’m friends with all the vegetables, but I’m a bit of a meathead.
45. What do you call a brunch for gardeners? A “cultivated” meal!
46. Why did the English muffin break up with the croissant? It felt it was just too flaky.
47. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
48. What’s a pancake’s favorite movie genre? Slapstick comedy!
49. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
50. What’s the most musical part of a brunch? The jam session!
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