Here are 50 Funny Bus Jokes and the Best Bus Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Bus Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about buses and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here are 50 jokes about Buses:
1. Why did the bus driver lose his job? He couldn’t make ends meet.
2. Did you hear about the bus that went to school? It wanted to get a little more educated about the roads.
3. Why don’t buses ever get lost? Because they always follow a route!
4. Why did the bus driver bring a ladder? In case he wanted to take the high road.
5. Why was the bus driver good at making tea? Because he knew how to steep his foot on the brake.
6. What’s a bus driver’s favorite game? Monopoly, because they’re used to driving in squares.
7. What do you call a bus that’s been converted into a restaurant? A “dine and ride” experience!
8. Why did the bus go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns.
9. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie at the bus stop!
10. Why do buses make terrible secret keepers? Because they always let people on and off!
11. What do you call a bus that’s been underwater? A “sub-urban” transport.
12. What do you get when you cross a bus and a kangaroo? An animal that jumps into its route!
13. How do you get a double-decker bus to sing? Start with a conductor!
14. Why did the bus driver get a ticket? He couldn’t find his way to the right lane!
15. Why was the bus so bad at soccer? It always got stuck in tie-game traffic!
16. How do you catch a squirrel on a double-decker bus? Climb up the tree and act like a nut!
17. Why did the bus break up with the train? It couldn’t keep up with the tracks anymore.
18. What do you call a bus that tells jokes? A “pun”-tastic transport!
19. Why do buses never go on vacation? They can’t leave their stops unattended!
20. What do you call a bus that can play music? A “transistor”!
21. Why don’t buses ever gossip? Because they don’t want to spread rumors, they want to spread routes!
22. What do you call a bus driver who argues with his passengers? A “steering” contest winner!
23. Why did the bus driver put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
24. What’s a bus’s favorite type of sandwich? One that’s traffic jam-packed with ingredients!
25. Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was caught over-speeding and was on a “fast” track to trouble!
26. Why did the bus driver bring a ladder to the bus stop? In case the fares were too high, he could “climb down” the prices!
27. What do you call a bus that can do magic tricks? “Trans-fur-motion” on wheels!
28. How do you make a bus stop? Put “Halt!” to it.
29. Why did the bus blush? It saw the traffic light changing!
30. What do you call a bus with no driver? “Bust” a move!
31. Why don’t buses ever get tired? They always take a “rest” at the bus stops!
32. Why was the bus driver a great artist? He knew how to “draw” passengers in!
33. What did one bus say to the other? “I’ve got too many problems, I think I need a “transporter”!”
34. Why did the bus bring a parachute? In case it needed to “jump” traffic!
35. What did the traffic light say to the bus? “Don’t look at me, I’m changing!”
36. What’s a bus’s favorite song? “Hit the Road, Jack”!
37. Why did the bus refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the “bus stop” shuffle!
38. How do you know a bus is sick? It comes down with “fuel” rashness!
39. What did one bus say to the other at the bus stop? “Is this seat taken?”
40. Why did the bus driver put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash!
Best Bus jokes
Here are some Best Bus Jokes.
41. What do you call a bus that’s been in a lot of accidents? A “smash hit”!
42. How do buses stay cool in the summer? They use their “bus fans”!
43. Why was the bus driver a good gardener? He had a great “drive” to grow things!
44. What’s a bus’s favorite movie genre? Anything with a lot of “drive” and action!
45. Why did the bus driver go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “tire”-d muscles!
46. What do you call a late bus? A “tardy” transport!
47. How do buses apologize? They say “Sorry for the “delayed” response!”
48. What did the bus say to the bicycle? “I’ve got more seats, wanna “tandem” along?”
49. Why did the bus driver wear a hat? To “stop” the traffic from going to his head!
50. How do buses communicate? They “talk” through their routes!
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