Butt Jokes 

50 Funny Butt Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Butt Jokes and the Best Butt Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Butt Jokes. Find your favorite puns about butt and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Butt Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Butt.

1. Why did the scarecrow blush? Because it saw the farmer’s butt crack!

2. What do you call a person with no butt? An “anony-moose”!

3. Why did the butt go to therapy? It had too many cracks!

4. How does a butt apologize? It says, “I’m so bummed!”

5. Did you hear about the butt that became a detective? It always cracked the case!

6. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

7. What do you call a butt that likes to sing? An “opera-toosh”!

8. What did one butt cheek say to the other? “If we stick together, we’ll go far!”

9. Why was the butt always late? It couldn’t find the right “crack” in time!

10. What’s a butt’s favorite kind of music? Anything with “cheeky” beats!

11. How do you describe a funny butt? “Hilar-arse-ious”!

12. What did the butt say to the toilet? “You crack me up!”

13. Why did the butt get a promotion? Because it was an “asset” to the team!

14. What’s a butt’s favorite game? “Hide and Cheek”!

15. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in its butt!

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16. Why did the butt break up with the chair? It couldn’t handle the pressure!

17. What’s a butt’s favorite exercise? The “butterfly”!

18. Why was the butt worried? I thought someone might “butt in” on its plans!

19. What’s a butt’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “rear-view”!

20. How does a butt stay warm in winter? It wears “cheeky” thermals!

21. What did one butt cheek say to the other during an argument? “You’re such a pain in the rear!”

22. Why did the butt get in trouble at school? It couldn’t sit still!

23. What’s a butt’s favorite dessert? “Bum-berry pie”!

24. Why was the butt embarrassed at the party? I thought it was a “costume party”!

25. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it, but don’t let your butt get too close!

26. Why did the butt apply for a job at the bakery? I heard they were hiring “loaf-ers”!

27. What’s a butt’s favorite plant? A “booty-ful” rose!

28. Why did the butt go to the gym? To get a better “behind”!

29. What did one butt cheek say to the other during a race? “I’m gonna beat you by a ‘cheek’!”

30. Why did the butt go to school? To get a little “behind” in its education!

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31. What’s a butt’s favorite book genre? “Rear-mance” novels!

32. Why was the butt tired? It had been sitting on its “end” all day!

33. What’s a butt’s favorite holiday? “Halloween” – it can finally show its true face!

34. Why was the butt feeling musical? It found its “bass” groove!

35. What’s a butt’s favorite accessory? A “butt-on” badge!

36. Why did the butt refuse to play cards? It was tired of being dealt a “bum” hand!

37. What’s a butt’s favorite breakfast? “Cheeks on toast”!

38. Why did the butt apply for a job in IT? I heard there were plenty of “cracks” to fix!

39. What’s a butt’s favorite fruit? A “pair”!

40. Why did the butt go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “cracked” up!

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Here are some Best Butt Puns.

41. What’s a butt’s favorite place to shop? The “rear” discount store!

42. Why did the butt go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “buns”!

43. What’s a butt’s favorite movie snack? “Cheek-corn”!

44. Why did the butt go on strike? It wasn’t getting enough “sitting” bonuses!

45. What do you call a butt that’s always happy? A “jolly-rectum”!

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46. Why did the butt get kicked out of the party? It was showing off its “party-crack” dance!

47. What’s a butt’s favourite hairstyle? The “butt-cut”!

48. Why did the butt apply for a job as a gardener? It had a knack for “rearing” plants!

49. What’s a butt’s favorite workout? The “booty” shake!

50. Why did the butt go to school early? It wanted to get a “head” start on the day’s activities!

Final Thoughts about Butt Jokes 

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