75 Funny Christmas Jokes
Here are 75 Funny Christmas Jokes and the Best Christmas Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Christmas Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Christmas and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Christmas Jokes
Here are 75 jokes about Christmas.
1. Why was the math book sad at Christmas? It had too many problems.
2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
3. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
5. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
6. Why was the ornament addicted to Christmas? It had too many hang-ups.
7. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
8. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws.
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
11. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so nervous? It was stuffed.
12. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
13. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
14. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes.
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
16. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
17. How do snowmen travel around? By riding an “icicle.”
18. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
19. What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite song? “Ice, Ice, Baby.”
20. Why was the snowman so brave? Because he had snowballed.
21. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
22. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
23. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
24. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
25. What’s a snowman’s favorite fruit? Brrrr-berries.
26. What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”
27. What do snowmen use to clean their floors? Snow brooms.
28. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
29. Why was the snowman so good at baseball? Because he had a mean “ice” pitch.
30. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
31. How do snowmen get around? By riding their “icicles.”
32. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
33. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
34. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops.
35. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
36. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
37. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
39. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
40. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
41. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
42. Why was the snowman so brave? Because he had snowballed.
43. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
44. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
45. What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite song? “Ice, Ice, Baby.”
46. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
47. What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”
48. What do snowmen use to clean their floors? Snow brooms.
49. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
50. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
51. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
52. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
53. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
54. What’s a snowman’s favorite fruit? Brrrr-berries.
55. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops.
56. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
57. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
58. What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite song? “Ice, Ice, Baby.”
59. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
60. What do snowmen use to clean their floors? Snow brooms.
Best Christmas Puns
Here are some Best Christmas Puns.
61. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
62. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
63. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
64. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops.
65. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
66. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
67. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
68. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
69. What’s a snowman’s favorite fruit? Brrrr-berries.
70. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
71. What do snowmen use to clean their floors? Snow brooms.
72. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
73. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
74. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
75. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Final Thoughts about Christmas Jokes
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