50 Funny Cricket Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Cricket Jokes and the Best Cricket Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Cricket Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Cricket, then share them with your friends and family members.
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Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Cricket.
1. Why did the cricket team go to the bank? They wanted to improve their balance!
2. What do you call a cricket that doesn’t like to bat? A cricket-poo!
3. Why don’t cricketers ever become astronauts? They can’t handle the spin in space!
4. How did the cricket get to work? It took the “batter” bus!
5. Why did the cricket go to the gym? It wanted to build up its bicep kets!
6. What did one cricket fan say to the other? “I’ve got a good feeling about our team, they’re going to ‘catch’ the opponents off guard!”
7. Why don’t cricketers like math? Because they prefer to play with a bat and ball, not numbers!
8. What did the cricket coach say to the bowler? “Remember, when in doubt, just ‘pitch’ it right!”
9. Why was the cricket team so good at music? They had the best “bat-er” section!
10. Why did the cricket team go to the library? They wanted to learn about their ‘batting average!
11. What do you call a cricket match between cats and dogs? A “ruff” match!
12. Why don’t cricketers ever do well in school? Because they’re too busy practicing their “pitch”!
13. What’s cricket’s favorite subject in school? Cricket-semantics!
14. How do cricketers stay cool during a match? They use their “fans”!
15. What’s a cricket’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because they love to “hop” around the pitch!
16. Why don’t cricketers ever get lost? They always follow the “stumps”!
17. Why did the cricket player go to jail? He was caught behind!
18. Why did the cricket team go to the bakery? They wanted to get a “good loaf” before the match!
19. What did the cricket ball say to the cricket bat? “I’ll hit you for a six!”
20. Why was the cricket team always so well-dressed? They knew the importance of looking “pitch” perfect!
21. Why did the cricket player bring string to the match? He wanted to tie up the score!
22. What do you call a cricket that can sing? A “chirp”-rano!
23. Why did the cricket team bring a ladder to the match? They heard the pitch was high!
24. What did the cricket coach say when the team lost all their wickets? “Well, that was a ‘bowled’ move!”
25. Why did the cricket team start a band? They wanted to have a “hit” song!
26. Why did the cricket team go to the cinema? They wanted to watch a “bowler” thriller!
27. What did the cricket commentator say during the rainy match? “Looks like the players are having a ‘bat’ in the dressing room!”
28. Why did the cricket team start a gardening club? They loved playing on the “green”!
29. What do you call a cricket with no legs? A “fall”!
30. Why was the cricket team always so calm under pressure? They had mastered the art of “keeping” their cool!
31. What do cricketers use to write notes? A “bowl” point pen!
32. Why did the cricket player take a ladder onto the pitch? Because he heard the pitch was high and he didn’t want to “miss” it!
33. What’s a cricket’s favorite type of food? Crick-etos!
34. Why did the cricket team go to the comedy club? They heard the jokes were “pitch”-perfect!
35. What did the cricket ball say to the cricket bat during practice? “Stop hitting on me!”
36. Why did the cricket team go to the art gallery? They wanted to learn how to “draw” the match!
37. Why did the cricket player go to the bank? He wanted to improve his “bat-ance”!
38. What do you call a cricket who can sing? A “chirp”-rano!
39. Why did the cricket team bring string to the game? They wanted to “tie” the score!
40. Why did the cricket player take a nap during the match? He needed to “catch” up on his sleep!
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41. What do you call a cricket with no legs? A “fall”!
42. Why did the cricket team go to the comedy club? They heard the jokes were “pitch”-perfect!
43. What did the cricket ball say to the cricket bat during practice? “Stop hitting on me!”
44. Why did the cricket team go to the art gallery? They wanted to learn how to “draw” the match!
45. Why did the cricket player go to the bank? He wanted to improve his “bat-ance”!
46. What do you call a cricket who can sing? A “chirp”-rano!
47. Why did the cricket team bring string to the game? They wanted to “tie” the score!
48. Why did the cricket player take a nap during the match? He needed to “catch” up on his sleep!
49. Why don’t cricketers ever play hide and seek? Because good fielders are hard to find!
50. What do you call a cricket that lives in a sandcastle? A “beach” cricketer!
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