50 Funny Dinner Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Dinner Jokes and the Best Dinner Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Dinner Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Dinner and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Dinner Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Dinner jokes.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To get another rib.
9. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An “impact”!
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
14. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
15. I’m friends with all electricians, we have such a “sparky” relationship.
16. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
17. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
18. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
19. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
21. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-star!
22. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
23. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
24. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
25. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
26. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
27. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
28. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
29. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
30. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
31. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
32. I’m friends with all electricians, we have such a “sparky” relationship.
33. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
34. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
35. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
36. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
37. Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To get another rib.
38. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
39. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
40. What do you call a fake noodle? An “impact”!
Best Dinner Jokes
Here is our Best Dinner Jokes Collection.
41. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
42. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
43. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
44. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
45. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
46. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
47. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
50. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Final Thoughts about Dinner Jokes
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