Door Jokes 

70 Funny Door Jokes

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Here are 70 Funny Door Jokes and the Best Door Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Door Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Door and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Door Jokes

Here are 70 jokes about Door.

1. Why did the door get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Does wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

3. Why did the scarecrow become a doorman? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why did the door blush? Because it saw the doorbell’s “ding dong” video!

5. What did one door say to the other door? “You crack me up!”

6. Why did the door go to therapy? It had too many issues to deal with!

7. Why did the door go to school? To get a little brighter!

8. Why did the door go on a diet? It wanted to fit into its frames better!

9. Why did the door refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting slammed!

10. Why did the door go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hinge muscles!

11. Why did the door win the award? Because it was the key to success!

12. Why did the door break up with the window? Because it couldn’t handle the pane!

13. Why did the door bring a ladder? I heard the drinks were in the house!

14. Why did the door sit in the corner? It wanted to be a little more a-door-able!

15. Why did the door feel left out? Because it wasn’t in the mainstream!

16. Why did the door go shopping? It wanted to find a new handle on life!

17. Why did The Door get an acting role? Because it had a great stage presence!

18. Why did The Door want to become a comedian? It had a great “knock-knock” joke repertoire!

19. Why did the door become a musician? It wanted to be in harmony with its surroundings!

20. Why was the door cold? Because it left the window open!

21. Why was the door always happy? Because it had a positive outlook!

22. Why did the door blush? Because it saw the walls undressing!

23. Why did the door go to the doctor? It had a case of squeaky hinges!

24. Why did the door become a chef? It wanted to be a part of the “cabinet” of culinary delights!

25. Why did the door apply for a job? I heard there were great opportunities for advancement!

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26. Why did the door get a time-out? Because it slammed too many times!

27. Why did the door go to the party? It heard it was a jammin’ time!

28. Why did the door go to school early? It wanted to get a handle on its education!

29. Why did the door go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle the constant slamming!

30. Why did the door go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “push” and “pull” techniques!

31. Why did the door get in trouble? I couldn’t stop talking back!

32. Why did the door get a promotion? Because it had a great way of opening up opportunities!

33. Why did the door refuse to go outside? It didn’t want to get left ajar!

34. Why did the door get locked out? It forgot its keys and had no spare etude!

35. Why did the door win the award? Because it was the entrance to everyone’s heart!

36. Why did the door get a makeover? It wanted to put its best face forward!

37. Why did the door go to the doctor? It had a case of creaky joints!

38. Why was the door always calm? Because it had great self-control!

39. Why did the door become a gardener? It wanted to work on its entryway to nature!

40. Why did the door get a pet? It wanted a little latch-key kid!

41. Why did the door start a band? Because it had a great “knock” rhythm!

42. Why did the door become a detective? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!

43. Why did the door get a promotion? Because it was the key player in the company!

44. Why did the door always win at poker? Because it had a great poker face!

45. Why did the door refuse to go on vacation? It didn’t want to be left ajar!

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46. Why did the door get a computer? It wanted to surf the net!

47. Why did the door become a lawyer? It wanted to be the key to justice!

48. Why did the door get an award? Because it was always a-door-able!

49. Why did the door become a weather forecaster? It always knew when to shut up!

50. Why did The Door get a role in a movie? It had a great sense of entrance!

51. Why did the door start exercising? It wanted to be in the best “shape” possible!

52. Why did the door go to school? To learn how to open up to new opportunities!

53. Why did the door become a chef? It wanted to work with a lot of “seasoning”!

54. Why did The Door become a musician? It wanted to be instrumental in people’s lives!

55. Why did the door get a new wardrobe? It wanted to look smashing!

56. Why did The Door become an author? It had a lot of stories to tell!

57. Why did the door get a security system? It wanted to keep unwanted guests out!

58. Why did the door always have a positive attitude? Because it never locked itself out of possibilities!

59. Why did the door become a tour guide? It knew all the ins and outs of the city!

60. Why did the door go to the comedy club? It wanted to knock ’em dead with laughter!

Best Door Puns

Here are some Best Door Puns.

61. Why did the door get a makeover? It wanted to be the face of the building!

62. Why did the door become a coach? It knew how to open doors to success!

63. Why did the door go to the hospital? It had a case of hinges and needles!

64. Why did the door always win at hide and seek? Because it had the best hiding places!

65. Why did the door become a philosopher? It wanted to ponder the meaning of thresholds!

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66. Why did the door refuse to play hide and seek? Because it didn’t want to be framed!

67. Why did the door become a tailor? It wanted to be well-suited for any occasion!

68. Why did The Door become an artist? I loved to open up to new ideas!

69. Why did the door start gardening? It wanted to be in touch with its roots!

70. Why did the door get a massage? It had some tense hinges!

Final Thoughts about Door Jokes

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