Drum Jokes

50 Funny Drum Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Drum Jokes and the Best Drum Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Drum Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Drums and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Drum Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Drums.

1. Why did the drum go to therapy? It had too many “beat” issues!

2. Did you hear about the drummer who stole a clock? He had a real “time” keeping problem!

3. What do you call a drum that’s always full of itself? An “egomaniadrumer”!

4. Why did the snare drum go to school? It wanted to improve its “snap” intelligence!

5. How do you fix a broken drum? With a “beat” tape!

6. What’s a drum’s favorite sport? “Drum-bowling”!

7. Why was the drum embarrassed? It couldn’t find its “rhythm”!

8. What did the drum say to the cymbal? “You’re such a ‘clashy friend!”

9. How do drummers communicate? With “beats” and texts!

10. Why did the drum audition for the band? It wanted to “drum” up some fame!

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11. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of bread? “Rye-them”!

12. What do you call a group of drummers? A “rhythmic” assembly!

13. How do you catch a squirrel with a drum? Set up a “beat” trap!

14. Why did the tomato turn red at the drum circle? It saw the salad “drumming”!

15. Why did the drum go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “beat” allergies!

16. How does a drummer stay cool in the summer? With “beat” waves!

17. What did the drummer say after a successful performance? “I totally ‘nailed’ that!”

18. What’s a drum’s favorite type of dessert? “Beats” by the pound!

19. Why did the drum enroll in cooking classes? It wanted to learn to “beat” eggs!

20. What’s a drummer’s favorite car? A “dodge” drum mobile!

21. Why did the drum go to the gym? It wanted to get “buff” on the snare!

22. How does a drum apologize? With a heartfelt “drumroll”!

23. What’s a drummer’s favorite weather? “Sunny with a chance of drumrolls”!

24. Why did the drum go to the party? I heard there would be a “bass” player!

25. How do you get a drummer to play quietly? Put sheet music in front of them!

26. Why did the drum refuse to play in the orchestra? It couldn’t find its “concert” pitch!

27. What’s a drummer’s favorite tree? The “drumstick” tree!

28. Why was the drum so good at math? It could “count” on its beats!

29. How did the snare drum win the talent show? It had a “snappy” performance!

30. What did the drum say to the joke? “That’s so ‘beat’tastic!”

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31. Why did the drummer refuse to share their dessert? They wanted to keep their “beats” to themselves!

32. How do drummers get to sleep at night? They count “drumbeats” instead of sheep!

33. Why did the drum join the circus? It wanted to be a “big top” player!

34. What’s a drum’s favorite game? “Hide and go beat”!

35. How do drummers stay hydrated? They drink “beat”-trade!

36. Why did the drum break up with the guitar? It couldn’t handle the “string” of emotions!

37. What’s a drummer’s favorite way to exercise? “Drum-biking”!

38. How do you make a drum roll? Push it down a hill!

39. Why was the drum a great detective? It had an impeccable “beat” on the case!

40. What’s a drum’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-beat”!

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41. How do you make a drum sound sad? Play a “snares” ballad!

42. Why did the drum go to the art gallery? It wanted to appreciate some “fine beats”!

43. What’s a drummer’s favorite candy? “Rhythm” sticks!

44. How does a drum go on vacation? It takes a “beat” retreat!

45. Why did the drum go to the dentist? It needed a “filling”!

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46. What did the drum say to the chair? “You can’t handle my sick ‘beat’!”

47. Why did the drum take up photography? It wanted to capture the perfect “snap”!

48. What’s a drummer’s favorite exercise routine? “Drum-cases”!

49. How do you calm down a nervous drummer? Give them a “beat” hug!

50. Why did the drum go to space? It wanted to experience “out of this world” beats!

Final Thoughts about Drum Jokes

I hope these Drum jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Music Jokes

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