Here are 50 Funny Fall Jokes and the Best Fall Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Fall Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Fall and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here are 50 jokes about Fall.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of pumpkins!
2. What do you call a squirrel who loves fall? A “nut-fall” enthusiast!
3. Why did the leaf go to school? Because it wanted to get a little smarter before falling off the tree!
4. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
5. Why did the tree break up with the sun? It just needed some “space” for autumn leaves!
6. Why don’t Leaves ever get in trouble at school? Because they’re always well-behaved when they fall!
7. What did one leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you!”
8. How do trees get online during fall? They just log in!
9. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great dancer? The “Jack of All Dances”!
10. Why did the leaf blush? Because it saw the rake!
11. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his cornfield job!
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite fall activity? Jumping into a pile of “blood” red leaves!
13. How do trees get ready for a party? They “spruce” themselves up!
14. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “un-leaf-ful”!
15. What do you call a leaf that’s always stealing? A kleptomaniac!
16. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a “pumpkin patch”!
17. What’s a ghost’s favorite fall game? Hide-and-creep!
18. Why did the acorn sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a nut in the sun!
19. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
20. Why did the tree apply for a job? It wanted to branch out its opportunities!
21. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A “pumpkin-up” comic!
22. Why did the leaf go to the therapist? It had separation anxiety from the tree!
23. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
24. What’s a skeleton’s favorite fall snack? Spare ribs!
25. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
26. What do you call a leaf who tells jokes? A “funny foliage”!
27. What did the autumn tree say to the spring tree? “You’re so ‘unbe-leaf-able’!”
28. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “seedy”!
29. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
30. Why don’t leaves ever get in trouble? Because they always know how to “turn over a new leaf”!
31. What did the tree say after the storm? “Leaf me alone!”
32. Why did the squirrel sit on the pumpkin? To keep its seeds warm!
33. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boogie” in it… just like leaves in the wind!
34. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “All About That Baste”!
35. Why did the leaf invite the wind for dinner? It wanted to “leaf” the table early!
36. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
37. Why don’t trees like fast food? Because they can’t “catch up” to it!
38. How do you know it’s fall? The leaves “fall” you so!
39. What do you call a pumpkin with a great sense of style? A “gourd”geous fashionista!
40. Why did the ghost go to the fall festival? To have a haunting good time!
Best Fall Puns
Here are some Best Fall Puns.
41. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a “pumpkin patch”!
42. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
43. What do you call a pumpkin that complains a lot? A “pumpkin whine” er!
44. How do you mend a broken autumn leaf? With “leaf” glue!
45. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
46. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “un-leaf-ful”!
47. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
48. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of pumpkins!
50. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music? Gourdcore!
Final Thoughts about Fall Jokes