Here are 60 Funny Fart Jokes and the Best Fart Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 60 jokes about Fart :
1. Did you hear about the cheese that failed at school? It couldn’t make it through the Gasser grades!
2. Why don’t scientists trust farts? Because they can’t always be measured on a gas scale!
3. What did one fart say to the other? “You crack me up!”
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. What’s a fart’s favorite game? Hide and toot!
6. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom of things!
7. Did you hear about the musical group that only sings about flatulence? They’re called the “Gas-tet.”
8. Why don’t farts graduate from school? Because they always get expelled!
9. Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I play it by smell. It’s my new “aroma-tic” skill!
11. Did you hear about the flatulent vegetable? It was a real “toot-ini!”
12. What do you call a fart that doesn’t stink? A private toot!
13. Why did the fart go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues to “let go” of!
14. What do you get when you mix a fart and a telephone? A “ring-a-ding smell!”
15. Why was the fart embarrassed at the party? Because it was the only one that dressed in “gaseous” attire!
16. Why don’t farts ever get invited to parties? Because they’re a bit too “windy”!
17. What’s a fart’s favorite dessert? Poo-ding!
18. Why did the fart go to art class? I wanted to learn the art of expression!
19. What’s a fart’s motto? “Let it rip!”
20. Did you hear about the superhero with the power of flatulence? They call him “Captain Poot!”
21. Why was the fart so good at math? It had a lot of “natural” gas!
22. How do you know if a fart is lying? It’s full of hot air!
23. What did one fart say to the other at the party? “We’re a real gas together!”
24. What did the blanket say to the fart? “You’re so comforting!”
25. Why do farts love elevators? Because they can pass gas and blame it on the creaking!
26. What’s a fart’s favorite genre of music? Pop!
27. Why did the fart visit the doctor? It was feeling a little “exhausted”!
28. Why don’t farts ever tell secrets? They can’t keep anything in!
29. What do you call a fart that wants to be a secret agent? A “silent but deadly” mission!
30. Why do farts make terrible athletes? They can’t help but break the wind!
31. What did the fart say to the ground? “I’m just passing through!”
32. Why did the fart try out for the play? It wanted to be in the spotlight!
33. What’s a fart’s favorite Shakespearean play? “Much Ado About Nothing… but Gas!”
34. Why did the fart go to the party alone? It wanted to make an entrance!
35. What do you call a polite fart? A gentle-tootman!
36. Why don’t farts ever get lost? They always follow their noses!
37. What did the fart say to the tissue? “You always catch me when I fall!”
38. Why was the fart always in a hurry? It had places to gas!
39. What’s a fart’s favorite way to communicate? Social gase-ia!
40. Why did the fart apply for a job? It wanted to quit being unemployed and start a “career” in comedy!
41. Why did the fart join the orchestra? It wanted to play the “wind” instruments!
42. What’s a fart’s favorite type of comedy? Anything with a “whiff” of humor!
43. Why did the fart bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its “essentials” with it!
44. What do you call a fart that’s in a hurry? An express post!
45. Why do farts love aerodynamics? Because they’re all about “air” dynamics!
46. What do you call a fart that’s on the tip of your tongue? A slip of the toot!
47. Why did the fart become a weather reporter? It had a knack for predicting wind patterns!
48. What did the fart say to the pillow? “You always catch me when I’m feeling down!”
49. Why did the fart audition for a singing competition? It wanted to showcase its vocal “range!”
50. What’s a fart’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Smell-Bonaire?”
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51. Why don’t farts ever get lost? They always leave a scent trail!
52. What did the fart say to the fire? “You’re my biggest fan!”
53. Why did the fart go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “core” strength!
54. What’s a fart’s favorite type of movie? Anything that’s a real gas!
55. Why did the fart enroll in dance class? It wanted to learn the art of the “scented” waltz!
56. What did one fart say to the other in yoga class? “Let’s let ourselves flow!”
57. Why do farts love to meditate? Because they’re all about finding inner “peace”!
58. What’s a fart’s favorite way to relax? By letting it all out!
59. Why did the fart start a podcast? It had a lot of “sound” advice to share!
60. What’s a fart’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because it’s all about “boo-ty”!
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