Fire Jokes

65 Funny Fire Jokes

ByJim John

Here are 65 Funny Fire Jokes and the Best Fire Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Fire Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Fire and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

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Here are 65 jokes about Fire:

1. Why did the fire attend school? To get a higher degree in “burn” ology!

2. What’s a firefighter’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

3. I wanted to tell a fire joke, but it was too hot to handle.

4. Did you hear about the fire that broke up with its smoke? They had irreconcilable differences!

5. How do fire trucks get around town? They use “burn” signals!

6. My dad told me to always keep a fire extinguisher in the kitchen, but I think he’s just afraid of my cooking!

7. What do you call a fire that’s lost its flames? A “has-been” inferno!

8. Why did the fire refuse to go camping? It was afraid of getting burned out!

9. Did you hear about the fire’s performance review? It got a glowing recommendation!

10. What do you get when you cross a firefighter and a detective? Flame Holmes!

11. Why did the computer go to the fire station? It had too many sparks!

12. Why don’t firefighters ever get lost? Because they always follow the “smoke” signals!

13. Did you hear about the Fire’s stand-up comedy act? It was on fire!

14. What’s a fire’s favorite type of clothing? Anything flame-broiled!

15. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” near a fiery star!

16. Why did the fire get invited to the party? It was a real “hot” topic!

17. What do you call a fire that’s feeling self-conscious? In-“inferno” vested!

18. Why did the fire fail its math test? It couldn’t solve for “x” in “flammable”!

19. Did you hear about the fire’s workout routine? It’s all about burning calories!

20. Why did the fire apply for a loan? It wanted to ignite its dreams!

21. What’s a fire’s favorite social media platform? Snap-“spark”!

22. Why did the fire go to school? To improve its “burn” rate!

23. What do you call a fire’s favorite food? Flaming-hot Cheetos!

24. Why did the fire go to therapy? It had too much “heat” pressure!

25. How do you make a fire stop burning? Take away its matchmaker!

26. Why did the fire brigade start a band? They wanted to play some “smokin'” tunes!

27. What do you call a fire’s autobiography? “Sparks of Greatness”!

28. Why did the fire break up with the candle? It felt like they were just “waxing” ing poetic!

29. What’s a fire’s favorite exercise? The “burn” out!

30. Why did the fire get a ticket? It was speeding down the ember lane!

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31. What’s a fire’s favorite sport? Flame-throwing!

32. Why did the fire enroll in a dance class? It wanted to learn the “hot” moves!

33. What do you call a fire that’s running late? A slow “burner”!

34. Why did the fire become a firefighter? It wanted to “blaze” a new career path!

35. What do you call a fire that’s a fan of Shakespeare? “Much Ado About Blaze”!

36. Why did the fire go to the doctor? It had some serious “burnout” symptoms!

37. What’s a fire’s favorite vacation spot? The “burn”  in the desert!

38. Why did the fire refuse to play hide and seek? I thought it would be too “fiery” to find!

39. What did the firefighter say when the fire asked for help? “I’m here to extinguish your doubts!”

40. Why did the fire get kicked out of school? It couldn’t control its “flame” tactic personality!

41. What do you call a fire’s favorite video game? “Burnout Paradise”!

42. Why did the fire get a job at the circus? It was a natural “ring” of fire tricks!

43. What’s a fire’s favorite type of relationship? A “flame”mance!

44. Why did the fire go to the art gallery? I wanted to see some “hot” masterpieces!

45. What’s a fire’s favorite movie genre? “Romance”!

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46. Why did the fire go to therapy? It needed to work on its “burning” issues!

47. What’s a fire’s favorite board game? “Scorched” Earth!

48. Why did the fire get in trouble at school? It was caught “flaming” its homework!

49. What do you call a fire’s favorite dessert? “Blaze” berry pie!

50. Why did the fire become an actor? I loved being in the “limelight”!

51. What’s a fire’s favorite type of music? “Hot” hits!

52. Why did the fire break up with the campfire? It felt like they were just “embers” of their former selves!

53. What do you call a fire’s stand-up routine? “Burn” humor!

54. Why did the fire get a job as a tour guide? It was great at giving “igniting” information!

55. What’s a fire’s favorite party game? “Truth or Flare”!

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56. Why did the fire go to therapy? It had a lot of unresolved “burning” questions!

57. What do you call a fire’s favorite TV show? “The Burning Dead”!

58. Why did the Fire become a motivational speaker? It knew how to “ignite” passion!

59. What’s a fire’s favorite dance style? “Flamenco”!

60. Why did the fire go to school? To get a “blazing” education!

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61. What do you call a fire’s fashion sense? “Flamboyant”!

62. Why did the fire start doing yoga? It wanted to master the “inner flame” pose!

63. What’s a fire’s favorite outdoor activity? “Campfire” stories!

64. Why did the fire become a comedian? It had a knack for delivering “burn” tactic punchlines!

65. What do you call a fire’s autobiography? “Rising from the Ashes: My Fiery Tale”!

Final Thoughts about Fire Jokes

I hope these Fire jokes brought a smile to your face!  You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Funny Jokes

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