50 Funny Fishing Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Fishing Jokes and the Best Fishing Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Fishing Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Fishing, then share them with your friends and family members.
Fishing Puns
Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Fishing.
1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
2. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar, naturally!
3. Why don’t fish do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level!
4. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
5. How do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their scales!
6. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
7. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
8. Why did the fisherman put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
9. What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym? Bait and tackle!
10. What did the fish say to its friend after breaking up? “It’s over, I’m off the hook!”
11. What’s a fish’s favorite game? Name that tuna!
12. Why are fish so good at playing piano? They have a lot of scales!
13. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a tale!
14. What did the fish say when it posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
15. What’s a fish’s favorite place in New York? The East River – it’s off the hook!
16. Why don’t fish play piano in the wild? You can’t tuna fish!
17. How do you catch a squirrel near water? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
18. Why did the fish bring a suitcase? It wanted to travel light!
19. What’s a fish’s favorite TV show? Anything on the “net”!
20. What do you get if you cross a fishing rod and a snake? A castaway!
21. Why did the fish start a band? Because it had the scales to succeed!
22. How do fish keep up with current events? They read the “fin” financial news!
23. What’s a fish’s favorite romantic movie? “50 Shades of Blue”!
24. Why don’t fish play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
25. What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
26. Why don’t fish use computers? Because they’re afraid of the net!
27. How do fish know how much they owe? They keep track of their “shells”!
28. What did one fish say to the other at the party? “Nice place!”
29. What did the fish say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
30. Why did the fish blush at the party? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
31. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument in an orchestra? The bassoon, of course!
32. How do fish keep their money safe? In the riverbank!
33. Why did the fish apply for a loan? I wanted to buy a new tank!
34. What’s a fish’s favorite game show? “Name that Fin!”
35. How do you organize a fish party? You have to drop them a line and invite them to the scale!
36. Why did the fish start a band? Because it had a great sense of “bass”!
37. What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon!
38. Why don’t fish play instruments in the wild? Because you can’t tuna fish!
39. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a joke!
40. Why was the fish so good at basketball? It always made the net!
Best Fishing Jokes
Here is the collection of our Best Fishing Jokes.
41. What’s a fish’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “reef”!
42. How do fish know their weight? They have their scales!
43. What do you call a fish that’s good with money? A loan shark!
44. Why don’t fish ever do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below sea level!
45. What did the fish say to the fisherman? “Pick me! I’m a great catch!”
46. How do you throw a fish party? You drop them a line and invite them to the scale!
47. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument in a band? The bass guitar, of course!
48. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
49. What do you call a fish that’s always singing? A tuna fish!
50. How do fish get from place to place? By swimming on a “fin” financial current!
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