50 Funny Gorilla Jokes
Here are 50 Gorilla Jokes and the Best Gorilla Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Gorilla Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about gorillas and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
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Here are 50 Funny Gorilla Jokes for you:
1. Why did the gorilla go to the comedy club? To improve his attitude!
2. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
3. How do gorillas stay in shape? They lift elephant weights!
4. Why don’t gorillas play cards in the wild? There are too many cheetahs!
5. What do you call a gorilla that loves to dance? A great paper!
6. How do you make a gorilla laugh? You tell him a silly-chimpanzee joke!
7. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a snowman? Frostbite!
8. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
9. How does a gorilla get down the stairs? He slides down the banana-ster!
10. Why do gorillas have such big muscles? They do a lot of heavy lifting…of bananas!
11. What do you call a gorilla with a flower behind its ear? Sir!
12. What did the banana say to the gorilla? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
13. How does a gorilla end a letter? “Ape-solutely yours!”
14. What do you call a gorilla with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you anyway!
15. How do you catch a gorilla? You hang upside down from a tree and make a noise like a banana!
16. Why did the gorilla like the new movie? It had great anticipation!
17. What’s a gorilla’s favorite dessert? Anything with bananas split!
18. What’s a gorilla’s favorite game? Hide and go peek-a-boo!
19. Why did the gorilla break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t see the ape peal!
20. What did the gorilla say when he picked up the phone? “Ape-raptor, can you hear me?”
21. Why did the gorilla go to school? To improve his read-ape-ing skills!
22. What did the banana say to the gorilla on Valentine’s Day? “I’m ape over you!”
23. How do you stop a gorilla from charging? Take away its credit card!
24. What did the gorilla say when he caught a cold? “Ape-choo!”
25. What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of music? Anything by the Monkeys!
26. Why don’t gorillas like to go shopping? They can’t find their size in banana leaf clothing!
27. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in its ear and a cherry in its nose? Anything you want, it can’t hear or smell you!
28. How do you know if a gorilla is having a bad day? It’s a little more grumpy than usual!
29. What did the grape say to the gorilla? “Stop vine-ing about your problems!”
30. Why do gorillas have such large nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
31. What’s a gorilla’s favorite subject in school? Gorilla-ry!
32. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a vampire? A fur coat that stays on forever!
33. Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers!
34. What did the banana say to the gorilla? “I find you very a-peeling!”
35. Why did the gorilla sit on the clock? He wanted to be a time-a-peeler!
36. What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
37. What did the detective gorilla say to the thief? “You’re under a-vest!”
38. How did the gorilla become a successful businessman? He took good advice from his ape constant!
39. Why do gorillas never tell secrets? Because they are good at keeping things a-ape secret!
40. What do you call a gorilla that likes to go to the beach? A sun-ape!
Best Gorilla jokes
Here are some Best Gorilla Jokes.
41. How do you make a gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a gorilla!
42. Why did the gorilla-like baseball? He was a fan of the banana swing!
43. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each hand? Ambi-bananextrous!
44. What do you call a gorilla with a monkey on its back? A chiropractor’s dream!
45. How do you know if a gorilla is getting old? He starts to go gray-a-pe!
46. Why did the gorilla break up with his girlfriend? She thought he was too much of a party animal!
47. What did the gorilla say when he saw the elephant coming? Nothing, gorillas can’t talk!
48. What do you call a gorilla that loves to gamble? A wild-card!
49. Why don’t gorillas ever listen to jokes? Because they always take them too seriously!
50. What do you call a gorilla that can play the piano? A pianist-ape!
Final thoughts about Gorilla Puns
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