100 Funny Green Jokes
Here are 100 Green Jokes and the Best Green Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Green Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Green and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Green Puns
Here are our Top Funny Green Jokes.
1. Why did the green pepper turn red? It was embarrassed to be seen in its green outfit!
2. How do you fix a broken green crayon? With a green thumb, of course!
3. What do you call a parade of all the green vegetables? A salad bar crawl!
4. Why did the frog bring a ladder? To reach the “green” roof!
5. Why was the green tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing!
6. Why did the green marker refuse to work? It was feeling a little “green” around the edges.
7. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Breathe! You’re turning green!”
8. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school? Log-logic and Green ethics!
9. How does a chameleon decide what color to turn? It’s “green-telligent”!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was “outstanding” in his field of green!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite with a touch of green!
12. How did the gardener fix his jeans? With a “patch” of green grass!
13. What do you call a snake that’s half yellow and half blue? A “green” snake with a serious identity crisis!
14. Why did the leprechaun turn red when he saw the rainbow? He was green with envy!
15. How do trees access the internet? They log in through their “green” accounts!
16. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollipops – they’re green and hoppy!
17. Why was the broccoli always calm? Because it practiced “green” yoga!
18. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you? A pool table!
19. What do you call a green alien with no sense of humor? An “extra-green”!
20. Why did the green peas break up? They weren’t a good “matcha”!
21. How do you know if a math book is jealous? It’ll turn “green” with envy!
22. Why did the green robot go to school? To get a “byte” of knowledge!
23. What did the green grape say to the lime? “Don’t be so sour, be a little more ‘green’!”
24. Why do green beans never get into trouble at school? Because they’re too well “behaved”!
25. What did the green traffic light say to the red light? “Don’t look at me; I’m ‘green’ with envy!”
26. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it and add some “green” salsa!
27. What’s green and pecks on trees? Woody Wood Pickle!
28. Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it turned “green” with embarrassment!
29. What do you call a green alien with no friends? A “lonely leaf”!
30. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a “green” nut!
31. Why are trees always so calm and relaxed? Because every fall, they “let it go” and turn “green” again in the spring!
32. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Jelly-“green” beans!
33. Why did the green crayon start acting up? It was feeling a little “colorful”!
34. What’s green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels scout!
35. Why did the cucumber call the doctor? It was feeling a bit “green” around the edges!
36. What did one green hat say to the other green hat? “You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!”
37. Why did the green tomato get kicked out of the salad? Because it couldn’t “ketchup” with the rest!
38. What do you call a green vegetable that’s not very good at math? A “calci-failure”!
39. What did the green traffic light say to the car? “Don’t stop, I’m ‘green’ for go!”
40. Why did the green sheep go to the gym? To stay “fit-ish”!
41. How do you fix a broken green vegetable? With a “peas” -ful approach!
42. What’s a tree’s favorite game? Hide and “green” seek!
43. Why did the lettuce go to the party? It wanted to “turnip” the fun!
44. What do you call a lizard that sings? A “green” crooner!
45. How do you catch a unique green fish? Unique up on it!
46. What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A “green” bunny!
47. Why did the green chicken go to the beach? To work on its “tan-gall”!
48. How did the cucumber become an astronaut? It aced the “gherkin” exams!
49. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Green-“pea”r mints!
50. Why was the green tomato always blushing? It saw the salad dressing changing!
51. What do you call a green vegetable that knows martial arts? Brocco-Lee!
52. Why do frogs make terrible storytellers? They always “ribbit” their punchlines!
53. How did the pickle propose to the cucumber? With a “green” engagement ring!
54. What’s a green fruit’s favorite hobby? Grape-ing!
55. Why did the leprechaun turn red when he found the pot of gold? He was green with embarrassment!
56. What do you call a green vegetable that can time travel? A “pea-period” piece!
57. How do you make a goldfish turn green? Hold it under “greens”!
58. What do you call a piece of corn that can play the piano? A “green” bean!
59. Why was the green traffic light always happy? It was always “go-lucky”!
60. How do you catch a squirrel with a green hat? Act like a “nut”!
61. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? “Green” gummy bears!
62. Why did the cucumber blush when it saw the tomato? It got a little “green” with envy!
63. What’s green and goes on strike? A picket line!
64. How do you get a green elephant out of a tree? You don’t, silly, they don’t exist!
65. Why did the green ghost become a chef? Because it loved “boo-lanching” dishes!
66. What do you call a green vegetable that’s a big Star Wars fan? Yodasparagus!
67. How do you know if a ghost is feeling sick? It turns “green”!
68. Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away!
69. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? “Green” M&Ms!
70. Why did the green vegetable go to school? To improve its “cabbage”!
71. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it’ll kill you? A pool table!
72. Why did the green light go to school? It wanted to be “bright”!
73. How do you catch a squirrel with a green hat? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
74. What do you call a green vegetable detective? Broccoli Holmes!
75. Why did the green crayon refuse to work? It was too “colorful”!
76. How did the cucumber become a rock star? It learned to play the “pickle”!
77. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
78. How do you catch a green bunny? Unique up on it!
79. Why did the green alien join the band? It wanted to play the “Martian” drums!
80. What’s green and pecks on the ground? Elvis Parsley!
81. How do you fix a broken green vegetable? With a “peaceful” approach!
82. Why did the green tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
83. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Green-“pea”r mints!
84. How did the cucumber become an astronaut? It aced the “gherkin” exams!
85. Why did the green traffic light always feel lucky? It was always “go-lucky”!
86. What do you call a green vegetable that knows martial arts? Brocco-Lee!
87. What’s a green fruit’s favorite hobby? Grape-ing!
88. Why was the green tomato always blushing? It saw the salad dressing changing!
89. How did the pickle propose to the cucumber? With a “green” engagement ring!
90. Why did the leprechaun turn red when he found the pot of gold? He was green with embarrassment!
Best Green jokes
Here are some of the Best Green Jokes.
91. What do you call a green vegetable that can time travel? A “pea-period” piece!
92. How do you make a goldfish turn green? Hold it under “greens”!
93. What do you call a piece of corn that can play the piano? A “green” bean!
94. Why was the green traffic light always happy? It was always “go-lucky”!
95. How do you catch a squirrel with a green hat? Act like a “nut”!
96. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? “Green” gummy bears!
97. Why did the cucumber blush when it saw the tomato? It got a little “green” with envy!
98. What’s green and goes on strike? A picket line!
99. How do you get a green elephant out of a tree? You don’t, silly, they don’t exist!
100. Why did the green ghost become a chef? Because it loved “boo-lanching” dishes!
Final Thoughts About Green Jokes:
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