100 Funny Hat Jokes
Here are 100 Hat Jokes and the Best Hat Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Hat Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about hats and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Hat puns
Here are 100 Jokes About Hats.
1. Why did the hat go to school? Because it wanted to get ahead!
2. What kind of hats do dogs wear? Captains!
3. How do you keep a hat from flying away? Use a hatchel!
4. Why did the scarecrow wear a hat? Because it wanted to be outstanding in its field!
5. What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead!”
6. How do you fix a broken hat? With hat-reproof glue!
7. What do you call a hat that never wants to be taken off? A stay-capped!
8. Why do baseball players make great hat models? Because they always have a captivating look!
9. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it and a hat on top!
10. What kind of hat do math teachers wear? Pi-caps!
11. Why did the hat bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to raise the roof!
12. What do you call a hat that can perform magic tricks? A hat-can!
13. Why did the hat go to the doctor? It had a fever and needed some capsules!
14. How does a hat greet its friends? With a tip of the cap!
15. Why don’t hats ever get into arguments? Because they like to keep a lid on things!
16. What did one hat say to the other hat at the party? “You look top-notch!”
17. What’s a hat’s favorite type of music? Rap!
18. Why did the hat take a nap? It was feeling a bit over-capacity!
19. How do you know if a hat is friendly? It tips you off!
20. What do you call a hat that’s in charge? A captain!
21. Why did the hat go to the bakery? It wanted to become a top hat!
22. What did one hat say to the other hat during a race? “I’ll stay ahead, you capture up!”
23. How do you find a lost hat? Follow the cap trails!
24. What do you call a hat that’s afraid of heights? A chicken cap!
25. Why did the hat go to the gym? It wanted to work on its capacity!
26. How do you make a hat sad? Give it a captivity sentence!
27. What’s a hat’s favorite day of the week? Cap-Sunday!
28. What do you call a hat that tells jokes? A cap-comedian!
29. Why do hats always seem so confident? Because they always have a head start!
30. How do you turn a hat into a boat? Add a cap-sized sail!
31. What did the hat say to the scarf on a cold day? “You keep necking, and I’ll keep you warm!”
32. What do you call a hat that’s always getting into trouble? A cap-scallywag!
33. Why did the hat start a band? It wanted to be a cap star!
34. How do you know if a hat is happy? It’s always on top of the world!
35. What do you call a hat that’s also a musician? A cap-pella!
36. Why did the hat go to the doctor’s office? It had a splitting headache!
37. What’s a hat’s favorite type of TV show? Captivating dramas!
38. How do you catch a squirrel wearing a hat? Act like a nut and see if it falls for it!
39. Why do hats make terrible secret agents? Because they’re always getting un-capped!
40. What do you call a hat with its sense of style? A fashion capitalist!
41. How do you make a hat float? You use root beer and a scoop of cap-casino!
42. What do you call a hat that’s always telling lies? A capricious!
43. Why did the hat bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to climb the social hierarchy!
44. What’s a hat’s favorite type of game? Capture the flag!
45. How do hats travel? They go on head trips!
46. What do you call a hat that’s good at math? A cap-ulator!
47. Why did the hat start a band? It had great cap-aptitude for music!
48. How do you make a hat giggle? Tickle its brim!
49. What do you call a hat that’s always late? A procrastinate-hat!
50. Why did the hat get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
51. How do you organize a party for hats? You plan it cap-absolutely!
52. What do you call a hat that’s been thrown in the ocean? A cap-sized!
53. Why did the hat enroll in a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to cap-sizzle!
54. How do you make a hat disappear? Pull a hair out of it!
55. What do you call a hat that’s good at fixing things? A cap-peter!
56. Why did the hat apply for a job at the bank? I heard they had great capital!
57. How do you make a hat stop talking? You put a lid on it!
58. What do you call a hat that’s always dancing? A cap-aret dancer!
59. Why did the hat go to space? It wanted to be an Astro-cap-naut!
60. How do you know if a hat is wealthy? It’s always making capital investments!
61. What do you call a hat that’s always tired? A nap-cap!
62. Why did the hat join a yoga class? It wanted to improve its flexi-cap-it!
63. How do you make a hat blush? You show some captivating pictures!
64. What do you call a hat that’s always angry? A capable of fury!
65. Why did the hat go to the beach? It wanted to show off its captivating style!
66. How do you make a hat fly? You give it a cap appetizer!
67. What did one hat say to the other hat during a thunderstorm? “Stay grounded, my friend!”
68. Why did the hat go to the library? It wanted to get a capital education!
69. How do you make a hat cry? You tell a tear-jerker of a story!
70. What do you call a hat that can’t stop singing? A cap-ella!
71. Why did the hat go to the dentist? It had a capuche!
72. How do you make a hat smile? You give it a reason to tip its brim!
73. What’s a hat’s favorite type of movie? A captivating thriller!
74. Why did the hat start taking dance lessons? It wanted to learn how to cap-sy-dance!
75. How do you make a hat feel welcome? You give it a warm cap-py hug!
76. What do you call a hat that’s always on time? A cap-punctual!
77. Why did the hat become a detective? It wanted to capture criminals!
78. How do you make a79? What do you call a hat that’s always on the move? A cap-venture!
79. Why did the hat go to the concert? It wanted to rock out with its cap!
80. How do you make a hat laugh? You tickle its brim and make it cap-giggle!
81. What do you call a hat that’s an expert at martial arts? A cap-poeira!
82. Why did the hat go to the art gallery? I wanted to see some captivating masterpieces!
83. How do you make a hat stay in place? You give it a cap strap!
84. What’s a hat’s favorite type of food? Cappuccino and cap cakes!
85. Why did the hat start a YouTube channel? It wanted to capture an online audience!
86. How do you make a hat play music? You give it a cap-ella voice!
87. What do you call a hat that’s always cheerful? A cap-timist!
88. Why did the hat start learning magic tricks? It wanted to captivate the audience!
89. How do you make a hat fly off someone’s head? You tell a captivating joke!
90. What do you call a hat that’s always daydreaming? A captain is Fantastic!
Best hat jokes
Here are some best Hat Jokes.
91. Why did the hat go to the gym? It wanted to work on its capability!
92. How do you make a hat stand out in a crowd? You give it a unique cap appearance!
93. What do you call a hat that’s always telling stories? A captivator!
94. Why did the hat take up painting? It wanted to capture its artistic side!
95. How do you make a hat feel important? You give it a cap-appreciation speech!
96. What’s a hat’s favorite sport? Cap-opera!
97. Why did the hat start a gardening club? It wanted to grow captivating plants!
98. How do you make a hat look cool? You give it some captivating sunglasses!
99. What do you call a hat that’s always the life of the party? A captivating entertainer!
100. What do you call a hat that’s always sleepy? Nap-cap!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!
Final thoughts about Hat Jokes
Remember, humor is subjective, so different people may find jokes funny. But I hope these Hat jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Funny Jokes.
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