Here are 50 Hippo Jokes and the Best Hippo Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Hippo Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Hippo and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Here are 50 Funny Hippo Jokes for you:
1. Why don’t hippos play cards in the wild? There are too many cheetahs!
2. What do you call a hippo with a great sense of humor? Hilarious Hippopotamus!
3. Why did the hippo bring a ladder to the bar? It wanted to reach the highballs!
4. What’s a hippo’s favorite type of music? Hippo-hop!
5. Why did the hippo go to school? To become a “big kid” on the playground!
6. How do you communicate with a hippo? You send it a “hippo-gram”!
7. What’s a hippo’s favorite movie? “The Hippotrance of the Rings”!
8. What do you call a hippo that’s always late? Tardy-hippo!
9. What do you get when you cross a hippo and a cat? A catastrophe!
10. Why do hippos never argue? They are too “hippo-critical” for that!
11. What’s a hippo’s favorite board game? Hungry Hungry Hippos!
12. How do hippos stay cool in the summer? They go on “hippo vacation”!
13. What do you call a happy hippo? A hippopotamus!
14. What did the hippo say when it stubbed its toe? “That’s hippo-terrible!”
15. Why did the hippo start a band? It wanted to be a “hippopotarockstar”!
16. How do hippos get around town? They use “hippo bicycles”!
17. What did the hippo say to the other animal at the party? “Hippo-ur new here?”
18. What’s a hippo’s favorite dessert? Hip-popsicles!
19. Why did the hippo become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the “hippo space”!
20. What do hippos do on a lazy day? They have a “hippo-nap”!
21. What’s a hippo’s favorite game show? “Hippo or No Hippo”!
22. What did the hippo say when it got a compliment? “I’m hippo-tastic!”
23. How do hippos always know what time it is? They have a “hippo-clock”!
24. Why did the hippo become a chef? It loved making “hippo-tiers”!
25. What do you call a hippo with a great singing voice? A “hippo-diva”!
26. What’s a hippo’s favorite sport? Hippopotamus Polo!
27. How did the hippo feel after eating too much? Hippo-glycemic!
28. What do hippos do when they want to be alone? They put up a “hippo-do not disturb” sign!
29. Why did the hippo go on a diet? It was tired of being “hippo-heavy”!
30. What’s a hippo’s favorite candy? Hip-pop Dumpty!
31. What do you call a hippo’s secret society? The Hipposcrats!
32. Why did the hippo join a gym? To work on its “hippo-abs”!
33. What do you get when you cross a hippo and a zebra? A striped hippopotamus!
34. Why did the hippo visit the doctor? It had a case of “hippo-therapy”!
35. What’s a hippo’s favorite dance style? The “hippo-hop”!
36. What did the hippo say to the comedian? “You’re making me hippo-hilarious!”
37. Why don’t hippos ever play hide-and-seek? They’re always “hippo-visible”!
38. What’s a hippo’s favorite TV show? “Hippo-drama”!
39. What did the hippo say when it saw a joke book? “That’s hippo-hilarious!”
40. Why do hippos make terrible actors? They’re always “hippo-critical”!
Best Hippo jokes
Here are some Best Hippo Jokes.
41. What do you call a group of dancing hippos? The “hippo-hop crew”!
42. Why don’t hippos ever watch scary movies? They’re afraid of “hippo-ghosts”!
43. What did the hippo say when it finished a great meal? “Hippo-tier time!”
44. What’s a hippo’s favorite instrument? The “hippo-trombone”!
45. Why do hippos never get lost? They have a great “hippo-sense” of direction!
46. What do you call a fashion-conscious hippo? A “hippo-trend”!
47. Why don’t hippos ever get sunburned? They use “hippo-sunscreen”!
48. What did the hippo say to the bee? “Stop buzzing around, I’m hippo-sized by your wings!”
49. How do hippos send messages to each other? With “hippo-mail”!
50. Why did the hippo start a detective agency? To solve “hippo-critical” mysteries!