70 Funny Horse Jokes
Here are 70 Horse Jokes and the Best Horse Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Horse Puns
Here are 70 Funny Horse Jokes for you:
1. Why did the horse go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “hoarse”!
2. What do you call a horse that can play the guitar? A rockin’ horse!
3. How does a horse greet other animals? “Hay” there!
4. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neighbor!
5. Why was the horse always so good at math? It had plenty of “stable” thinking!
6. Why did the horse become an astronomer? It wanted to study the “neigh”-t sky!
7. What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis!
8. Why did the horse join a band? It had a great “neigh”-t for music!
9. How do you lead a horse to water? With horse-codes!
10. Why do horses make terrible roommates? They’re always “stall” -ing around!
11. What’s a horse’s favorite TV show? “Neigh”-boars!
12. What do you call a horse that likes to take naps? A “snooze”-n!
13. Why do horses make excellent detectives? They have a great “stable” sense!
14. What did the horse say when it fell? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”
15. What’s a horse’s favorite instrument? The neigh-tar!
16. How do horses send messages to each other? By “neigh”-mail!
17. Why did the horse join the gym? It wanted to get a “horse”-color!
18. What do you get when you cross a horse and a snowman? Frosty the Horse-man!
19. How do you make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large fortune!
20. Why do horses always win at poker? They have great “stable” poker faces!
21. What do you call a horse with a bad attitude? A neigh-sayer!
22. How do you make a horse laugh? Tell it a “horselaughs” joke!
23. Why was the horse always so calm? It had a lot of “hospitality”!
24. What did the horse say when it won the lottery? “I’m feeling neighborly rich!”
25. How do horses pay for things? With horse sense!
26. What do you call a horse that lives in the sea? A seahorse!
27. Why don’t horses ever read novels? They prefer “tail”-tales!
28. What do you call a horse that can’t lose weight? A “thick” filly!
29. How do horses greet each other in the morning? “Hay, good morning!”
30. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the “neigh”-boyhood!
31. What’s a horse’s favorite type of music? Stable techno!
32. Why do horses always know how much they weigh? They have a great “scales” sense!
33. How do you make a horse smile? Say “cheese”!
34. What do you get when you cross a horse and a bee? A neigh-buzz!
35. How do you catch a loose horse? Use a “stable” net!
36. What do you call a horse that loves to gossip? A “whinny” hatter!
37. Why did the horse go on strike? It was tired of being a “work-horse”!
38. What do you call a horse that can’t stop talking? A “neigh”-sayer!
39. Why did the horse break up with its significant other? It just couldn’t find its “stable” mate!
40. What do you call a horse that lives in your house? Your “room”-mate!
41. How do horses stay in shape? They do a lot of “horse”-aerobics!
42. What do you get when you cross a horse and a parrot? A horse that can really “talk the neigh!”
43. Why did the horse become a doctor? It wanted to learn about “neigh”-natural remedies!
44. What do you call a horse that can do magic? A “neigh”-necromancer!
45. How do horses stay cool in the summer? They use “neigh”-spray!
46. Why do horses make terrible secretaries? They’re always “colt” -ing behind on their work!
47. What do you call a horse that likes to watch movies? A “neigh”-cinephile!
48. How do you know if a horse is lying? Its pants are on “neigh”-re!
49. Why did the horse go to space? It wanted to visit the “neigh”-boyhood of the stars!
50. What do you call a horse that plays the piano? A “neigh”-no virtuoso!
51. How do you make a horse float? You take away its chair!
52. Why do horses make terrible poker players? They’re always “neigh”-bluffing!
53. What’s a horse’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up neigh-t!
54. How do you measure a horse’s height? With a “neigh”-tape!
55. What do you call a horse that loves to dance? A “foxtrot”-ting filly!
56. Why do horses make great musicians? They have a lot of “neigh”-natural talent!
57. What’s a horse’s favorite candy? “Neigh”-Bors!
58. How do you become friends with a horse? Show it a lot of “hospitality”!
59. What’s a horse’s favorite kind of bread? “Thorough-bread”!
60. Why did the horse become a detective? It had a “neigh”-t for solving mysteries!
Best Horse Jokes
Here are some Best Horse Jokes.
61. What do you call a horse with no legs? Ground beef!
62. Why do horses always win arguments? They have a lot of “neigh”-staying power!
63. How do you make a horse tired? Let it run “hoof”-marathons!
64. What do you call a horse with bad manners? “Neigh”-sayers!
65. Why did the horse become a musician? It wanted to play “neigh”-musical instruments!
66. How do you know if a horse is happy? It’s always “whinnying”!
67. What’s a horse’s favorite vegetable? “Hay”-carrots!
68. Why did the horse go to school? It wanted to be “neigh”-naturally smart!
69. What do you call a horse that tells jokes? A “neigh”-sayer comedian!
70. How do horses stay warm in the winter? They wear “neigh”-lon stockings!
Final thoughts about Horse Puns
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