100 Funny January Jokes
Here are 100 January Jokes and the Best January Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of January Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about January and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
January Puns
Here are our Top Funny January Jokes.
1. Why did the calendar go to therapy in January? It was feeling a little dated.
2. How do snowmen greet each other in January? “Ice to meet you!”
3. What’s the best way to break the ice in January? With a hairdryer!
4. Why did the scarecrow start a fitness regime in January? It wanted to become outstanding in its field.
5. Why did the baker take a vacation in January? He needed some time to knead it.
6. How do you make January go faster? Take off its jumper!
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in January? An abdominal snowman!
8. How do you catch a squirrel in January? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. Why did the man put his money in the freezer in January? He wanted cold hard cash!
10. How did the January carrot respond to the snowman’s compliment? “Orange you glad you built me?”
11. Why did the musician refuse to perform in January? He didn’t want to face the cold notes.
12. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the January party? To sweep his date off her feet!
13. What did the January snowflake say to the ground? “Drop it like it’s hot!”
14. Why did the man put his car keys in the fridge in January? He wanted to drive on cool roads.
15. What did the January calendar say to the unruly spring calendar? “You’re in the wrong season!”
16. Why did the football team go to the bakery in January? They wanted a good role!
17. How do you keep warm in January? Dance like no one is watching… because they’re all indoors.
18. What did one January calendar say to the other? “I’ve got a date for every day!”
19. Why did the computer go to the doctor in January? It had a bad case of the winter viruses.
20. What do you call a January snowstorm that loves to cook? A blizzard with a taste for adventure!
21. Why did the comedian become a meteorologist in January? He wanted to deliver the best weather jokes!
22. What’s the easiest way to double your money in January? Fold it in half!
23. Why did the penguin bring an umbrella in January? He heard there was going to be a flurry of feathers.
24. How do you fix a broken January calendar? You take it to a date mechanic!
25. Why did the snowman go to the January sale? He wanted to find a cool deal!
26. How does a snowman get around in January? By riding an “icicle”!
27. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants in January? In case he got a hole-in-one!
28. What do you call a January calendar that’s always on time? A punctual planner!
29. Why did the snowman bring a map to the January party? In case he got snowed in!
30. How do snowmen communicate in January? By sending chill messages!
31. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of jewelry in January? A snowflake necklace!
32. Why did the January calendar go to the gym? It wanted to work on its dates!
33. How do you make a tissue dance in January? You put a little “boogie” in it!
34. What did the snowman say to the January rain? “You’re wetting the mood!”
35. Why did the January calendar go broke? It lost all its dates!
36. What’s the snowman’s favorite January exercise? The “frostbite”!
37. Why did the snowman take a vacation in January? He needed a little “chill” time!
38. How does a January snowman get around? By riding an “ice-cycle”!
39. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of movie in January? A “chilling” thriller!
40. Why did the January calendar start taking yoga classes? It wanted to find its center!
41. How do you get rid of a January hangover? Hair of the snowdog!
42. Why did the snowman bring a carrot to the January party? In case he got “snow-peckish”!
43. What did the January snowman say to the snow shovel? “You’ve got a lot of grit!”
44. Why did the baker start making snowmen in January? He kneaded a new challenge!
45. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of style in January? A “frost-trend” setter!
46. Why did the snowman bring a thermometer to the January party? To check if the weather was “cool”!
47. What did the January calendar say to the February calendar? “Let’s make every month January!”
48. How do you break the ice at a January party? By telling a “snow-stopper” joke!
49. Why did the snowman put his head in the oven in January? He wanted to be a “melt-in-your-mouth” treat!
50. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn in January? A “red-hot” frosty!
51. Why did the man bring a ladder to the January sale? He wanted to reach the “coolest” deals!
52. How do snowmen travel long distances in January? They ride “snowmobiles”!
53. What’s a snowman’s favorite sport in January? Ice hockey!
54. Why did the snowman always carry a towel in January? In case he got into a “slushy” situation!
55. How do snowmen greet each other at the January party? “Ice to see you!”
56. Why did the man bring a ladder to the January party? He heard the drinks were in the house!
57. What’s the snowman’s favorite January TV show? “The Big Chill Theory”!
58. Why did the snowman go to school in January? He wanted to get a little “snow-ledge”!
59. How do snowmen communicate their emotions in January? Through “brrr-all”!
60. Why did the snowman bring a flask to the January party? He wanted to stay “frosty” all night!
61. What’s the snowman’s favorite genre of music in January? “Chill-out” tunes!
62. Why did the snowman put his money in the bank in January? He wanted to earn some “cool” interest!
63. How do you melt a January snowman’s heart? Give it a warm hug!
64. Why did the snowman bring a camera to the January party? To capture the “cool” memories!
65. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of cookie in January? “Frosting” sugar cookies!
66. Why did the January calendar take up knitting? It wanted to keep its dates warm!
67. How does a snowman get around in January? By “icicle” -ing a ride!
68. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn in January? A “melty” snowball!
69. Why did the snowman bring a book to the January party? He wanted to “chill” out with a good read!
70. How do snowmen celebrate birthdays in January? They have “frosting” parties!
71. Why did the Snowman start a podcast in January? It wanted to share its “cool” stories!
72. What did the snowman say to the January sun? “Don’t be such a “melt-er”!
73. Why did the snowman bring a can of soda to the January party? He wanted to “pop” with excitement!
74. How do you become the king or queen of the snowmen in January? You just “snow” it!
75. What did the snowman say to the January wind? “You’re so cool, it blows me away!”
76. Why did the snowman bring a towel to the January party? To dry off after doing the “snow-pas”!
77. How do you make a January calendar feel special? Give it a “cool” nickname!
78. What do you call a snowman with a fancy top hat in January? A “classy” frosty!
79. Why did the snowman bring a harmonica to the January party? To play some “cool” tunes!
80. How do you impress a January snowman? By giving it a “snow cone”!
81. Why did the snowman take a break from work in January? He needed to “chill” out!
82. What do you call a snowman with a sweet tooth in January? A “frosting” fanatic!
83. Why did the January calendar go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped!
84. How do you make a snowman feel at home in January? Give it a warm welcome!
85. What do you call a snowman that tells jokes in January? A “cool” comedian!
86. Why did the snowman bring a parachute to the January party? In case he fell head over heels!
87. How do snowmen stay in shape in January? They do a lot of “snow basics”!
88. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor in January? A “snow median”!
89. Why did the snowman bring a camera to the January party? He wanted to capture all the “cool” moments!
90. How does a snowman stay cool in January? By standing next to the “brrr-decade”!
Best January jokes
Here are some Best January Jokes.
91. Why did the January calendar take up painting? It wanted to make every month a masterpiece!
92. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of exercise in January? “Frosting” yoga!
93. Why did the snowman bring a map to the January party? In case he got “snow-where”!
94. How do you fix a broken snowman in January? With “glacial” glue!
95. What do you call a snowman with a great singing voice in January? An “ice-capella” performer!
96. Why did the snowman bring a spoon to the January party? To dig into the “cool” treats!
97. How do you make a snowman smile in January? Give it a warm cup of hot cocoa!
98. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music in January? “Chilled” beats!
99. Why did the snowman go to the January sale? He wanted to find a “cool” outfit!
100. How do snowmen stay entertained in January? They watch “snow-vies”!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your January!
Final thoughts about January Jokes
I hope you are laughing after reading these January Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Month Jokes.
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