50 Funny Kangaroo Jokes
Here are 50 Kangaroo Jokes and the Best Kangaroo Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Kangaroo Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Kangaroo and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Kangaroo Puns
Here are 50 Funny Kangaroo Jokes for you:
1. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? It was too jumpy already!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
3. Why did the kangaroo go to school? To improve its opportunities!
4. What did one kangaroo say to the other in a boxing match? “Hop on, let’s do this!”
5. How do kangaroos stay cool in summer? They use their pouch as a pocket fan!
6. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper!
7. Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the party? I didn’t want to get lost in the hoppy hour!
8. What did the mama kangaroo say when her kids misbehaved? “Hop to it!”
9. What do you call a kangaroo with fleas? Jumpy and scratchy!
10. Why do kangaroos make terrible astronauts? They can’t find anywhere to hang their helmets!
11. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
1. How do you catch a kangaroo? Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot!
12. Why did the kangaroo go to the doctor? It had a hop in its step!
13. What do you call a boxing match between kangaroos? A “round-roue”!
14. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite cereal? Jumpin’ Jacks!
15. Why did the kangaroo break up with its partner? They didn’t have a happy ending!
16. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a giraffe? A long jump champion!
17. Why are kangaroos, great comedians? They always deliver their jokes with a hop and a punchline!
18. How do kangaroos communicate online? They use “optical” fiber!
19. What did the mama kangaroo say when her baby was acting silly? “Quit kangar-oo-tting around!”
20. Why did the kangaroo join a rock band? It wanted to be a hop star!
21. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite dessert? Jumping jelly!
22. Why did the kangaroo break the law? It was caught jay hopping!
23. What did the kangaroo say to its reflection? “Hoppy to meet you!”
24. Why do kangaroos love to travel? They enjoy exploring hoppy-tunities around the world!
25. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t stop singing? A crooner!
26. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite party game? Hopscotch!
27. How did the kangaroo feel after winning the lottery? Jumping for joy!
28. What do you call a kangaroo that designs clothes? A jumpsuit designer!
29. Why do kangaroos make great accountants? They’re experts in “bouncing” the books!
30. What did the teacher kangaroo say to her students? “Keep hopping for knowledge!”
31. Why did the kangaroo go to the therapist? It needed to talk about its hop-impression!
32. What do you call a kangaroo that loves to dance? A boomer-rang!
33. Why did the kangaroo start a band? It wanted to hop to the top of the charts!
34. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a kangaroo? A pair of jumpers!
35. How do kangaroos keep their clothes wrinkle-free? They use a “hop and press” method!
36. What did the kangaroo say when it won a gold medal? “Hoppy days are here again!”
37. Why did the kangaroo become a chef? I loved hopping around the kitchen!
38. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite mode of transportation? A hop cycle!
39. How do kangaroos stay fit? They do lots of “hop” aerobics!
40. Why did the kangaroo go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “jumpy”!
Best Kangaroo jokes
Here are some Best Kangaroo Jokes.
41. What do you call a kangaroo with no friends? A wall jumper!
42. Why was the kangaroo always late? It couldn’t get a hop on time!
43. What did one kangaroo say to the other at the gym? “Let’s hop to it and work those leg muscles!”
44. Why did the kangaroo become a teacher? It wanted to help little joeys learn and grow!
45. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of cookie? Hopscotch cookies!
46. Why did the kangaroo go to the comedy club? I wanted to hear some rabbiter jokes!
47. What do you call a kangaroo that’s a great dancer? A kangarumba!
48. Why did the kangaroo become a banker? It wanted to make some hoppy investments!
49. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite movie genre? Hop-ic adventures!
50. Why did the kangaroo become a doctor? Because it was great at administering hop-eating medicine and prescribing “hoppy” pills to its patients!
Final thoughts about Kangaroo Puns
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