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50 Funny Knot Jokes

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Here are 50 Funny Knot Jokes and the Best Knot Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Knot Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Knot and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Knot Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Knot.

1. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the boat? To tie up any loose “knots”!

2. I used to tell a lot of “knot” jokes, but they always got “tangled” up.

3. Did you hear about the rope that won an award? It was a real “knot” worthy achievement!

4. What do you call a paranoid rope? A “fraidy-knot”!

5. Why did the rope go to therapy? It had too many “knot” cable issues.

6. I told my friend a joke about a tangled rope. He didn’t laugh, he was just “knot” amused.

7. Why did the baker become a sailor? He wanted to learn how to “knot” dough!

8. What do you call a rope that can do magic tricks? A “hocus-pocus knot”!

9. Why did the belt get an award? It was a real “waist-knot” achievement!

10. Why was the rope feeling under the weather? It had a “knot” of cold!

11. What’s a rope’s favorite game? “Knots and Crosses”!

12. Did you hear about the rope that got a promotion? It was a real “career-knot” move!

13. Why did the rope go to the gym? It wanted to get “knot” iced!

14. What do you call a snake that’s also a rope? A “constrictor knot”!

15. Why did the rope blush? It saw the sailor tying a “love knot”!

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16. Why did the necklace break up with the rope? It found out the rope was “knot” faithful!

17. How do ropes start their letters? With a “knot”-ice!

18. What do you call a scared rope? A “fear-knot”!

19. Why did the rope go to the doctor? It had a “knot” in its throat!

20. What do you call a stubborn rope? A “won’t-knot”!

21. Why did the rope get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stop the “knot”  thing off!

22. Why did the rope start a band? It wanted to play some “knot-so-classical” music!

23. What do you call a smart rope? A “know-it-knot”!

24. Why did the Rope start a social media account? It wanted to get “knot” iced online!

25. Why did the rope bring a dictionary to the party? To look up some “knot” able conversation starters!

26. What do you call a rope that’s always joking around? A “knot”orious prankster!

27. Why did the rope join a support group? It was struggling with “knot” real identity!

28. What did the rope say to the knot? “You’re really “knot” ting yourself up over nothing!”

29. Why did the Rope start writing poetry? It had a lot of “knot”-ions in its head!

30. What’s a rope’s favorite type of music? “Knot”-rock!

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31. Why did the rope go to the party alone? It didn’t want to be “knot” iced!

32. What’s a rope’s favorite TV show? “Knot’s Landing”!

33. Why did the rope get an award for bravery? It faced its fears “knot” on!

34. What did one rope say to the other during an argument? “Let’s “knot” get all tied up about this!”

35. Why did the rope visit the library? It wanted to check out some “knot” able literature!

36. What do you call a rope that loves art? A “knot” ist!

37. Why did the rope refuse to go on a roller coaster? It was afraid of getting “knot”  tied up!

38. What’s a rope’s favorite dance? The “knot”-cha-cha!

39. Why did the Rope start a YouTube channel? To share its “knot”-so-secret talents!

40. What do you call a rope’s autobiography? “Knot Without My Struggles”!

Best Knot jokes

Here are some Best Knot Jokes.

41. Why did the rope become a detective? It was great at “knot” icing details!

42. What do you call a rope that tells tall tales? A “knot”orious fibber!

43. Why did the rope start meditating? It wanted to achieve the inner “knot”!

44. What do you call a rope that’s always on time? A “knot” ably punctual rope!

45. Why did the rope get in trouble in school? It couldn’t “knot” ice the teacher’s instructions!

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46. What do you call a rope that’s a great storyteller? A “knot” able narrator!

47. Why did the rope go to a comedy club? It wanted to learn some “knot”-so-funny jokes!

48. What’s a rope’s favorite fruit? “Knot”-berries!

49. Why did the rope start gardening? It wanted to grow some “knot”-really beautiful plants!

50. What do you call a rope that’s always up for an adventure? A “knot” curious explorer!

Final Thoughts about Knot Jokes

I hope these Knot jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Funny Jokes

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