80 Funny Lettuce Jokes
Here are 80 Funny Lettuce Jokes and the Best Lettuce Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Lettuce Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Lettuce and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Lettuce Jokes
Here is the collection of 80 Lettuce jokes.
1. Why did the lettuce go to the party? Because it wanted to get “dressed” up!
2. What do you call lettuce that sings? Elvis Parsley!
3. Why did the lettuce blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. How do you make a lettuce laugh? Tell it a “corny” joke!
5. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
6. What do you call lettuce that’s not allowed to leave the garden? “Lettuce” out!
7. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead of the “cabbage”!
8. What’s a lettuce’s favorite instrument? The “celery”!
9. What did one lettuce say to another lettuce at the supermarket? We better “leaf” before we’re eaten!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the lettuce dressing!
11. What do you get if you cross a lettuce with a cat? A “purr-sley”!
12. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste! Lettuce pray it works!
13. Why don’t lettuce and cucumber get along? Because they’re in a “pickle”!
14. What’s a lettuce’s favorite game? “Iceberg” hockey!
15. What do you call lettuce that’s always getting into trouble? A “risky” salad!
16. Why was the lettuce sent to detention? Because it couldn’t “romaine” calm!
17. What did the lettuce say to the radish? Stop being so “rad”ical!
18. How do you make Lettuce stop smiling? Take away its “ranch” dressing!
19. What do you call lettuce with an attitude? A “sassy-Fras”!
20. What’s a lettuce’s favorite type of music? Romaine and roll!
21. What do you call scared lettuce? A “chicken” Caesar salad!
22. Why was the lettuce blushing? Because it saw the salad getting “dressed”!
23. What’s a lettuce’s favorite dance move? The “lettuce” spin!
24. Why did the lettuce refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting “lettuce” cheated!
25. What did the lettuce say to the carrot? Quit “rooting” for me!
26. Why did the lettuce break up with the cabbage? It found a better “stalk”!
27. What’s a lettuce’s favorite movie? “The Great Gatsby” salad!
28. Why did the lettuce go to the doctor? It had too many “greens”!
29. What’s a lettuce’s favorite sport? “Romaine” wrestling!
30. What did the lettuce say to the celery at the dance? You’re a great “stalk” er!
31. Why did the lettuce go to school? To improve its “lettuce” grade!
32. What do you call sad lettuce? “Tear-able”!
33. Why did the lettuce break up with the broccoli? It was too “stalky”!
34. What’s a lettuce’s favorite way to travel? By “lettuce” leaf!
35. What’s a lettuce’s favorite book genre? “Leaf”-turners!
36. Why did the lettuce go to the art gallery? To see the “food” photography!
37. What do you call fancy lettuce? “Elegant-tune”!
38. Why did the lettuce go to the computer? To turn on the “lettuce” key!
39. What did the lettuce say to the tomato? Stop “ketchup” -ing to me!
40. Why did the lettuce get an award? It had a “head” start!
41. What do you call lettuce with a lot of wisdom? “Sage” lettuce!
42. Why did the lettuce go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sun-kissed”!
43. What did the lettuce say to the spinach? You’re so “green” with envy!
44. Why did the lettuce go to the bank? To “leaf” some money!
45. What’s a lettuce’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Greens”!
46. Why did the lettuce go to the music concert? It wanted to “lettuce” groove!
47. What’s a lettuce’s favorite candy? “Choco-lettuce”!
48. Why did the lettuce start a band? It wanted to be a “leaf” singer!
49. What’s a lettuce’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-lettuce”!
50. Why did the lettuce refuse to play hide and seek? It was too easy to “spot”!
51. What did the lettuce say to the onion? You’re making me cry, stop “peeling”!
52. Why did the lettuce go to the gym? To get a little “lettuce” fit!
53. What’s a lettuce’s favorite fairy tale? “The Princess and the Pea-rance”!
54. Why did the lettuce go to the spa? It wanted to “lettuce” relax!
55. What did the lettuce say to the radish? You’re so “rooted” in your ways!
56. Why did the lettuce get in trouble at school? It was caught “plagiarising” Celery’s notes!
57. What’s a lettuce’s favorite type of movie? “Greens” screen!
58. Why did the lettuce get a job as a gardener? It had great “lettuce” qualifications!
59. What’s a lettuce’s favorite board game? “Chutes and Lettuce”!
60. Why did the lettuce go to the concert alone? It wanted to have a “solo” experience!
61. What’s a lettuce’s favorite outdoor activity? “Lettuce” go for a walk!
62. Why did the lettuce get a promotion? Because it had a lot of “salad” skills!
63. What did the lettuce say to the bread? You’re “crumby”!
64. Why did the lettuce get a new car? It wanted to “lettuce” drive!
65. What’s a lettuce’s favorite type of music? “Rap” berry!
66. Why did the lettuce start a blog? It wanted to “lettuce” shares its thoughts!
67. What did the lettuce say to the tomato on Valentine’s Day? Lettuce “ketchup” soon!
68. Why did the lettuce go to the comedy club? To get its “lettuce” laugh on!
69. What’s a lettuce’s favorite yoga pose? The “leaf” pose!
70. Why did the lettuce get a phone? It wanted to keep in a “lettuce” touch!
Best Lettuce Jokes
Here is our Best Lettuce Jokes Collection.
71. What did the lettuce say to the mushroom? You’re a “fungi” to be around!
72. Why did the lettuce go to the cooking class? It wanted to improve its “lettuce” skills!
73. What’s a lettuce’s favorite party game? “Spin the Bottle” of dressing!
74. Why did the lettuce go to the cinema? To see a “leaf”-blowing film!
75. What did the lettuce say to the cabbage? You’re coleslaw-tally awesome!
76. Why did the lettuce go to the library? To “lettuce” read some books!
77. What’s a lettuce’s favorite accessory? A “lettuce” leaf necklace!
78. Why did the lettuce get a job in construction? It wanted to “lettuce” build something!
79. What did the lettuce say to the cucumber? Stop “pickling” on me!
80. Why did Lettuce start a podcast? It wanted to “lettuce” talk about its interests!
Final Thoughts about Lettuce Jokes
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