80 Funny Library Jokes
Here are 80 Funny Library Jokes and the Best Library Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Library Puns
Here are 80 collections of Funny Library Jokes.
1. Why did the librarian go to therapy? She had too many issues to handle.
2. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had too many paper cuts.
3. What did one book say to another? “I just can’t put you down!”
4. What do you call a book that’s never returned to the library? A page-turner.
5. Why did the librarian get kicked out of the party? She couldn’t find the right “volume” of fun.
6. Why did the librarian slip and fall? She lost her balance of knowledge.
7. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in the library book.
8. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
9. What do you call a ghost in a library? A “book”!
10. Why don’t librarians ever get in trouble? They always follow the book of rules.
11. Why did the book go to the gym? To get a better cover.
12. Why do librarians make great detectives? They always know the shelf-life of a mystery.
13. What’s a librarian’s favorite dessert? Quiet pie.
14. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? Because she heard the books had too many stories.
15. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “book beat.”
16. Why did the librarian bring a flashlight to the library? Because she wanted to read between the lines.
17. How do you make a library float? Add two scoops of ice cream and a good book.
18. Why did the book get in trouble? It got caught in a bind.
19. Why did the librarian start a gardening club? She wanted to “cultivate” more readers.
20. What did the librarian say to the noisy patrons? “Shhh-ush you guys!”
21. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
22. What’s a librarian’s favorite sport? Shelf ball.
23. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? Because she heard the books were high in knowledge.
24. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” at the library!
25. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
26. Why did the librarian break up with the dictionary? There were too many definitions in the relationship.
27. How do you catch a squirrel in the library? Climb a shelf and act like a nut!
28. Why did the book take a vacation? It needed to unwind.
29. What do you call a book that’s been chewed on by a dog? “Ruff” reading.
30. Why did the librarian get locked out? She forgot the key plot.
31. Why was the book always tired? Because it had too many “page” turns.
32. Why did the librarian go broke? Too many fines to pay!
33. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? She heard the stories were getting taller.
34. What’s a librarian’s favorite dance move? The “Index Shuffle.”
35. Why was the library always calm? It had a great “atmosphere.”
36. Why did the librarian become a gardener? She wanted to read “rooted” stories.
37. How do librarians stay cool in the summer? They stay in the “shade” of the bookshelves.
38. Why did the librarian get a boat? She wanted to navigate the “sea” of knowledge.
39. What did the librarian say to the computer? “You’ve got some great ‘bytes’ of information!”
40. Why did the librarian take a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
41. What do librarians do on weekends? They “check out” of the library.
42. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? She wanted to reach new heights of knowledge.
43. What’s a librarian’s favorite game? Checkers, because they’re great at keeping things in order.
44. Why did the librarian become a chef? She wanted to “cook up” some good reads.
45. What’s a librarian’s favorite exercise? Book-exciting.
46. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many emotional chapters.
47. What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless.
48. Why did the librarian become a pilot? She wanted to explore new “book” heights.
49. What do you call a librarian who loves to sing? A “library soloist.”
50. Why did the book get detention? It couldn’t stop talking back.
51. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of sandwich? One that’s well “book-ended.”
52. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a case of spine tingles.
53. What do you call a group of musical books? A “band” of readers.
54. Why did the librarian go on a diet? She wanted to lose some “weighty” issues.
55. What do you call a librarian who’s also an actor? A “book performer.”
56. Why did the book start a new job? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
57. What do you call a librarian’s favorite sport? Basketball.
58. Why did the librarian become an astronaut? She wanted to explore the “space” of knowledge.
59. What’s a librarian’s favorite place in the house? The reading “corner.”
60. Why did the book go to the beach? It wanted to get a good “sand” ing.
61. What do you call a librarian who loves astronomy? A “book star.”
62. Why did the book start doing yoga? It wanted to find its inner “peace” of literature.
63. What do you call a book that’s always happy? A “storybook” ending.
64. Why did the librarian become a coach? She wanted to help people “navigate” through knowledge.
65. What do you call a librarian’s favorite painting? A “masterpiece” of literature.
66. Why did the book go to school? It wanted to improve its “binding” skills.
67. What do you call a librarian who’s a good detective? A “book sleuth.”
68. Why did the librarian become a painter? She wanted to add more “color” to her shelves.
69. What do you call a librarian who’s a stand-up comedian? A “book of jokes.”
70. Why did the book get a passport? It wanted to explore different “covers” of the world.
Best Library jokes
Here are the Best Library jokes.
71. What do you call a librarian who’s also a magician? A “book wizard.”
72. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “spine” strength.
73. What do you call a librarian who’s always dancing? A “book boogie.”
74. Why did the book start a garden? It wanted to experience “chapter growth.”
75. What do you call a librarian who’s always on time? A “bookkeeper.”
76. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved “plots.”
77. What do you call a librarian’s favorite dessert? “Book-lava” cake.
78. Why did the book go to the dentist? It had a “binding” ache.
79. What do you call a librarian who’s also a musician? A “book note.”
80. Why did the book get a job as a chef? It wanted to “cook up” some good stories.
Final Thoughts about Library Jokes
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