100 Funny Lion Jokes
Here are 100 Lion Jokes and the Best Lion Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Lion Puns
Here are 100 Funny Lion Jokes for you:
1. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
2. What do you call a lion who can predict the future? Clairvoyant!
3. How do lions like to communicate? Roaringly, of course!
4. Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can catch it!
5. What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman? Frostbite!
6. What’s a lion’s favorite pasta dish? Roar-Fanelli!
7. Why are lions so good at playing cards? They’re experts at holding a full “mane”!
8. What’s a lion’s favorite type of music? Anything with a “roar”!
9. How do you count lions? With a lion-tamer, of course!
10. Why did the lion always lose at hide-and-seek? Because he was always spotted!
11. What do you call a lion who loves to dance? A “tango-lion”!
12. Why did the lion wear a crown? Because he was the king of the jungle!
13. What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot? A “Polly-roar”!
14. Why did the lion cross the road? To get to the “roar-side”!
15. What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A “dandy-lion”!
16. How do you stop a lion from charging? Take away its credit card!
17. Why was the lion so good at karate? He had the heart of a “roar-ior”!
18. What’s a lion’s favorite TV show? “Mane Attraction”!
19. Why don’t lions like fast food restaurants? Because they can’t catch the drive-thru!
20. What do you call a lion with a GPS? Lost!
21. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker’s lunch? It was a “roaring” success!
22. How does a lion like his meat cooked? Well-“grilled”!
23. What do you get when you cross a lion with a zebra? A visit from the ethics committee!
24. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker’s shoes? Because they were delicious “soles”!
25. How do lions stay in shape? They do “roar-robics”!
26. Why did the lion break up with his lioness girlfriend? She was too “mane”-stream for him!
27. What’s a lion’s favorite dessert? Roar-y ice cream!
28. Why don’t lions mind the rain? Because they have pride in themselves!
29. What do you call a lion with a bad temper? Out-rage-ous!
30. How do you catch a lion? Just act like a zebra and wait!
31. Why did the lion go to school? To improve his “roar”-arithmetic!
32. What’s a lion’s favorite toy? Anything that’s “roar”-some!
33. Why did the lion join the gymnastics team? To perfect his “roar”-time!
34. What do you call a lion who can’t roar? A purr-sian cat!
35. How do you invite a lion to a party? You “roar” him in!
36. Why do the Lions make terrible poker players? They can’t help showing their “teeth”!
37. What’s a lion’s favorite subject in school? “Roar”-culture!
38. Why did the lion become an actor? He wanted to be a “roaring” success!
39. What do you get when you cross a lion with a hyena? An animal that laughs and roars!
40. How do lions take photos? With their “pride” and joy!
41. Why was the lion so bad at math? He was always trying to solve problems with “lion”-or equations!
42. What’s a lion’s favorite game console? The “roar”-station!
43. How do you make a lion’s mane look good? You give it a “roaring” brush!
44. Why did the lion start a band? He wanted to play some “roar” -ing music!
45. What’s a lion’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Roaring”!
46. Why do lions never tell secrets? Because they’re afraid the whole jungle will hear them “roar”!
47. How do you make a lion feel special? Compliment its “roar-some” personality!
48. What did the lion say to the comedian? You’re “roar”-seriously funny!
49. Why did the lion break up with his lioness girlfriend? He thought she was too “clingy-on”!
50. What do you get when you cross a lion with a tortoise? A slow and steady “roar”!
51. How do you know if a lion is feeling sick? He’ll have a “roar” throat!
52. What’s a lion’s favorite superhero? “Roar”-man!
53. Why don’t lions ever tell lies? Because they’re afraid their “roar”-tum will be upset!
54. How do lions stay cool in the summer? They use their “roar” conditioning!
55. What did the lion say to his son before he went to school? “Pride yourself on a good education!”
56. Why do the Lions always win at video games? They have great “roar” hand-eye coordination!
57. What do you get when you cross a lion with a gazelle? The lion gets a tasty meal!
58. How do you measure a lion’s tail? In “roar”-meters!
59. Why did the lion sit on the computer? He wanted to surf the “roar”-web!
60. What’s a lion’s favorite breakfast cereal? “Roar-io’s”!
61. Why did the Lion start a YouTube channel? He wanted to show off his “roar” talent!
62. How do you cheer up a sad lion? Tell him a “roar” -ing joke!
63. What’s a lion’s favorite sport? “Roar” -ing!
64. Why did the lion bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the “roar”-rocks!
65. How do you know if a lion has been using your computer? The mouse will have bite marks!
66. What’s a lion’s favorite type of cookie? “Roar” oatmeal!
67. Why don’t Lions ever invest in the stock market? They prefer a more stable “roar”-folio!
68. What do you call a lion who’s a famous singer? A “roar” -ing sensation!
69. Why did the lion become a teacher? He wanted to share his “roar”-some knowledge!
70. How do you throw a surprise party for a lion? You don’t, because they always hear you “roar” -ing!
71. What did the lion say when his friend was being silly? “You’re acting a bit “roar”-ridiculous!”
72. Why was the lion always late to work? He had a “roar” -ing case of the Mondays!
73. What do you call a lion who can solve puzzles? A “roar”-doku master!
74. How do you make a lion feel fancy? You give him a “roar”-bow tie!
75. Why did the lion go to art school? He wanted to “roar”-named his skills!
76. What’s a lion’s favorite place to go shopping? The “roar”-cade!
77. How do you stop a lion from charging? Take away its credit “roar”-d!
78. Why did the lion join the circus? He wanted to be a “roar” -ing performer!
79. What’s a lion’s favorite type of movie? Anything with “roar”-some special effects!
80. How do lions make phone calls? With their “roar” -ing mobiles!
81. Why did the lion start a bakery? He wanted to make “roar”-some bread!
82. What’s a lion’s favorite type of joke? A “roar”-tickler!
83. How do you make a lion laugh? Tell him a “roar”-various stories!
84. What do you get when you cross a lion with a skunk? A “smelly-roar”!
85. Why don’t lions ever get lost? They have a great “roar” -a sense of direction!
86. How do you know if a lion is in a bad mood? He’ll be giving “roar”-some glares!
87. What’s a lion’s favorite fruit? A “roar”-range!
88. Why did the lion refuse to play hide-and-seek? He was too “roar” -ful to find!
89. What did the lion say to the dentist? “I’ll try not to “roar” during the check-up!”
Best Lion jokes
Here are some Best Lion Jokes.
90. How do lions like to pay for things? With their “roar”-your credit card!
91. Why did the lion become a detective? He had a “roar”-some sense of investigation!
92. What’s a lion’s favorite game to play with friends? “Roar” and seek!
93. How do you invite a lion to a party? With a “roar” -ing invitation!
94. Why did the lion refuse to play cards with the other animals? He was afraid of a “roar” -ing flush!
95. What’s a lion’s favorite type of comedy? “Roar”-tickling jokes!
96. How do you make a lioness smile? You tickle her “roar” -ing funny bone!
97. What do you call a lion who loves to gamble? A “roar” -ing risk-taker!
98. Why did the lioness always carry a pen? She liked to “roar” -ite her thoughts!
99. What do you call a lion with a sore throat? A “hoar”-se lion!
100. How do you know if a lion is good at math? He’ll always have a “roar”-cults calculator!
Final thoughts about Lion Puns
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