Here are 50 Funny Magic Jokes and the Best Magic Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 50 collections of Funny Magic Jokes.
1. Why did the magician get locked out of his house? Because he forgot his abra-key-dabra!
2. I used to be a magician, but I lost interest.
3. What did the magician say when he pulled a rabbit out of his hat? “Hare-raising, isn’t it?”
4. Why did the wizard become a gardener? Because he had a green thumb!
5. Did you hear about the magician who turned his cat into a dog? Now he’s a perfect illusionist!
6. Why did the magician refuse to play cards with the jungle animals? Because he was afraid of cheetahs!
7. How did the magician get out of speeding tickets? He had a few “tricks” up his sleeve!
8. What do you call a sorcerer who’s always on time? A wizard!
9. Why did the wizard bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
10. How do magicians stay cool in the summer? They use their “fan”-tastic powers!
11. What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian.
12. Why did the illusionist go broke? His expenses were disappearing faster than his tricks!
13. What’s a magician’s favorite instrument? The magic flute!
14. How does a magician fish? He uses a “magic” net!
15. Why did the magician get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded dough!
16. What do you call a magician’s dog? A labracadabrador!
17. Why was the magician bad at baseball? He couldn’t find the right “pitch”!
18. Why did the magician take his rabbit to the gym? To work on his “hocus pocus”!
19. What’s a magician’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
20. Why did the magician get a day job? He couldn’t make ends meet with just tricks!
21. How do you make a magician stop smiling? Steal his wand!
22. What do you call a wizard’s smartphone? A cellphone!
23. Why did the magician become a chef? He wanted to add a dash of magic to every dish!
24. How do you organize a space-themed magic show? You plan-et!
25. Why was the magician bad at gardening? He couldn’t make things “grow” in his favor!
26. What’s a magician’s favorite candy? Lifesavers – they have a “ring” to them!
27. How do magicians travel in style? By broomstick class!
28. What did the magician say at the séance? “Anybody here? Knock once for yes and twice for no!”
29. Why was the magician so good at math? He had a “magic” calculator!
30. How do you make a magician laugh? Tell them a joke trick!
31. What do you get when you cross a magician with a computer? A lot of trickery!
32. Why don’t magicians like to tell secrets? They fear it might be a spell leak!
33. What did the magician do when he got cold? He closed the window!
34. Why did the wizard become a musician? He wanted to cast some musical spells!
35. How does a magician stay organized? With spell checklists!
36. Why did the magician’s show get canceled? He lost his sense of “illusion”!
37. What do you call a magician’s assistant? An enchanting partner!
38. Why did the magician go to therapy? He had too many unresolved “trick” issues!
39. How did the magician fix his broken wand? With “abracaduct tape”!
40. Why did the magician go to school? To improve his spelling!
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41. What do you call a magical snowman? Prostitute!
42. Why did the magician become a taxi driver? He could always “pull up” a ride!
43. What’s a magician’s favorite exercise? The disappearing act!
44. Why did the magician become a gardener? He had a natural talent for “flower” arrangements!
45. What do you call a magician’s cat? Purrcabra!
46. Why did the wizard become a poet? He wanted to spell-bind with words!
47. How did the magician feel after a long day? Tired, but spell-ecstatic!
48. What’s a magician’s favorite place in New York? Times Square – it’s full of “sleight”!
49. Why did the magician go to space? He wanted to find the ultimate “close-up” planet!
50. Why did the wizard start a bakery? He wanted to make “spell-binding” pastries!
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