# 50 Funny Math Jokes

Here are 50 **Funny Math Jokes** and the Best** Math ****Puns** for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of **Math ****Fall**** ****Jokes**. Find your favorite puns about **Math**** **and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

**Math Jokes**

Here are 50** jokes about Math.**

**1.** Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

**2.** Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

**3.** I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

**4.** Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told them not to use tables.

**5.** Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

**6.** What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in New York? Times Square.

**7.** Why did the student put his math book in the freezer? He wanted to solve some “cool” problems.

**8.** Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight (ate), nine!

**9.** Why did the student eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

**10.** How does a mathematician plow fields? With a protractor.

**11.** Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they are already eight (ate)!

**12.** Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? They heard the course was about trigonometry.

**13.** How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!

**14.** Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.

**15.** I’m friends with all the numbers. I even give them my digits.

**16.** Why was the math book sad after summer break? It forgot all the problems it had.

**17.** Why was the math book so polite? It had too many square roots.

**18.** Why do mathematicians never argue? They make valid points.

**19.** Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To catch some sine and cosine waves.

**20.** Why did the student do multiplication problems at the beach? They wanted to improve their tangents.

**21.** Why was the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? It couldn’t make its point.

**22.** Why was the math book happy? Because it had too many solutions.

**23.** What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”

**24.** How do you make seven an even number? Take the “s” out!

**25.** How do you stay warm in a cold room? Go to the corner; it’s always 90 degrees!

**26.** How do you make time fly? Throw a clock out of the window.

**27.** What do you call friends who love math? Algebras!

**28.** Why did the student do calculus under a tree? They wanted to find natural logs.

**29.** What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re so pointless!”

**30.** Why did the math book look sad at the party? It couldn’t find its function.

**31.** Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural logarithms.

**32.** Why was the number six afraid of the number seven? Because 7 8 (ate) 9!

**33.** Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? They heard it was a high-level course.

**34.** Why did the student use a calendar for math homework? They needed to use dates.

**35.** Why was the math book sad about the graph? It felt underrepresented.

**36.** Why did the statistician get in trouble? They couldn’t find their mode of transportation.

**37.** Why was the geometry book so chatty? It loved to talk about its angles.

**38.** How do you make one vanish? Add a “g” and it’s gone!

**39.** Why did the student use a mirror for math problems? They wanted to reflect on the solutions.

**40.** Why did the math book always want to party? It loved to get down with its problems.

**Best Math Puns**

Here are some **Best Math Puns.**

**41.** What did the zero say to the number eight? Nice belt!

**42.** How do you stay warm in any room? Just stand in the corner; it’s always 90 degrees!

**43.** Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

**44.** What did one math book say to the other math book? I’ve got problems.

**45.** Why do mathematicians love the beach? Because of the sine and cosine waves.

**46.** What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.

**47.** Why was the math test surprising? It wasn’t prepared for all the square roots.

**48.** Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.

**49.** Why did the student eat the math book? Because the teacher told them it had too many problems.

**50.** Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? They heard the course was about high-level equations.

**Final Thoughts about Math Jokes**

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