100 Funny Monday Jokes

Here are 100 Monday Jokes and the Best Monday Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Monday Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Monday and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.

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Here are 100 funny Monday Jokes for you:

1. Why was the math book sad on Monday? It had too many problems.

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

3. What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments on a Monday? An orca-stra.

4. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why did the bicycle fall over on Monday? It was two-tired.

6. What do you call a cat that loves Mondays? A Monday enthusiast.

7. What do you call a bear with no teeth on a Monday? A gummy bear.

8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Monday? In case he got a hole-in-one.

9. How do you make a tissue dance on a Monday? You put a little boogie in it.

10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Monday? An abdominal snowman.

11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Mondays? Because they make up everything.

12. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit on Monday? A blood orange.

13. Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the salad dressing on Monday? Because it couldn’t ketchup.

14. How does a penguin build its house on Monday? Igloos it together.

15. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field of work.

16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks on Monday? A labracadabrador.

17. How do you organize a space party on Monday? You “planet.”

18. Why don’t skeletons fight on Mondays? They don’t have the guts.

19. What do you call a fish that wears a crown on Monday? King Neptune.

20. What do you call a cow with no legs on a Monday? Ground beef.

21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Mondays? Because they make up everything!

22. How do you catch a squirrel on a Monday? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

23. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

24. What’s green and sings on Monday? Elvis Parsley.

25. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill on Monday? It ran out of juice.

26. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite day of the week? Monday, of course! It’s “ra-ra” day.

27. Why was the math book sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems.

28. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

29. Why did the computer go to art school on Monday? It wanted to learn how to draw.

30. How do you make a tissue dance on Monday? Put a little boogie in it.

31. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? It saw the salad dressing.

32. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Monday? Because he had nobody to go with him.

33. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Monday? A thesaurus.

34. How does a scientist freshen their breath on Monday? With experi-mints.

35. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Monday? An abdominal snowman.

36. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

37. How does a tree get on the internet on Monday? It logs in.

38. Why was the belt arrested on Monday? It was holding up a pair of pants.

39. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

40. How do you catch a squirrel on Monday? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

41. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

42. What’s green and sings on Monday? Elvis Parsley.

43. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill on Monday? It ran out of juice.

44. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite day of the week? Monday, of course! It’s “ra-ra” day.

45. Why was the math book sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems.

46. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

47. Why did the computer go to art school on Monday? It wanted to learn how to draw.

48. How do you make a tissue dance on Monday? Put a little boogie in it.

49. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? It saw the salad dressing.

50. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Monday? Because he had nobody to go with him.

51. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Monday? A thesaurus.

52. How does a scientist freshen their breath on Monday? With experi-mints.

53. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Monday? An abdominal snowman.

54. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

55. How does a tree get on the internet on Monday? It logs in.

56. Why was the belt arrested on Monday? It was holding up a pair of pants.

57. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

58. How do you catch a squirrel on Monday? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

59. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

60. What’s green and sings on Monday? Elvis Parsley.

61. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill on Monday? It ran out of juice.

62. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite day of the week? Monday, of course! It’s “ra-ra” day.

63. Why was the math book sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems.

64. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

65. Why did the computer go to art school on Monday? It wanted to learn how to draw.

66. How do you make a tissue dance on Monday? Put a little boogie in it.

67. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? It saw the salad dressing.

68. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Monday? Because he had nobody to go with him.

69. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Monday? A thesaurus.

70. How does a scientist freshen their breath on Monday? With experi-mints.

71. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Monday? An abdominal snowman.

72. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

73. How does a tree get on the internet on Monday? It logs in.

74. Why was the belt arrested on Monday? It was holding up a pair of pants.

75. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

76. How do you catch a squirrel on Monday? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

77. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

78. What’s green and sings on Monday? Elvis Parsley.

79. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill on Monday? It ran out of juice.

80. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite day of the week? Monday, of course! It’s “ra-ra” day.

81. Why was the math book sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems.

82. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

83. Why did the computer go to art school on Monday? It wanted to learn how to draw.

84. How do you make a tissue dance on Monday? Put a little boogie in it.

85. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? It saw the salad dressing.

86. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Monday? Because he had nobody to go with him.

87. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Monday? A thesaurus.

88. How does a scientist freshen their breath on Monday? With experi-mints.

89. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Monday? An abdominal snowman.

90. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Best Monday jokes

Here are some Best Monday Jokes.

91. How does a tree get on the internet on Monday? It logs in.

92. Why was the belt arrested on Monday? It was holding up a pair of pants.

93. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

94. How do you catch a squirrel on Monday? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

95. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Monday? Because he was outstanding in his field.

96. What’s green and sings on Monday? Elvis Parsley.

97. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill on Monday? It ran out of juice.

98. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite day of the week? Monday, of course! It’s “ra-ra” day.

99. Why was the math book sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems.

100. What did one wall say to the other on Monday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your Wednesday!

Final thoughts about Monday Jokes

I hope you are laughing after reading these Monday Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Day Jokes.

You can also explore the other funny jokes about days below links:

• Funny Sunday Jokes
• Funny Saturday Jokes
• Funny Tuesday Jokes
• Wednesday Jokes
• Thursday Jokes
• Friday Jokes