Monkey Jokes

100 Funny Monkey Jokes

Here are 100 Monkey Jokes and the Best Monkey Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Monkey Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Monkey and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.

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Here are 100 Jokes About Monkey for you:

1. Why don’t monkeys use smartphones? They already have all the apps they need in the jungle!

2. How does a monkey make toast? It puts the bread under the gorilla!

3. What’s a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!

4. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!

5. What’s a monkey’s favorite dance move? The ape-hop!

6. Why did the monkey like the banana’s jokes? They were so a-peeling!

7. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!

8. Why did the monkey like the banana more than the apple? Because it had a peel!

9. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of tree? A “palm” tree!

10. What do you call a monkey that flies? A hot air baboon!

11. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! (Monkey-related because they’re both arboreal animals)

12. Why did the monkey like the banana? It wasn’t a bunch of peeling lies!

13. How do monkeys get down the mountain? They use their baboon slopes!

14. What do you get when you cross a monkey with a parrot? A creature that talks bananas!

15. Why did the monkey take a nap? It was tired of monkeying around!

16. What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

17. How do monkeys get around the jungle? They swing on grapevines and go bananas!

18. What do you call a monkey that loves ice cream? A sundae chimp!

19. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar? I heard the drinks were in the house!

20. What do you call a monkey that likes to run around the garden? A plantain runner!

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21. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboon!

22. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a skunk? A smell that can peel paint off walls!

23. What did the monkey say when it caught its tail in the revolving door? It wouldn’t be long now!

24. How do monkeys get their exercise? They swing by the branch and do gorilla-ups!

25. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each nostril? Anything you want because it can’t smell you!

26. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to climb the social ladder!

27. What did the monkey say to the banana? “You’re appealing to me!”

28. How do you stop a monkey from throwing a banana? Take the banana away!

29. What do you call a monkey that loves rock and roll? A Bonobo Jovi!

30. Why did the monkey like the banana’s blog? It had a lot of a-peel!

31. How do monkeys make long-distance calls? By monkeying around with the telephone wires!

32. What do you call a monkey in a minefield with a banana? A baby boom!

33. What did the monkey say when it caught a cold? “Ooo ooo achoo!” 39Here are more jokes about monkeys:

34. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the art gallery? It wanted to hang around with the masterpieces!

35. What do you call a monkey that loves to bowl? A pins-her!

36. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!

37. Why did the monkey bring a flashlight to bed? In case it had a nightmare and wanted to scare away the dark!

38. What’s a monkey’s favorite vegetable? Banana-na!

39. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A primate mover!

40. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the zoo? I wanted to visit the top banana!

41. How do monkeys get their hair done? They use gorilla glue!

42. What did the monkey say to the lion at the zoo? “You’re the main attraction!”

43. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Jungle boogie!

44. Why did the monkey like the computer? It had a lot of bytes!

45. What do you call a monkey magician? Hocus pocus simian!

46. How do monkeys unlock their doors? They use their banana keys!

47. Why did the monkey go to school? To improve its attitude!

48. What’s a monkey’s favorite game? Swinging in the branches and “ape” ing around!

49. How do monkeys make coffee? They use an ape-press machine!

50. What do you call a monkey with a banana in its ear and a cherry in its nostril? Anything you want because it’s not going to hear or smell you!

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51. Why did the monkey bring a mirror to the jungle? It wanted to see a reflection of its bananas!

52. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? Banana split!

53. Why did the monkey like the rock band? It had a great ape peal!

54. What do you call a monkey with a banana on its head? A hair-raising sight!

55. How did the monkey fix its computer? It is called the “ape” desk support!

56. What do you call a monkey that loves to play basketball? Slam-dunk-y!

57. Why don’t monkeys ever use cell phones? They prefer to have face-to-face conversations in the trees!

58. What did the monkey say to the banana? “I find you a-peeling!”

59. How do monkeys make toast? They put it under a gorilla’s arm!

60. What do you call a monkey that likes to tell jokes? A comedian-chimpanzee!

61. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to climb the coconut trees!

62. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and banana!

63. How do monkeys get around the city? They swing on power lines instead of using public transportation!

64. Why did the monkey go to school? It wanted to become a “primate” scholar!

65. What do you call a monkey that loves to take pictures? A selfie-ape!

66. How do monkeys make long-distance calls? They use the jungle telegraph!

67. What did one monkey say to the other when they found a banana peel on the ground? “I guess someone beat us to it!”

68. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the library? It wanted to reach the highest shelves to find banana-themed books!

69. What do you call a monkey that becomes a detective? An “ape”-sleuth!

70. How do monkeys celebrate birthdays? They go bananas!

71. What’s a monkey’s favorite drink? Banana smoothies!

72. Why did the monkey go to space? It wanted to visit the “ape” Ollo 11!

73. What do you call a monkey that loves to play cards? A chimp-ion poker player!

74. Why did the monkey always carry a pencil and paper? It liked to sketch the other animals in the jungle!

75. How do monkeys communicate with each other? They use their sign language called “ape-sign”!

76. What do you call a monkey that loves to play the piano? A maestro-monkey!

77. What did the monkey say to the elephant at the circus? “It looks like you’ve got a lot of trunk full!”

78. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the swimming pool? It wanted to dive from the highest branch!

79. What do you call a monkey that loves to gamble? A chimp-ion at the poker table!

80. How do monkeys stay in shape? They do a lot of tree-topics!

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81. Why did the monkey bring a parachute to the party? It wanted to make a grand entrance by swinging from the chandelier!

82. What do you call a monkey that likes to bowl strikes? A pin-palm bowler!

83. How do monkeys clean their clothes? They use ape-riot detergent!

84. What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school? Banana-nomics!

85. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the theater? I wanted to see the top banana perform on stage!

86. What do you call a monkey that likes to take naps? A snooze-imp!

87. How do monkeys appreciate music? They go bananas for catchy tunes!

88. What did the monkey say when it won the lottery? “I’m going bananas with excitement!”

89. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the restaurant? It heard the soup was on the house!

90. What’s a monkey’s favorite game on a smartphone? Fruit Ninja!

91. How do monkeys communicate when they’re far apart? They use jungle telegrams!

92. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bakery? It wanted to climb up and get a better look at the banana cream pies!

93. What do you call a monkey that loves to fish? A reel-istic primate!

94. How do monkeys like to travel? They go on a-banana-done road trips!

95. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted to get a “tree” -a tremendous view of the band!

97. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Swing!

98. What did the monkey say to the lion? “You’re roaringly funny!”

99. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the gym? It wanted to reach new heights in its fitness routine!

100. How do monkeys get their hair done? They go to the barbershop!

I hope these monkey jokes brought a smile to your face!

Best Monkey Jokes

Here are a few Best Monkey Jokes for you:

1. What do you call a monkey that loves to tell stories? A tale-entertainer!

2. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted to be a part of the “ape-please”!

3. What’s a monkey’s favorite game at the arcade? Donkey Kong!

4. How do monkeys like to greet each other? With a banana shake!

5. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling “a-peeling!

6. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance in the rain? A puddle-jumper!

7. How do monkeys cool down on a hot day? They have ice cream “chim-pers”!

8. What did the monkey say to the banana that didn’t want to be eaten? “Don’t split on me now!”

9. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the marathon? It wanted to climb the leaderboard!

10. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Reggae!

11. How do monkeys clean their computers? They use banana Q-tips!

12. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted to climb to the top of the charts!

13. What do you call a monkey that loves to ride bikes? A wheelie cool primate!

14. How do monkeys enjoy their favorite movies? They have a “gorilla” movie night!

15. What did the monkey say when it saw an elephant in a tree? “What are you doing up there? You’re out of your element!”

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16. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the game? It wanted to climb to new “heights” of victory!

17. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of bread? Banana bread!

18. What do you call a monkey that loves to play hide and seek? Chim-PAN-zee!

19. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the fashion show? It wanted to climb the “apex” of style!

20. How do monkeys get their exercise in the winter? They have snowball fights in the jungle!

21. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert at Thanksgiving? Banana cream pie!

22. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted to get a “hanging” ovation!

23. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance ballet? A primate ballerina!

24. How do monkeys get around town? They swing by the branches and go bananas for public transit!

25. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the movie theater? It wanted to get a better view of the silver screen!

26. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music to dance to? Jungle beats!

27. How do monkeys make phone calls? They use the “ape-p” on their smartphones!

28. What did the monkey say when it found out it was allergic to peanuts? “Well, that’s nuts!”

29. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the cooking class? It wanted to climb to new culinary heights!

30. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of car? A banana convertible!

31. How do monkeys stay organized? They use a banana planner!

32. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the wedding? It wanted to catch the bouquet from the treetops!

33. What do you call a monkey that loves to tell jokes on stage? A stand-up simian!

34. How do monkeys relax after a long day? They swing in hammocks and enjoy some coconut water!

35. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the art museum? I wanted to get a closer look at the banana-themed paintings!

36. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of sandwich? A PB&J (Peanut Butter and Jungle!) sandwich!

37. How do monkeys like to greet each other? With a big “hi-ape”!

Final thoughts about Monkey Jokes

I hope after reading all of Monkey Jokes, you will start laughing. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Animal Jokes

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