Mother's Day Jokes

50 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes and the Best Mother’s Day Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Mother’s Day Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Mother’s Day and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Mother’s Day.

1. Why did the computer take its mom to Mother’s Day brunch? Because it couldn’t function without her!

2. Why did the mother broom ask for a day off on Mother’s Day? She needed to sweep the floor with her kids.

3. Why did the tomato turn red on Mother’s Day? It saw the salad dressing!

4. What did the digital clock say to its mom? “Look, no hands!” (Digits)

5. Why did the mother cookie feel guilty? She stole a little dough from her kids.

6. Why did the scarecrow’s mom win an award? She was outstanding in her field!

7. What do you call a mother cow who just gave birth? Decaffeinated!

8. Why did the mother’s bread go to therapy? It had too many loaves issues!

9. Why did the mother hen sit on the TV? She wanted to watch her chicks!

10. What do you call a mom who can’t draw? Tracey!

11. Why did the mother tomato turn into the baby tomato? Because it wanted to catch up!

12. Why did the mother worm give her son a mat for his birthday? He wanted to crawl before he could walk.

13. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!” (Corner = Coroners)

14. Why did the mother broom warn her kids? She said they’d be swept away by bad influences!

15. What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? “It’s time to clean up your act!”

Mother's Day Jokes

16. Why did the mother spider get a tablet for Mother’s Day? She wanted to keep track of her web activities!

17. Why did the mother tomato get angry at the baby tomato? It was trying to ketchup!

18. What did the mama tomato say to the papa tomato? “Catch up with our kid – they’re ahead of you!”

19. Why did the mother volcano give her kid money? Because she knew it was about to blow its top!

20. Why did the mother vegetable go to therapy? She had too many emotional roots.

21. Why did the mother snail tell her kids to be patient? Because they would eventually get there… slowly.

22. What did the mother rope say to the baby rope? “Don’t be knotty!”

23. Why did the mother tomato turn around and go back? Because it saw its kids in a stew!

24. What did the mother cat say to her kittens? “You’re perfect just the way you are!”

25. Why did the mother cow want to become an artist? She had a lot of moos for creativity!

26. What’s a skeleton’s favorite thing about its mom? Her support – she’s got its back!

27. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mom was in a jam!

28. What did the mother chimney say to her kid? “You’re growing up so fast – you’re venturing into the world!”

29. Why did the mother tomato reprimand her son? He was being too saucy!

30. What did the mommy broom say to the daddy broom? “It’s time to sweep the family off their feet!”

Mother's Day Jokes

31. Why did the mother worm buy her son a computer? Because she wanted him to learn about social networking!

32. What did the mother’s calculator say to her child? “You can always count on me!”

33. Why did the mother pencil get mad at her kid? Because he couldn’t draw a proper line of respect!

34. What did the mother bee say to her kids? “Bee-have yourselves and bee-come productive members of the hive!”

35. Why did the mother tell her kids to stay in school? She wanted them to become intelligent insects!

36. What did the mama tomato say to the slacking baby tomato? “Ketchup!”

37. Why did the mother’s cupcake worry about her child? He was hanging out with a bunch of bad crumbs!

38. What did the mother belt say to her child? “You hold everything together!”

39. Why did the mother computer feel proud? Her child was well-connected!

40. What did the mother’s light bulb say to her child? “I’m delighted to see you shine!”

Best Mother’s Day Puns

Here are some Best Mother’s Day Puns.

41. Why did the mother mountain climber scold her kid? He had hit rock bottom with his behavior!

42. What did the mother bee say to her teenager? “Don’t drone on about your problems!”

43. Why did the mother clock get stressed out? She didn’t have enough time for herself!

44. What did the mother chicken say when her chick was misbehaving? “You’ve got to be looking!”

45. Why did the mother kangaroo get an award? She was good at hopping to conclusions!

Mother's Day Jokes

46. What did the mother’s glove say to her child? “You fit me perfectly!”

47. Why did the mother’s telephone get emotional? She heard her son was going to be hung up on!

48. What did the mother spoon say to the baby spoon? “Don’t stir up trouble!”

49. Why did the mother crab feel frustrated? Her children were always so shellfish!

50. What did the mother flower say to her kids? “Bloom where you’re planted, my darlings!”

Final Thoughts about Mother’s Day Jokes

I hope these Mother’s Day  jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Funny Jokes

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