100 Funny November Jokes
Here are 100 November Jokes and the Best November Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of November Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about November and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
November Puns
Here are our Top Funny November Jokes.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What did the tree say to the autumn leaf in November? I’m falling for you!
3. Why did the calendar refuse to go to the gym in November? I was tired of all the months of running away!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument in November? The drumstick!
5. Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian in November? Because he knew how to deliver great one-liners!
6. How do you know it’s November? The Christmas decorations are already up in the stores!
7. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet in November? It wanted to become a squash!
8. Why did the ghost go on a diet in November? To keep from becoming a goblin!
9. What do you call a turkey on the day after Halloween? A gobblin’!
10. What’s the favorite dance of scarecrows in November? The Straw-p!
11. What’s the turkey’s favorite song in November? “All About That Baste!”
12. Why was the math book sad in November? It had too many “problems”!
13. Why do ghosts love November? It’s the only month they can go out without scaring anyone!
14. What’s a scarecrow’s least favorite month? August, because that’s when all the crows come to town!
15. What did the November calendar say to the October calendar? “See you next month!”
16. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o’-lantern? He wanted to squash it!
17. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
18. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
19. Why did the turkey cross the road in November? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
20. What do you call a cold scarecrow in November? A frozen flake!
21. Why did the turkey join a band in November? He had the drumsticks!
22. How do you fix a broken November? You “Fall” back and wait for December!
23. Why was the scarecrow so good at sports in November? He was outstanding in the “field”!
24. What did the November turkey say to the farmer? “Quack, quack, quack!”
25. Why did the turkey get a ticket in November? It was caught speeding in the “fast lane”!
26. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite ride in November? The roller-“ghost” coaster!
27. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the party in November? It was invited to be the “life of the pie”!
28. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music in November? Strawgrass!
29. What do you call a funny November calendar? A “Jovember”!
30. Why did the turkey become a detective in November? It was great at “gobbling” up clues!
31. How do you send a scarecrow in November? By “crop” mail!
32. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport in November? Squash!
33. Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend in November? She didn’t like his “corny” jokes!
34. What’s the November turkey’s favorite game? Pin the “stuffing” on the scarecrow!
35. How do scarecrows communicate in November? With “scare letters”!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite November movie? “Gone with the Wind”!
37. Why did the November calendar go to school? To learn all the “harvest” months!
38. What did the scarecrow say to the cornfield in November? “I’m stalking you!”
39. How do you fix a flat pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
40. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite vegetable in November? Straw-berries!
41. Why did the turkey become a chef in November? It loved to “gobble” up new recipes!
42. How do you know it’s November in the jungle? The lions start “falling” asleep earlier!
43. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite exercise in November? The “hay” jump!
44. Why did the November calendar go to therapy? It was tired of being “falling” apart!
45. What’s a turkey’s favorite November TV show? “The Feather Forecast”!
46. How do you fix a broken scarecrow in November? With a “broom” and some string!
47. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November sport? Squash!
48. Why did the scarecrow go to school in November? It wanted to get a “brain”!
49. What’s a turkey’s favorite November video game? “Feather Mario”!
50. How do scarecrows stay warm in November? They wear “straw vests”!
51. Why did the November calendar join a yoga class? It wanted to “stretch” the month longer!
52. What do you call a dancing scarecrow in November? A “strawberry” shake!
53. How do you make a November bug? Take a “J” and add “ant” to it!
54. What’s a turkey’s favorite November book? “To Kill a Mockingbird”!
55. Why did the scarecrow go to the doctor in November? It was feeling “corny”!
56. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November music genre? “Gourd-core”!
57. How do scarecrows get around in November? They “corn-tinue” to scare away the crows!
58. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a scarecrow in November? A “gobble-head”!
59. Why did the November calendar start a band? It wanted to have a “rock” concert!
60. How do you send a pumpkin in November? “Gourd” mail!
61. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November dessert? Strawberry pie!
62. Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend in November? She was too “feather-brained”!
63. What do scarecrows eat in November? “Strawberry” shortcake!
64. Why did the November calendar go on a diet? It wanted to lose some “weight”!
65. What’s a turkey’s favorite November game? “Hide and Go Peep”!
66. How do scarecrows know what time it is in November? They look at their “crow clock”!
67. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November holiday? Thanks-gourd-ing!
68. Why did the scarecrow go to the dentist in November? It had a “corny” toothache!
69. What’s a turkey’s favorite November sport? “Featherball”!
70. How do you send a scarecrow a message in November? By “crow-sail”!
71. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November movie? “The Great Pumpkin”!
72. Why did the November calendar go on a road trip? To see the “fall” foliage!
73. What do you call a turkey who plays the guitar in November? A “pluck” turkey!
74. How do scarecrows take notes in November? With a “straw pad”!
75. What’s a turkey’s favorite November song? “Gobbling in the Wind”!
76. Why did the scarecrow become a detective in November? It was great at “stalking suspects!
77. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November TV show? “Squash Your Enthusiasm”!
78. How do you fix a broken November calendar? With a “harvest” moon!
79. What’s a turkey’s favorite November game show? “Wheel of Feather”!
80. Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer in November? It was good at “argue-culture”!
81. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November car? A “corn-vertible”!
82. How do you make a November bug? Take a “J” and add “ant” to it!
83. What’s a turkey’s favorite November book? “To Kill a Mockingbird”!
84. Why did the scarecrow go to the doctor in November? It was feeling “corny”!
85. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November music genre? “Gourd-core”!
86. How do scarecrows get around in November? They “corn-tinue” to scare away the crows!
87. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a scarecrow in November? A “gobble-head”!
88. Why did the November calendar start a band? It wanted to have a “rock” concert!
89. How do you send a pumpkin in November? “Gourd” mail!
90. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite November dessert? Strawberry pie!
Best November jokes
Here are some of the Best November Jokes.
91. Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend in November? She was too “feather-brained”!
92. What do scarecrows eat in November? “Strawberry” shortcake!
93. Why did the November calendar go on a diet? It wanted to lose some “weight”!
94. What’s a turkey’s favorite November game? “Hide and Go Peep”!
95. How do scarecrows know what time it is in November? They look at their “crow clock”!
96. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November holiday? Thanks-gourd-ing!
97. Why did the scarecrow go to the dentist in November? It had a “corny” toothache!
98. What’s a turkey’s favorite November sport? “Featherball”!
99. How do you send a scarecrow a message in November? By “crow-sail”!
100. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite November movie? “The Great Pumpkin”!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your November!
Final thoughts about November Jokes
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