Here are 50 Octopus Jokes and the Best Octopus Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 50 Funny Octopus Jokes for you:
1. What did the octopus say to its date? “I’m all arms for you!”
2. Why do octopuses make great musicians? Because they have lots of tentacles!
3. Did you hear about the octopus that went to school? It was top of its class in ink-correct answers.
4. What’s an octopus’s favorite instrument? The octo-piano!
5. Why did the octopus blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
6. How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed!
7. What’s an octopus’s favorite game? Squid and seek!
8. How do octopuses communicate? With ink-credible language skills!
9. What’s an octopus’s favorite dance move? The eight-step!
10. Why don’t octopuses tell jokes? Because they’re incapable of laughter!
11. What do you call a stylish octopus? Incredible!
12. Why are octopuses so good at math? They’re natural octo-musicians!
13. What did the octopus say to the crab? “Stop being so shellfish!”
14. What’s an octopus’s favorite food? Anything with eight acres!
15. What did the octopus bring to the party? A tentacular!
16. Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide!
17. How do octopuses stay organized? With their ink-credible calendar!
18. What do you call an octopus that can play guitar? An octo-pick!
19. How do you get a scared octopus to calm down? You give it an ink-lamation mark!
20. What’s an octopus’s favorite subject in school? Ink-linguistics!
21. How does an octopus tell time? With eight arms on the clock!
22. What’s an octopus’s favorite clothing item? An ink-vest!
23. Why did the octopus become a comedian? It had ink-redible jokes!
24. How do you become friends with an octopus? You just reach out and touch your arms!
25. What did the octopus say to the sea turtle? “You’re turtles awesome!”
26. Why do octopuses never argue? They’re always well-inclined to compromise!
27. What’s an octopus’s favorite movie genre? Ink-entertaining comedies!
28. How do you make an octopus laugh? With lots of interesting jokes!
29. What’s an octopus’s favorite ride at the fair? The roller-coaster of arms!
30. What did one octopus say to another at a party? “Nice to see you!”
31. Why do octopuses never get in trouble at school? They’re always ink-ocent!
32. What’s an octopus’s favorite sport? Squid-tennis!
33. How do you invite an octopus to your birthday party? You send it an ink invitation!
34. What do you call a smart octopus? Ink-telligent!
35. Why did the octopus become a detective? It was great at investigations!
36. How do octopuses write songs? With their ink-credible lyrics!
37. What’s an octopus’s favorite dessert? Ink-credible ice cream sundaes!
38. Why did the octopus start a band? It had a flair for ink instrumentals!
39. What did the octopus say when it won an award? “Ink you very much!”
40. How do you know if an octopus is good at basketball? It can slam dunk with all eight arms!
Best Octopus jokes
Here are some Best Octopus Jokes.
41. What’s an octopus’s favorite app? Ink-Instagram!
42. Why did the octopus start a garden? To grow some ink-edible vegetables!
43. What do you call a talkative octopus? An ink-intellectual!
44. How do you get an octopus to laugh at your jokes? You give it a good tickle on its arms!
45. What did the octopus say to the chef? “I’m a-squid of all your culinary skills!”
46. Why did the octopus join a circus? It wanted to show off its tentacle tricks!
47. How does an octopus become a fashion designer? It has an inkling of style!
48. What’s an octopus’s favorite drink? Ink and tonic!
49. Why was the octopus bad at telling stories? It always got ink-volved in too many details!
50. How does an octopus feel after a workout? Ink-credibly strong!
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