50 Funny Pancakes Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Pancakes Jokes and the Best Pancakes Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Pancakes Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Pancakes and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Pancakes Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Pancakes jokes.
1. Why did the pancake go to therapy? It had too many crêpe issues.
2. What do you call a pancake that goes on a beach vacation? A tan-cake.
3. How do you make a pancake smile? Butter it up!
4. Why did the pancake blush? Because it saw the syrup’s saucy moves.
5. What’s a pancake’s favorite game? Flipping hide-and-seek.
6. Why don’t pancakes ever gamble? They’re afraid of getting battered.
7. What did one pancake say to the other at breakfast? “I’m flipping excited!”
8. Why did the pancake refuse to leave the party? Because it was on a roll.
9. How did the pancake propose to the waffle? With a big, syrupy ring.
10. What do you call a mischievous pancake? Prankcake.
11. What’s a pancake’s motto in life? “Have a better day!”
12. Why did the pancake call the police? It got battered by an egg.
13. How do you catch a runaway pancake? Use pancake cuffs.
14. Why do pancakes never get lost? They always follow their better instincts.
15. What did the judge say to the pancake? “You’re on a sticky wicket!”
16. Why did the pancake run for office? To become the new “flap-tain.”
17. What did one pancake say to another on a cold morning? “Warm hugs, batter together!”
18. What do you call a pancake that tells jokes? A pun-cake.
19. Why did the pancake get a standing ovation? It stacked up well.
20. What’s a pancake’s favorite TV show? “The Great British Bake Off.”
21. How do you apologize to a pancake? Say, “I’m sorry, I flipped out!”
22. What’s a pancake’s favorite dance move? The flip-and-twirl.
23. Why did the pancake refuse to play cards? It couldn’t deal with the syrupy stakes.
24. What did the pancake say to the maple tree? “I’m falling for you!”
25. Why did the pancake apply for a job? It wanted to get its life on a roll.
26. What did the pancake say to the butter? “You make my heart melt.”
27. How do you make a pancake float? You whip up a pancake-flotation device.
28. Why did the pancake start a band? To jam with the syrup bottle.
29. What did the pancake say when it got complimented? “Aw, shucks, you better believe it!”
30. What’s a pancake’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Be-leafin’.”
31. Why was the pancake always invited to parties? Because it was so flipping social.
32. What’s a pancake’s favorite subject in school? Flippin’ math!
33. Why do pancakes hate going to the gym? They’re scared of getting stacked.
34. What did the pancake say to the fork? “Stop poking fun at me!”
35. How do you know if a pancake is sad? It’s feeling a bit flat.
36. What do you call a pancake that likes to ski? A slope-cake.
37. Why did the pancake apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise in the ranks.
38. What did one pancake say to another about their friendship? “We’re batter together.”
39. Why did the pancake go to therapy? It couldn’t get over its flip-side issues.
40. What’s a pancake’s favorite type of comedy? Slapstick humor!
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41. Why did the pancake get in trouble? It was caught battering the eggs.
42. What’s a pancake’s favorite sport? Frying-tennis.
43. Why did the pancake want to join the circus? To become a world-class flipper.
44. What did the pancake say when it crossed the finish line? “I’m on a roll!”
45. Why did the pancake go to the dentist? It had syrup-stained teeth.
46. What’s a pancake’s favorite way to travel? On a buttered-up airplane.
47. Why did the pancake feel lonely? It couldn’t find its perfect stack-mate.
48. What’s a pancake’s favorite type of movie? A flip-flop documentary.
49. Why did the pancake refuse to tell jokes? It thought they were too crêpe-y.
50. What did one pancake say to another when they were late? “Let’s not batter ourselves up about it.”
Final Thoughts about Pancakes Jokes
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