100 Funny Pie Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Pie Jokes and the Best Pie Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Pie Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Pie jokes.
1. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had too many fillings.
2. What’s a pie’s favorite dance? The “flaky” shuffle.
3. How do you fix a broken pie? With a little “pastry” tape.
4. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!
5. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems with pie.
6. What do you call a pie that’s easy to talk to? A “conversational” tart.
7. Why did the scarecrow become a baker? He was outstanding in his field of pie.
8. What’s a pie’s favorite beach activity? Getting a tan in the “pie” sun.
9. What did the pie say to the cake? “You take the layer road, and I’ll take the crusty path.”
10. Why did the pie become an actor? It wanted to get a “piece” of the spotlight.
11. What’s a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo-berry pie.
12. How do you make a pie laugh? Poke it in the “jelly.”
13. Why was the Pie such a good student? It had great “flour” power.
14. What’s a pie’s favorite song? “I Want to Hold Your Hand in Crust.”
15. Why do pies never go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll get “sliced” up in travel.
16. What do you call a pie that’s a crybaby? A “weeping” cherry pie.
17. Why was the apple pie a troublemaker? It couldn’t keep its “filling” to itself.
18. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a “nut” pie.
19. What’s a pie’s favorite movie genre? Science-“fiction” pie.
20. What do you call a pumpkin pie on a beach? Sandy claws!
21. How do you make a pie happy? Butter it up with compliments.
22. What did one pie say to the other? “You’re cuter when you’re in a ‘flaky’ mood.”
23. Why did the pie blush? Because it saw the oven’s “hot” buns.
24. What’s a pie’s favorite Shakespearean play? “Romeo and ‘Jul-crusted’.”
25. How do you make a pie shine? Egg-courage it!
26. What’s a pie’s favorite game? Hide and “seek” pie.
27. What did the pie say to the whipped cream? “You complete me.”
28. Why did the pie sit in the corner? Because it had too many crumbly secrets.
29. How do you throw a pie party? You “bake” it happen.
30. What do you call a pie that’s been stolen? A “crust”-y crime!
31. Why did the pie go to school? To get a little “slice” of education.
32. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of pie? A “spare rib” pie.
33. Why don’t pies ever get lost? They always follow a “crust”y trail.
34. What’s a pie’s favorite social media platform? Snap-pie chat.
35. Why did the pie cross the road? To get to the butter side.
36. What’s a pie’s favorite book genre? Mystery, because it’s always full of “fillings.”
37. Why did the pie apply for a job? It wanted to earn some dough.
38. What’s a pie’s favorite hobby? Rolling with the dough.
39. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had too many “crust” issues.
40. How do you make a pie feel loved? Give it some tender “flakiness.”
41. What’s a pie’s favorite workout? Crossfit training.
42. Why did the pie go to space? To find a new “planet” to live on.
43. What’s a pie’s favorite movie snack? “Pop” pie-corn.
44. Why was the pie so good at math? It was excellent with Pi.
45. What did one pie slice say to the other? “I’m just a little ‘wedge’ from reality.”
46. Why was the pie cold? It left its jacket “crust” at home.
47. How do you comfort a pie? Pat it gently and say, “There, there, everything will be the crust.”
48. What’s a pie’s favorite clothing brand? Banana “cream” Republic.
49. Why did the pie blush? It saw the rolling pin’s “flour” power.
50. What do you call a pie that’s always late? A tardy “tart.”
51. Why did the pie go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “crumbles.”
52. What’s a pie’s favorite party game? “Peek-a-boo” berry pie.
53. How does a pie cool off? By standing in front of the “cool” window.
54. What’s a pie’s favorite type of music? Heavy “crust” metal.
55. Why did the pie get a ticket? It was caught “speeding” through the oven.
56. How do you make a pie red? You bury it under a pile of cherries!
57. What’s a pie’s favorite basketball team? The Boston “Cream” Celtics.
58. Why did the pie go to the beach? To get a little “sand” in its crust.
59. What do you call a pie that’s out of this world? An “alien” pie-zen.
60. How do you calm down an angry pie? You tell it to “chill” out in the fridge.
61. Why did the pie get in a fight? It couldn’t keep its “filling” to itself.
62. What’s a pie’s favorite car? A “pie”-tannic.
63. How do you catch a dangerous pie? With a “crust” net.
64. Why did the pie sit in the corner during the storm? It wanted to stay out of the “pie” of the hurricane.
65. What’s a pie’s favorite game show? “Wheel of “Filling” Fortune.”
66. Why did the pie break up with the cake? It needed more “flaky” space.
67. What’s a pie’s favorite magic trick? “Pie” brings a person back together.
68. How do you make a pie laugh? You “knead” to tickle its crust.
69. Why was the Pie a great comedian? It always delivered “punch” lines.
70. What’s a pie’s favorite insect? A “butter” fly.
71. Why did the pie blush? It saw the oven “mitts.”
72. What do you call a pie with a Ph.D.? A “smart” tart.
73. How does a pie wish you a happy birthday? With lots of “crust”y hugs.
74. Why did the pie go to the therapist? It had an identity of “crisis.”
75. What’s a pie’s favorite vacation destination? “Key lime” beach.
76. How do you make a pie comfortable? You give it a “cozy” crust.
77. Why did the pie join the circus? It wanted to be a “flipping” acrobat.
78. What’s a pie’s favorite board game? “Chutes and Ladders” because it’s always on the rise.
79. Why did the pie blush? It saw the chef’s “rolling” pin-ups.
80. What do you call a pie that’s a detective? A “pie”-investigator.
81. How do you make a pie stop crying? You tell it some “flaky” jokes.
82. Why was the Pie a great singer? It had perfect “pastry” control.
83. What’s a pie’s favorite fruit? The one that’s “berry” special.
84. Why did the pie go to the concert? It wanted to listen to some “pie”-ano music.
85. How do you make a pie dance? You “crust” up and move your feet.
86. What’s a pie’s favorite season? “Pie”-coming time.
87. Why did the pie blush? It saw the oven’s “spicy” buns.
88. What do you call a pie that’s been cheated on? A “crust”-broken pie.
89. How do you make a pie giggle? Tickle is “filling.”
90. Why did the pie go to school? To learn some “crust” allography.
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91. What’s a pie’s favorite art form? “Pie”-Picasso paintings.
92. Why did the pie go to the gym? To get a “slice” of exercise.
93. How does a pie tell a secret? It “whispers” in your ear.
94. What’s a pie’s favorite cooking show? “The Great British Bake “Off” the Crust.”
95. Why did the pie blush? It saw the chef’s “rolling” in the dough.
96. How do you make a pie smile? You give it a “cherry” on top.
97. What’s a pie’s favorite saying? “Easy as pie!”
98. Why did the pie get a promotion? It was a real “whiz” in the kitchen.
99. What do you call a pie that’s a rockstar? A “flaky” legend.
100. How do you know if a pie is shy? It won’t come out of its “shell.”
Final Thoughts about Pie Jokes
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