100 Funny Pig Jokes
Here are 100 Pig Jokes and the Best Pigs Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Pig Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about pigs and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Pig Puns
Here are 100 collections of Funny Pig Jokes.
1. Why did the pig become a chef? Because it was tired of being a ham!
2. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!
3. Why did the pig go to the casino? To play some slot hogs!
4. What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork!
5. How do pigs communicate with each other? They use oink-articulated language!
6. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
7. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs!
8. Why was the piglet so bad at hide-and-seek? Because it was always spotted!
9. How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!
10. What’s a pig’s favorite karaoke song? “I Will Swine” by the Beatles!
11. Why did the pig join the circus? It wanted to be an ambassador!
12. What do you call a pig that’s a great musician? A minstrel!
13. Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? It was good at bringing home the bacon!
14. What do you get if you cross a pig and a cactus? A lot of pricks!
15. How do pigs celebrate their birthdays? With a barbeque party!
16. What do you call a pig that can tell jokes? An android!
17. Why don’t pigs play football? They always hog the ball!
18. What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground pork!
19. How does a pig send a love letter? With “hogs and kisses”!
20. Why did the pig go to the art museum? I wanted to see the portraits!
21. What do you call a pig that knows magic tricks? A hamster!
22. How do pigs talk to each other while driving? They use ham radios!
23. What do you call a pig that’s been arrested? A ham-burglar!
24. Why did the pig go to the party? I heard there was going to be a boar dance!
25. What do you call a pig that’s wrongfully accused? An inno-scent!
26. How do pigs celebrate when they graduate? With a board of honor!
27. Why did the pig go to the casino? To play some slop machines!
28. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
29. How do you make a pig float? Take one pig, and add root beer and ice cream!
30. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Porkchop!
31. Why did the pig take a bath? Because it was a little pigsty!
32. What’s a pig’s favorite food? Anything that’s in the slop!
33. What do you call a pig that’s a good shot with a bow and arrow? William S. Hamspeare!
34. How do pigs get their morning caffeine fix? With a cup of joe-ba!
35. Why did the pig become a doctor? Because it wanted to be a ham-balance!
36. What do you call a pig that’s been knighted? Sir Oinksalot!
37. How do pigs write secret messages? With invisible oink!
38. What do you get when you cross a pig and a sheep? A woolly porker!
39. Why did the pig join a rock band? It had the best drumsticks!
40. What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig!
41. How does a pig send 42? Why did the pig become an actor? It wanted to be a ham star!
42. What do you call a pig that knows how to tell jokes? A comedian-hog!
43. How do pigs like to party? They pig out!
44. Why did the pig go to school? To improve its reading and squealing skills!
45. How do pigs write messages to each other? With oink and pen!
46. Why did the pig bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
47. What do you call a pig that’s a famous musician? A ham-musician!
48. How do pigs access the internet? Through their hotspots!
49. What do you get when you cross a pig and a bird? Pigs that can fly…away with your food!
50. Why did the pig become an architect? I loved designing stylish homes!
51. How do you catch a runaway pig? With a hamburger trap!
52. What do you call a pig that’s a karate expert? A black belter!
53. Why did the pig go to the casino? It wanted to roll in the mud…of money!
54. What do you get when you cross a pig and a snake? A jump rope for farmers!
55. How do pigs greet each other in the morning? With a snootful of coffee!
56. Why did the pig go to New York City? To see the Big Squeal!
57. What do you call a pig that’s a great dancer? A boogie pig!
58. How do you make a pig stop playing video games? Unplug the joystick!
59. Why don’t pigs ever win arguments? They always bring home the bacon!
60. What do you call a pig that loves to tell stories? A swine-teller!
61. How do pigs get around the farm? They take the ham track!
62. Why did the pig go to the gym? It wanted to stay in shape and avoid becoming a hamburger!
63. What do you call a pig that’s an excellent marksman? A sharp-shooter!
64. How do pigs go to the movies? They buy their tickets and say, “Oink me in!”
65. Why did the pig take a vacation? It needed some R&R (Rest and Rooting)!
66. What do you call a pig with a sore throat? A hoarse-sow!
67. How do pigs stay cool in the summer? They use Hogwarts!
68. Why was the piglet always getting into trouble? It was a real ambassador!
69. What do you call a pig that loves to play basketball? A slam-dunkin’ porker!
70. How do pigs express their love? They give lots of hugs and kisses!
71. Why did the pig start a band? It already had the chops!
72. What do you get when you cross a pig and a kangaroo? A porkchop that can hop!
73. How do pigs send mail? In squeal-opes!
74. Why did the pig become a weather forecaster? It was great at predicting when it would rain cats and hogs!
75. What do you call a pig that does yoga? A pegasus!
76. How do pigs go shopping? They hoof it to the market!
77. Why did the pig become a detective? I loved solving mysteries!
78. What do you call a pig with no manners? A pineapple!
79. How do pigs play tennis? They use their snouts as rackets!
80. Why did the pig bring a towel to the beach? Because it wanted to have a ham-dry day!
81. What do you call a pig that’s a fashionista? A sty-list!
82. How do pigs make phone calls? They use oink-ular devices!
83. Why did the pig go to the dance party? It wanted to cut a ham!
84. What do you call a pig that’s a famous actor? Brad Pigg!
85. How do pigs solve math problems? With their sow-solutions!
86. Why did the pig start a band? Because it had a lot of pig instruments!
87. What do you call a pig that’s a great swimmer? A pork-fish!
88. How do pigs clean their houses? They use a ham broom!
89. Why did the pig go to space? It wanted to find the ultimate porking orbit!
90. What do you call a pig that’s a comedian? A hamateur!
91. How do pigs travel long distances? On piggyback rides!
92. Why did the pig refuse to play cards with the other animals? I was tired of being a boar loser!
93. What do you get when you cross a pig and a snowman? Frosty the bacon man!
94. How do pigs stay organized? They use a stylish planner!
95. Why did the pig become a baseball player? It had a great swing and loved sliding into home plate!
96. What do you call a pig that’s a famous painter? Vincent van Gogh-truffles!
97. How do pigs send text messages? They use ham-mojis!
98. Why did the pig bring a stopwatch to the race? It wanted to be a ham-timer!
99. What do you call a pig that’s a famous rapper? Notorious P.I.G.!
100. How do pigs make decisions? They flip pork!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!
Best Pig jokes
Here are some Best Pig Jokes for you:
1. Why did the pig go to the party with a ladder? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
2. What do you call a pig with a sunburn? Bacon in the heat!
3. Why don’t pigs use cell phones? They’re afraid of getting bogged down!
4. How do pigs travel in style? In a ham-boring!
5. Why did the pig bring a map to the forest? So it wouldn’t get lost in the ham bush!
6. What do you call a pig with a rash? Oinkment needed!
7. How do pigs stay in shape? They do ham-robics!
8. Why did the pig bring a towel to the pool party? To have a swine time!
9. What do you call a pig that’s an excellent dancer? A hokey-pokey pig!
10. How do pigs keep their skin looking good? They use mud masks!
11. Why did the pig become a detective? It wanted to uncover the truth behind the missing truffles!
12. What’s a pig’s favorite type of movie? Swine-ema!
13. How do pigs send packages? They use snail mail!
14. Why did the pig take up gardening? It wanted to sow and grow its vegetables!
15. What do you call a pig that knows martial arts? A pork-nado!
16. How do pigs fly? By sitting in the “ham-cockpit” of an airplane!
17. Why did the pig go to the music concert? I wanted to hear some incredible tunes!
18. What do you call a pig that’s a supermodel? Miss Sow-permodel!
19. How do pigs listen to music? With their oink-ears!
20. Why did the pig become a comedian? It loved cracking up the audience with its snorty jokes!
21. What’s a pig’s favorite kind of sandwich? A ham-burger!
22. How do pigs stay cool during hot weather? They take refreshing mud baths!
23. Why did the pig start a band with the chickens? Because they had great drumsticks and eggs-cellent vocals!
24. What do you call a pig that’s good at playing piano? A maestro ink!
25. How do pigs fly without wings? They use a lot of air oink-utilization!
26. Why did the pig bring an umbrella to the picnic? In case there was a pork chop!
27. What do you call a pig that’s a secret agent? Double-0ink!
28. How do pigs play basketball? With a lot of swine and dunks!
29. Why did the pig join a dance competition? It had all the right hoof moves!
30. What’s a pig’s favorite exercise? Ham-stretching!
31. How do pigs stay cool at the beach? They have a snout for swimming!
32. Why did the pig become a lawyer? It was great at bringing home the bacon!
33. What do you call a pig that’s a detective? Sherlock Hams!
34. How do pigs enjoy their favorite TV shows? They tune in to hog-flix!
35. Why did the pig become a lifeguard? It was an expert at treading water!
36. What do you call a pig that tells funny stories? A ham-amateur comedian!
37. How do pigs play cards? With a full house of spades and porkers!
38. Why did the pig become a banker? It loved counting its savings in piggy banks!
39. What do you call a pig that loves to go on roller coasters? A thrill snout!
40. How do pigs clean their teeth? With hogwash!
41. Why did the pig become a scientist? It wanted to discover the formula for turning straw into bacon!
42. What do you call a pig that knows how to use a computer? A technopark!
43. How do pigs celebrate Halloween? They go trick-or-squealing!
44. Why did the pig become a stand-up comedian? It had a lot of boarish humor!
45. What do you call a pig that loves to play video games? Joystick bacon!
46. How do pigs write their memoirs? They use oinkography!
47. Why did the pig go to the gym? I wanted to be a homebody builder!
48. What do you call a pig that’s a great dancer? A hokey-pokey porker!
49. How do pigs send love letters? With lots of “oink”-sealed kisses!
50. Why did the pig bring a ladder to the bakery? It wanted to reach the top-shelf treats!
51. What’s a pig’s favorite game to play at a party? Swine Pong!
52. How do pigs make decisions? They use their gut in-stinks!
53. Why did the pig go to the art gallery? It wanted to appreciate some pork traits!
54. What do you call a pig that’s a math expert? A pigonometry genius!
55. How do pigs travel long distances? In piggyback rides!
56. Why did the pig become a singer? It had a great set of vocal chops!
57. What do you call a pig with a sunburn? A bacon strip!
58. How do pigs bake cookies? With sow meat and flour!
59. Why did the pig become a teacher? It wanted to educate the next generation of porkers!
60. What do you call a pig that’s a famous actor? A swine celebrity!
61. How do pigs greet each other in the morning? With a snootful of coffee!
62. Why did the pig go to the library? It wanted to find some hog-educational books!
63. What’s a pig’s favorite type of music? Swine and country!
64. How do pigs play hide-and-seek? They squeal, “Oink or treat!”
65. Why did the pig become a hairdresser? It had a knack for styling curly tails!
66. What do you call a pig that’s a doctor? A swine practitioner!
67. How do pigs communicate with each other? Through oink-tuition!
68. Why did the pig become a gardener? It loved planting and rooting for new blooms!
I hope these additional jokes make you laugh!
Final thoughts about Pig Jokes
I hope after reading all of Pig Jokes, you will start laughing. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Animal Jokes
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