100 Funny Pizza Jokes

Here are 100 Pizza Jokes and the Best Pizza Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Here are 100 Funny Pizza Jokes.

1. Why did the pizza maker go broke? Because he couldn’t make enough dough!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the pizza sauce!

3. Why did the pizza maker go to jail? Because he couldn’t keep his sauce in check!

4. What’s a pizza’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice, Baby!”

5. Why did the pizza go to school? To get a bit extra “sauced” education!

6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even pizza!

7. What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzazz!

8. What do you call a pizza that can’t stop singing? A pizza topping!

9. Why did the pizza go to therapy? Because it felt saucy and needed ketchup!

10. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!

11. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? The Slice is Right!

12. What do you call a pizza that you can’t trust? A “stuffed crust”!

13. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? “Fold me in your arms!”

14. Why did the pizza maker get promoted? He knew how to deliver the goods!

15. What do you call a pizza that’s a good singer? Adele-fine!

16. Why did the pizza maker get arrested at the airport? He was caught trying to smuggle in extra “dough”!

17. How do you make a pizza laugh? You give it a “topping” punchline!

18. What do you call a pizza that you can’t see? “Invisible crust”!

19. What’s a pizza’s favorite TV show? Game of Scones!

20. Why did the pizza maker go to the eye doctor? Because he kneaded glasses!

21. What do you call a pizza that’s full of itself? A “cheese-ego” pizza!

22. Why did the pizza go to the party alone? Because it didn’t want any “bad-topping” dates!

23. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of jewelry? Pepperon-rings!

24. How does a pizza wish you a happy birthday? “Have a slice day!”

25. Why did the pizza maker become a gardener? He wanted to grow his own “toppings”!

26. What do you call a pizza that’s an artist? “Picasso pizza”!

27. Why did the pizza maker join a band? Because he had a good “beet” on the rhythm!

28. What’s a pizza’s favorite game to play at the beach? “Knead for Speed”!

29. Why did the pizza maker get in trouble at the library? He couldn’t keep his “shh” sauce quiet!

30. What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? “I think you’re a cut above the rest!”

31. What did the pizza say to the crust? “You’re my better half!”

32. Why did the pizza maker go to space? To deliver a “supernova” pizza!

33. What do you call a sad pizza? A “tear-and-share” pizza!

34. Why did Pizza run for president? Because it wanted to make “American crust” again!

35. What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? “Deep pan diving”!

36. What did the pizza say to the delivery driver? “I feel saucy in your car!”

37. Why did the pizza go to the party late? Because it couldn’t find a good “slice” to park!

38. What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? “The Incredible Edible”!

39. Why did the pizza maker become a detective? He had a knack for solving “crusts”!

40. What do you call a pizza that can play guitar? A “strum-boli”!

41. Why did the pizza maker go to the gym? To get a good “workout” on the dough!

42. What’s a pizza’s favorite book genre? “Slice-of-life” stories!

43. Why did the pizza maker become a comedian? He knew how to deliver the “punch lines”!

44. What do you call a pizza that’s an excellent dancer? Fred “Bread” Astaire!

45. What did the pizza say to the pineapple? “You’re just too ‘topping’ for me!”

46. Why did the pizza go to the casino? It wanted to roll the dice and feel lucky!

47. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of music? “Cheesy” listening!

48. Why did the pizza maker become a DJ? He knew how to mix the “saucy” beats!

49. What do you call a pizza that’s on a diet? A “slice” of self-control!

50. Why did the pizza maker open a pet store? He wanted to sell “pizz-a-terriers”!

51. What do you call a pizza that’s on fire? A “blazing” slice!

52. Why did the pizza maker become a magician? He could turn dough into “presto-pizza”!

53. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of exercise? “Dough-nuts”!

54. Why did the pizza maker become a race car driver? He loved the “fast lane” to deliver pizzas!

55. What do you call a pizza that’s a fashion model? A “runway” pizza!

56. Why did the pizza go to the beach? To get a tan and work on its “crust”!

57. What’s a pizza’s favorite video game? “Mozzarella Kart”!

58. Why did the pizza maker become a teacher? He wanted to educate the world about the importance of “toppings”!

59. What do you call a pizza that’s scared of everything? A “cheese-frady” cat!

60. Why did the pizza maker start a band with vegetables? They wanted to make “salsa” music!

61. What do you call a pizza that’s out of shape? A “flabby crust”!

62. Why did the pizza maker become an actor? He loved playing different “roles” in the dough!

63. What’s a pizza’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-dough”!

64. Why did the pizza go to the therapist? It needed help with its “toppings” and self-esteem!

65. What do you call a pizza that’s a good listener? “Pepper-Roni”!

66. Why did the pizza maker become a pilot? He wanted to explore new “crusts” around the world!

67. What’s a pizza’s favorite dance move? The “cheese slide”!

68. Why did the pizza maker become a plumber? He knew how to fix the “leaky dough”!

69. What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A “cheesy comedian”!

70. Why did the pizza go to the party as a magician? It wanted to show off its “abaca dough” tricks!

71. What do you call a pizza that’s always getting into trouble? A “saucy rebel”!

72. Why did the pizza maker become a lifeguard? He wanted to save people from drowning in to much cheese!

73. What’s a pizza’s favorite dance style? “Pepperoni pop”!

74. Why did the pizza go to the gym? It wanted to get that extra “slice” of fitness!

75. What do you call a pizza that’s a good detective? “Sherlock Crust”!

76. Why did the pizza maker become a painter? He loved creating delicious “edible art”!

77. What’s a pizza’s favorite season? “Pepperoni”!

78. Why did the pizza go to the music concert? It wanted to see its favorite band, “The Rolling Scones”!

79. What do you call a pizza that’s a good writer? A “slice of literature”!

80. Why did the pizza maker become a photographer? He knew how to capture the perfect “cheese”-moment!

81. What’s a pizza’s favorite kind of party? A “toppings”-only party!

82. Why did the pizza go to the dentist? It had a “bad bite” and needed some dental work!

83. What do you call a pizza that’s a great singer? “Pavarotti Pizza”!

84. Why did the pizza maker become a pilot? He wanted to “deliver” pizzas from the sky!

85. What’s a pizza’s favorite place to travel? “Chicago-style” deep-dish pizza!

86. Why did the pizza go to the dance class? It wanted to learn some “saucy” moves!

87. What do you call a pizza that’s a computer genius? A “nerd-za”!

88. Why did the pizza maker become a scientist? He wanted to discover new “flavor molecules”!

89. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of music festival? “Pepperoni-palooza”!

90. Why did the pizza go to the museum? I wanted to see some “crusty” artwork!

91. What do you call a pizza that’s a good listener? A “dough-nut judge”!

92. Why did the pizza maker become a coach? He knew how to motivate the “dough”!

93. What’s a pizza’s favorite board game? “Chutes and Ladders of Cheese”!

94. Why did the pizza go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “pepper-own” physique!

95. What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? “Slice Holmes”!

96. Why did the pizza maker become a firefighter? He knew how to handle the “fiery” crusts!

97. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of car? A “pepperoni”!

98. Why did the pizza go to the spa? It needed some “dough stage” and relaxation!

99. What do you call a pizza that’s an astronaut? “The Milky Way Margherita”!

100. Why did the pizza maker become a rock climber? He loved the feeling of reaching new “peaks”!

I hope these Pizza Jokes brought a smile to your face!

Best Pizza Jokes

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