100 Funny Plane Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Plane Jokes and the Best Plane Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Plane Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Plane and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Plane Jokes
Here are 100 jokes about Plane :
1. Why did the plane break up with the helicopter? Because it couldn’t handle the baggage!
2. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of sandwich? A plain one!
3. Why did the scarecrow become a pilot? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
5. Why don’t planes ever get lost? Because they always follow their flight plan!
6. What’s a flight attendant’s favorite kind of math? Plane geometry!
7. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it and toss it out of an airplane!
8. What do you call a sheep that can fly? A baa-loon!
9. Why did the computer go to the airport? Because it wanted to meet its motherboard!
10. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? Because he heard the prices were sky-high!
11. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A chicken!
12. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
13. Why did the pilot bring a pencil to the flight? In case he needed to draw a quick plan!
14. How do you communicate with a fish while flying? Drop it a line!
15. Why did the airplane become an actor? It was good at taking off and landing on cue!
16. What do you call a sheep flying in an airplane? A woolly jet-setter!
17. Why did the pilot sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
18. How do you keep a bag of chips fresh on an airplane? You “air-seal” it!
19. Why don’t airplanes have good manners? Because they always wing it!
20. Why did the flight attendant go to therapy? She had too much emotional baggage!
21. How do you fix a broken airplane? With plane and simple tools!
22. What do you get when you cross a pilot and a vampire? A flying bat!
23. Why don’t airplanes have social media accounts? They’re afraid of getting “hijacked”!
24. How do you know if a pilot is at your party? Don’t worry, they’ll “land” the conversation!
25. Why did the airplane bring a towel to the party? To have a smooth landing!
26. What do you call a sheep that loves to travel? A rambler!
27. Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? Because they always “nose” where they’re going!
28. How does a pilot apologize? He says, “I’m plane-ly sorry!”
29. What’s a pilot’s favorite dessert? Plane old cake!
30. Why did the pilot go to the doctor? He was experiencing “altitude” sickness!
31. What’s a flight attendant’s favorite type of music? Airport rock!
32. How do you make an airplane sound more musical? Add some “aero”-pics!
33. How do you make an airplane sound more musical? Add some “aero”-pics!
34. What do you call a pilot who loves to cook? A fryer pilot!
35. Why was the flight delayed? The pilot couldn’t “land” a good excuse!
36. How do you make an airplane float? You take away its “W”!
37. What do you call a plane that’s always on time? Dependable!
38. Why don’t airplanes like to gossip? They’re afraid of spreading “rumors”!
39. How do airplanes stay cool in summer? They use air conditioning!
40. Why did the airplane get in trouble with its boss? Because it had too many “altitude” problems!
41. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A “gummy” bear on a plane!
42. Why did the airplane bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to “wing” it!
43. How do you keep a pilot in suspense? I’ll tell you on the next flight!
44. What do you call a pilot who’s always falling asleep on the job? A “fly” napper!
45. Why did the airplane get a ticket? It was parked in a “no-fly” zone!
46. How do you make an airplane invisible? You “clear” the skies!
47. What do you call a pilot who loves to read? A bookworm with “fly” -ing dreams!
48. Why was the airplane always happy? Because it had a high “altitude”!
49. What do you call a plane that tells jokes? A “funny” airliner!
50. How do you become a pilot? First, you take off!
51. Why did the airplane bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to “land” in style!
52. How do you know if a pilot is lying? His story doesn’t “take off”!
53. What’s a flight attendant’s favorite exercise? Aerobics, of course!
54. Why was the airplane so good at soccer? It had the perfect “wing” span!
55. How do you make an airplane laugh? You tell it a “plane” joke!
56. Why was the airplane so good at solving mysteries? It had a great “air” of intuition!
57. What do you call a plane that loves to play tricks? An “aero”-magician!
58. Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter? It needed more “space”!
59. How do you catch a squirrel on an airplane? Fly to a nutmeg!
60. Why did the airplane become a musician? It had a natural “pitch”!
61. What do you call a flying dinosaur? A “product fly”!
62. How do you know if a pilot is excited? He’s a “plane”-demonium!
63. Why don’t airplanes ever get tired? They always have plenty of “jet” energy!
64. How do you know if a pilot is on a diet? He avoids “plane” junk food!
65. Why did the airplane go to school? It wanted to improve its “aero”-pics!
66. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of weather? Plane old sunshine!
67. How do you calm down a nervous airplane? You tell it to “wing” down!
68. Why was the flight attendant such a great comedian? She knew how to “land” her jokes!
69. How do you make an airplane float in the air? You add “air” to it!
70. Why was the airplane so good at math? It could “plane” its way through equations!
71. What do you call a pilot’s favorite movie? “Flying” High!
72. How do you know if an airplane is sick? It has a “flying” fever!
73. Why did the airplane bring a backpack to the party? It wanted to “jet”-set in style!
74. What do you call a plane that’s afraid to fly? A “scare” plane!
75. How do you keep an airplane’s secrets safe? You lock them in the “cockpit”!
76. Why was the airplane always happy? It had a “flight”-y personality!
77. How do you make a plane red? You “paint” it!
78. Why did the airplane go to the gym? To work on its “lift”!
79. What do you call a sheep on a plane? A “sheer” delight!
80. How do you stop an airplane from flying away? You “tie” it down!
81. Why did the airplane start a band? It had great “airs”!
82. How do you get an airplane to smile? You tickle its “tail”!
83. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? In case he needed to check the “high” lights!
84. What’s a plane’s favorite kind of music? Airport rock!
85. How do you know if a pilot is single? He always has “clear” skies ahead!
86. Why did the airplane sit by itself in the corner? It was feeling “plane” -ly!
87. What do you call an airplane that’s always telling jokes? A “funny” liner!
88. How do you make a paper airplane fly forever? You give it a “prop” -er send-off!
89. Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? They always follow their “flight” plan!
90. What do you call a sheep that flies planes? A “sheer” delight in the sky!
Best Plane jokes
Here are some Best Plane Jokes.
91. How do you make a tissue dance on a plane? You put a little “jet” in it!
92. Why did the airplane blush? Because it saw the runway light!
93. What do you call an airplane’s favorite TV show? “Plane” and simple entertainment!
94. How do you keep an airplane cool in summer? You open the “air” vents!
95. Why did the airplane get a ticket? It was parked in a “no-fly” zone!
96. What do you call a pilot’s favorite painting? A “sky”-scape!
97. Why did the airplane bring a backpack to the party? It wanted to “jet”-set in style!
98. How do you know if a pilot is excited? He’s a “plane”-demonium!
99. What’s an airplane’s favorite dessert? “Plane” ice cream!
100. Why did the airplane bring a ladder to the party? To take its “altitude”!
Final Thoughts about Plane Jokes
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