Here are 50 Funny Plum Jokes and the Best Plum Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here is the collection of 50 Plum jokes.
1. Why did the plum go to school? To get a little jammin’ education!
2. What did the plum say to the apple? “Stop being so fruity!”
3. Why did the plum blush? Because it saw the raisins peeling!
4. What did the plum say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling to me!”
5. How do you make a plum laugh? Tell it a “punny” joke!
6. Why did the plum sit at the computer? It wanted to learn the language of “binary” fruits!
7. Why was the plum always happy? Because it had the perfect “juice” on life!
8. What’s a plum’s favorite game? Stone-tossing!
9. What do you call a plum that’s a crybaby? A “plumber” of tears!
10. Why did the plum go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling “pitted” ly well!
11. How do plums communicate? They use “plum lines”!
12. What do you get when you cross a plum and a cow? A purple moo-er!
13. Why did the plum run for office? It wanted to be a “fruitful” leader!
14. What did the plum say to the grape? “Stop whining!”
15. What did the plum say to the peach? “You’re a-peach-eating me!”
16. Why did the plum go to space? To be a part of the cosmic “plum universe”!
17. What did the plum say at the party? “Let’s get this party plum-ping!”
18. How do you organize a plum party? Send out “pits” and invitations!
19. What’s a plum’s favorite music? Anything with a good “plumb”!
20. Why did the plum become a detective? It had a knack for finding “fruitful” evidence!
21. What did one plum say to the other plum? “Let’s stick together – we’re a plum-tastic duo!”
22. How do you compliment a plum? Say it’s looking “plum-tiful”!
23. Why did the plum take a ladder to the orchard? It wanted to reach new “heights”!
24. What’s a plum’s favorite sport? Squash!
25. What did the plum say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a melon, but I’m plum-tactic!”
26. Why was the plum mad at the fig? I thought the fig was acting “finish”!
27. How do plums get in shape? They do lots of “stone” lifting!
28. What did the plum say to the mirror? “You reflect how plum-tastic I look!”
29. Why did the plum refuse to go in the fruit salad? I didn’t want to be in a “mixy” situation!
30. What’s a plum’s favorite fairy tale? “Plum-White and the Seven Stones”!
31. How do you make a plum smile? Tell it a “berry” good joke!
32. What did the plum say to the cherry? “I’m the real star in this orchard!”
33. Why did the plum break up with the pineapple? It found the pineapple too “spiky”!
34. What did the plum say to the banana? “You’re a-peel-ing, but I’ve got a stone-cold charm!”
35. Why did the Plum start a band? It wanted to play some “plumb” music!
36. What did the plum say to the apricot? “You’re the pits!”
37. Why did the plum visit the library? It wanted to learn about its “roots”!
38. What do you call a plum that’s always late? A “slow-poke” plum!
39. What did the plum say to the tomato? “You’re not fooling anyone – you’re a fruit too!”
40. Why did the plum go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw “plum-tastic” pictures!
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41. How did the plum get a promotion? It showed its boss it had a lot of “stone” for growth!
42. What did the plum say to the lemon? “Sour jokes don’t work on me – I’m plum funny!”
43. Why did the plum go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “stone-cold” physique!
44. What did the plum say to the blueberry? “You’re berry nice, but I’m plum-some!”
45. Why did the plum go on a diet? It wanted to fit into its “stone”-washed jeans!
46. What did the plum say to the walnut? “You’re a tough nut to crack, but I’m plum tough too!”
47. Why was the plum good at math? It had great “plum reputation” skills!
48. What did the plum say to the raspberry? “You’re red-hot, but I’m plum-cool!”
49. Why did the plum go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “raisin” rays!
50. What’s a plum’s favorite plant? The “palm” tree – it’s a perfect tropical match!
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