50 Funny Princess Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Princess Jokes and the Best Princess Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Princess Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Princess and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Princess Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Princess.
1. Why did the princess bring a ladder to the ball? Because she wanted to make a grand entrance!
2. What do you call a princess who’s always looking on the bright side? An option-mystical princess!
3. How did the princess improve her tennis game? She found her prince to serve as the perfect ballboy!
4. Why did the princess go to school with a ladder? She heard she was going to higher education!
5. What did the princess say when her dress got torn? “Sew what?”
6. Why did the princess bring a pencil to the royal ball? In case she wanted to draw attention!
7. Why did the princess become an astronaut? She wanted to visit the otherworldly ball!
8. How do you make a tissue dance at the princess’s party? You put a little boogie in it!
9. Why did the princess put her money in the blender? She wanted to make some liquid assets!
10. What do you call a princess who’s always ready to fight? A warrior-in-disguise!
11. Why was the princess always good at math? She had her own “add-ventures”!
12. What did the princess say when her computer froze? “Let it go!”
13. How does the princess communicate with animals? She uses her “royal highness” frequency!
14. Why did the princess put her book in the freezer? She wanted to cool down her reading material!
15. What do you call a princess who’s a great singer? A melodi-queen!
16. Why did the princess put wheels on her castle? So she could “roll” into her royal duties!
17. What do you call a princess with a frog on her head? Lily-pad!
18. Why did the princess go to the dentist? She needed a crown adjustment!
19. What’s a princess’s favorite type of humor? Slap-stick royal comedy!
20. Why did the princess tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake up from the sleeping pills!
21. What’s a princess’s favorite instrument? The “reign” bow!
22. Why was the princess always calm under pressure? She had great “majestic” composure!
23. What did the princess say when she lost her crown? “I’ll just have to ‘reign’ it in!”
24. Why did the princess bring a ladder to the library? She heard the stories were on a different level!
25. How does the princess organize her kingdom? She uses a “queen-dex” system!
26. Why did the princess go to the gym? To work on her royal flush!
27. What’s a princess’s favorite breakfast? Frosted “crowns” flakes!
28. Why did the princess start a gardening club? She wanted to learn how to “grow” her influence!
29. What did the princess say when her favorite song played? “This is my ‘reign’ song!”
30. Why did the princess become an astronaut? She wanted to explore the “space” between her dreams!
31. What’s a princess’s favorite type of fish? A “sovereign” fish!
32. Why did the princess put her phone in the blender? She wanted to make a royal smoothie!
33. What do you call a princess with a banana on her head? A “crown” prince(ss) of comedy!
34. Why did the princess become a beekeeper? She wanted to have a “royal buzz”!
35. What’s a princess’s favorite weather? Hail, your majesty!
36. Why did the princess bring a ladder to the fashion show? She heard it was going to be a high-stylin event!
37. What do you call a princess who’s a computer expert? A tech-tiara specialist!
38. Why did the princess put her jewelry in the oven? She wanted to have some “hot” accessories!
39. What’s a princess’s favorite game? Hide and “tiara” seek!
40. Why did the princess wear a life jacket in the library? In case the stories got too deep!
Best Princess jokes
Here are some Best Princess Jokes.
41. What did the princess say when she saw her favorite dessert? “I’m on cloud ‘custard’ nine!”
42. Why did the princess become a detective? She wanted to solve “crown” mysteries!
43. What do you call a princess with a map on her head? A “navigator” royalty!
44. Why did the princess bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to get a better “high note”!
45. What’s a princess’s favorite exercise? The royal “jewel”-ups!
46. Why did the princess use a ladder to cross the road? To get to the other castle!
47. What did the princess say when she found a four-leaf clover? “I’m in ‘luck’ of my kingdom!”
48. Why did the princess go to the bakery? She heard they had “crown”uts!
49. What’s a princess’s favorite dance move? The “curtsy” shuffle!
50. Why did the princess bring a ladder to the gym? She heard it was the best way to reach “high” fitness levels!
Final Thoughts about Princess Jokes
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